Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobby isn't happy that not everyone shares his ill will and foul personality.
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He consulted a thesaurus just to say "don't tell me what to do".
For a change, Bobby defends ignorance -- but only among liberal-indoctrinated college students:
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That's the old grade school whining about "why do we have to learn math? We already have calculators."
 
That's the old grade school whining about "why do we have to learn math? We already have calculators."

It's a refrain by slobs who understand nothing about critical thinking, context, the abilty to draw conclusions on new information based on your existing knowledge, or the love of learning for its own sake. This is why I call him a simpleton. Bob is fucking stupid, and he revels in his own ignorance while calling it superiority.
 
I scanned most of these except for the long tweet screeds because I can guarantee nothing of note was said, but this one caught my eye:
For a change, Bobby defends ignorance -- but only among liberal-indoctrinated college students:
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To go on a little tangent, I've been reading the novel Hyperion by Dan Simmons (I'm roughly halfway through and loving it), and coincidentally I came across a passage a day or two ago that this tweet reminded me of. If you're unfamiliar with the novel, it can sorta be described as "The Canterbury Tales in space," where seven pilgrims to a bizarre alien site tell stories of their past while on their journey, which I'm guessing will all tie together in the end somehow, probably (don't quote me on that, I'm not done yet). Anyway, one of the pilgrims is a poet from Old Earth, who grew up without the instant access to information that those on other worlds possessed. Here's the relevant quote:
Martin Silenus said:
At first I entertained myself with the implants and technotoys which had been denied to me as a member of an Old Earth Family. The datasphere was a construct delight that first year--I called up information almost constantly, living in a frenzy of full interface. I was as addicted to raw data as the Caribou Herd were to their stims and drugs. I could imagine don Balthazar spinning in his molten grave as I gave up long-term memory for the transient satisfaction of implant omniscience. It was only later that I felt the loss--Fitzgerald's Odyssey, Wu's Final March, and a score of other epics which had survived my stroke now were shredded like cloud fragments in a high wind. Much later, freed of implants, I painstakingly learned them all again.
There's a major difference between being able to look up a fact online and actually knowing it. The biggest one is that having a breadth of knowledge actually stored in your brain will give you the tools to handle a greater variety of situations on the fly. Any of those Dark Age students would be able to tackle any number of problems because of their studies; the average university student today is flummoxed by a minor inconvenience. To say nothing of how the act of studying and learning makes it easier for you to learn more things, building on the foundation you already have. And although we can remember quite a lot of things, just like in the quote above, if you don't use it, you lose it. When was the last time you looked up something random and actually remembered it later? You're rarely storing these things at all, and you'd probably have to look it up every time you wanted to know it. Compare that to things you've studied intensely and can recall on the fly even decades later.

That's not to say the instant access to information that the internet provides is a bad thing, but to write off dedicated study because you "can just 'look that shit up' *dumbass thumbs-up emoji*" is stunningly ignorant, and thus exactly what I'd expect from MovieBlob. @Goldman's analogy is also quite fitting, so thank you for adding that. (And while I'm typing, @Mola Ram summarizes what I was writing quite succinctly. Whatever, I'm still posting this because I like this book and I'm using this post as an excuse to recommend it, so there.)

The only other tweet in that bunch that caught me eye was the one about having trouble finding a gas mask that could fit him, because lol fat.
 
I scanned most of these except for the long tweet screeds because I can guarantee nothing of note was said, but this one caught my eye:

To go on a little tangent, I've been reading the novel Hyperion by Dan Simmons (I'm roughly halfway through and loving it), and coincidentally I came across a passage a day or two ago that this tweet reminded me of. If you're unfamiliar with the novel, it can sorta be described as "The Canterbury Tales in space," where seven pilgrims to a bizarre alien site tell stories of their past while on their journey, which I'm guessing will all tie together in the end somehow, probably (don't quote me on that, I'm not done yet). Anyway, one of the pilgrims is a poet from Old Earth, who grew up without the instant access to information that those on other worlds possessed. Here's the relevant quote:

There's a major difference between being able to look up a fact online and actually knowing it. The biggest one is that having a breadth of knowledge actually stored in your brain will give you the tools to handle a greater variety of situations on the fly. Any of those Dark Age students would be able to tackle any number of problems because of their studies; the average university student today is flummoxed by a minor inconvenience. To say nothing of how the act of studying and learning makes it easier for you to learn more things, building on the foundation you already have. And although we can remember quite a lot of things, just like in the quote above, if you don't use it, you lose it. When was the last time you looked up something random and actually remembered it later? You're rarely storing these things at all, and you'd probably have to look it up every time you wanted to know it. Compare that to things you've studied intensely and can recall on the fly even decades later.

That's not to say the instant access to information that the internet provides is a bad thing, but to write off dedicated study because you "can just 'look that shit up' *dumbass thumbs-up emoji*" is stunningly ignorant, and thus exactly what I'd expect from MovieBlob. @Goldman's analogy is also quite fitting, so thank you for adding that. (And while I'm typing, @Mola Ram summarizes what I was writing quite succinctly. Whatever, I'm still posting this because I like this book and I'm using this post as an excuse to recommend it, so there.)

The only other tweet in that bunch that caught me eye was the one about having trouble finding a gas mask that could fit him, because lol fat.

I generally don't get angry at Bob's thread anymore -- I'm just too inured to his nastiness, and ultimately he's more pathetic than anything else -- but fetishizing Google while crowing that you don't need to "know" things anymore came mighty close.
 
I generally don't get angry at Bob's thread anymore -- I'm just too inured to his nastiness, and ultimately he's more pathetic than anything else -- but fetishizing Google while crowing that you don't need to "know" things anymore came mighty close.
It's Bob's special technique, when you think you've gone numb to his dumbshit (the working class genocide and hate has gone numb to me), he always finds a way to get you mad.

If he could monetized that, he'd buy all the McNuggets.
 
Robert Chipman, pizza delivery boi respecter
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They did make a Twilight Zone episode about a MovieBob type guy. Just substitute "Mayonnaise ghoul" for "Communist" in the following video clip and it fits Bob perfectly:

I see Bob as a combination of that episode's character and the Chancellor from "The Obsolete Man".

(I've used this clip before on this thread)
 
1. I don’t think Bob is so much an atheist as he is bitter that he’s not a deity.

2. Anyone who has extremely detailed fantasies about mass deaths has a screw loose, obviously. Well, it’s obvious to most people. Bob is so fucked up that he thinks HE’s the upstanding, moral person in the equation.

3. Oh great, Chris is now telling other fathers to shirk their responsibilities and e-beg to pay the bills. What a sick brood the Chipmans are.
 
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Bob's eugenics jerk-off fantasy tweets are starting to bleed together. It's almost like he has a pre-written template in a notepad somewhere that he ctrl+v's.

How does no one at the Escapist just sack his ass?
Do you honestly think anyone at that place is even still paying attention? At this point the only reason the server is still running is because the guy who owns it isn't losing enough money to care.
 
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