Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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So is anything going to happen today or is this some shit whacky humour thing getting independence day wrong?
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
It's a Dead Milkmen song.

Look at how fun and unconcerned he is about his predicament! If you've got a vagina, functional ovaries and a personality disorder, why don't you send him a PM and see where it goes!

edit: incidentally, he's fucking the lyrics up too. That's the narcotic shock thing to do.
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Shoeonhead. Rich would wife her, tho the beatings might take getting used to.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
Or he sticks a gun in his mouth.
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I legitimately wonder if he even has nice guns or just cheap made shit. People always said he had a room full of them but never went into details. I know he has at least one AR, back when even mediocre ARs were going for about $1000.
 
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I assume the doxxing she's referring to is the posting of her email in that 'Logan, internet pirate queen, has commandeered the content management system of SA' post. It's pretty bold to be like "Somebody accused me of stealing his website and posted proof! Delete his account!"

Maybe she still works there though and changing content management system emails falls within the scope of the COO's responsibilities. Was she fired? Was she ever hired? Does she exist in the phantom zone of employment law?
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Now the question I have is this: Is Lowtax actually funny and does he have a (rusty from lack of recent use) sense of humor that was hidden away by having to impress a bunch of woke people, or is his sense of humor really just that bad regardless?
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His sense of humor is stuck in 2008 and hasn't evolved an inch since then, but he can be unintentionally funny every once in a while. The whole excuse he told Bogan about his sweaty toes causing him to hit her was the funniest he's been in a decade or so IMO
 
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Sabrina said:
There's some pretty good posts, and far, far too many accounts posting for them all to be kiwis as well.
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Jesus, what do they want from the guy, blood? Are they going to fuck with Richard for the rest of his life unless they get an England-style hanging, drawing, and quartering and every goon gets to take home a piece to display on the mantle?

It's funny to see goons relentlessly shitting on Richard but keep in mind that Something Awful practically invented gay ops. Richard had a fuckton of paypigs who kept their wallets open because the staff were covering up Richard's bad behavior and banning anybody who spoke about it. Now that everything has come into the open, the paypigs are fucking livid and I worry about the possibility of some goon doing something ghastly to the guy.

Kiwis like to laugh at people; goons like to hurt people. It's hard to notice the difference if you're a lunatic who conflates the two actions, but the difference is there. For all the shit he's done, I believe that Richard should at least be given a chance to fix his life, move into a simple home, get a job, and try to work his way up with the time he has left. Besides, that's the only way he's going to pay his alimony and child support obligations. Fucker never had a real job in the first place, so it'll be tough for him, but maybe it could fix him. I can be a rainbow.

These goons want him erased from the earth. They want him fucking dead. The dead are not funny.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Jesus, what do they want from the guy, blood? Are they going to fuck with Richard for the rest of his life unless they get an England-style hanging, drawing, and quartering and every goon gets to take home a piece to display on the mantle?

It's funny to see goons relentlessly shitting on Richard but keep in mind that Something Awful practically invented gay ops. Richard had a fuckton of paypigs who kept their wallets open because the staff were covering up Richard's bad behavior and banning anybody who spoke about it. Now that everything has come into the open, the paypigs are fucking livid and I worry about the possibility of some goon doing something ghastly to the guy.

Kiwis like to laugh at people; goons like to hurt people. It's hard to notice the difference if you're a lunatic who conflates the two actions, but the difference is there. For all the shit he's done, I believe that Richard should at least be given a chance to fix his life, move into a simple home, get a job, and try to work his way up with the time he has left. Besides, that's the only way he's going to pay his alimony and child support obligations. Fucker never had a real job in the first place, so it'll be tough for him, but maybe it could fix him. I can be a rainbow.

These goons want him erased from the earth. They want him fucking dead. The dead are not funny.
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Then there's the one guy in the middle kissing ass that caught a probe for it lol.

Yeah I noticed going through that thread the vitriol is much worse than what we see here. Not like either site has better relative morality than the other, but it's probably because instead of banning people we just rate each other Mad or ridicule dumb posts.
 
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Sabrina said:
Then there's the one guy in the middle kissing ass that caught a probe for it lol.

Yeah I noticed going through that thread the vitriol is much worse than what we see here. Not like either site has better relative morality than the other, but it's probably because instead of banning people we just rate each other Mad or ridicule dumb posts.
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The biggest culture shock for me coming here from Something Awful was when I made some bad posts about a movie, got mocked for it, and that's all that happened. No giant thread derail quoting my bad posts to add their take about why I was such a faggot, no redtext, no threatening PMs, no staff putting the boot in to score some popularity points, no weirdos popping up in every thread I posted in forever to remind everybody that this guy posted badly once. I just got some puzzle pieces.

I am fully aware that had I doubled down and made a scene of myself and became the thread's subject, I would probably have been halal'd. But in my experience, when a kiwi does something that's harmlessly dumb, they get mocked and then everybody moves on. The Kiwi Farms is not a perfect community but it is not the fucking knife fight that is SA.
 
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