Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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JackDavis said:
It looks like it came from a whole hog roast. I think he's had a video of this before. He's so low effort that he doesn't bother to flip the ribs over and photograph the meatier side instead of the membrane side. Also did he really have to angle the shot to show off Big T's feet? But man 7 ribs on one plate?
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yeah that's what i was thinking too. they go to that huge 4th of july celebration in KY every year and they always do the hog roast. except i believe jack mentioned they weren't going this year and that they were just gonna celebrate with friends and family

so either they did their own roast or jack lied about not attending the big event in KY because he thought people would give him shit for not social distancing
 
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Aaway said:
so either they did their own roast or jack lied about not attending the big event in KY because he thought people would give him shit for not social distancing
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I can’t imagine Jack being competent enough to smoke a whole hog, regardless of how many smokers he has. I also can’t see Tamtam helping with a whole hog either. It’s gotta be that family reunion thing they always go to. Hopefully Charles releases footage of Jack walking around again this year so we can see how much progress leaning keto and God got him over the past year.
 
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JackDavis said:
I can’t imagine Jack being competent enough to smoke a whole hog, regardless of how many smokers he has. I also can’t see Tamtam helping with a whole hog either. It’s gotta be that family reunion thing they always go to. Hopefully Charles releases footage of Jack walking around again this year so we can see how much progress leaning keto and God got him over the past year.
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charles really threw jack under the bus last year. he not only showed him struggling to walk, but revealed to everyone that he had been excited to try the frog legs but found out jack had eaten them all
 
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JackDavis said:
I can’t imagine Jack being competent enough to smoke a whole hog, regardless of how many smokers he has. I also can’t see Tamtam helping with a whole hog either. It’s gotta be that family reunion thing they always go to. Hopefully Charles releases footage of Jack walking around again this year so we can see how much progress leaning keto and God got him over the past year.
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We all know he doesn't have a good reputation with smoking anything... This is the man that does not understand the concept of cooking and would serve the whole hog raw and say it was just "moist and juicy". He also is that dumb that he would "smoke" meat for 3 hours just to end up cooking it on the grill either way instead of being an intelligent individual and just throwing some mesquite chunks onto charcoal and get the exact same effect.

Hell if he wants to be that lazy, just marinate the meat with some liquid smoke and grill it. But no, logic does not apply to our master chef here.
 
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i love how jack's brother always fucks with him on his posts
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Aaway said:
murica

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For those who don't know what this is, it is a rack of ribs that he had hanging in a smoker and overcooked. The ribs softened up and pulled off the hook and fell down into the coals, and he had to fish them out and rinse the ashes off. Typical newbie mistake. You're supposed to pull the ribs off the hook before it gets too done and then wrap and finish on a grill. Ashes aren't dangerous for you to eat, but I imagine that Jack's plate is loaded like that because everyone else refused to eat them.
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
More like Jack pulled that shit out of the trash to begin with.

As the pair waddle back up to the buffet for thirds.
J: (breathlessly) "Tammy, Tammy, look at that!"
T: "Where?"
J: "That guy, do you see what he just put in there. Do you see all that?"
T: "You mean in the... Trash?" *takes a closer look* "Oh, no Honey, not again. You can't have that."
J: "Whadaya mean? Look at all that meat still on the bones."
T: "I'm sorry, Dear. Don't you remember what happen last time we tried this? How they all reacted?"
J: "B-b-but look how wet the meat is. Just grab it quick. No one will see."
T: "It looks like a chicken/pig mutant abortion, that someone else already regurgitated."
J: "The joose Tammy, the JOOSE. I can see it gooshin' from here.
T: "Yeah, but what if that guy was sick? Now is not a good time."
J: "Image is everything. Truth doesn't matter."
T: "God damn it Jack, COVID-19 is not a hoax. You will die."
J: "Jesus is my face mask."
T: "No."
J: "Yes."
T: "NO!"
J: "GIVEMEFOODS!"
T: "Honey, everyone is looking."
J: (screaming at this point) "TAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAYYYYY"
T: (desperately trying to deescalate, before they get kicked out like last time) "Fine, but I am not touching it. You can have whatever you can carry back yourself."
Jack struggles greatly to dig out this prized corpse with his one good hand. Five more people had thrown their trash on top of it in the meantime. Tammy breaks down and agrees to hold the plate for her disabled husband.
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Less is more.

Religion is Dead said:
Ah yes. Jack can't admit he has outdated beliefs, so now he is just gonna stop listening. View attachment 1429523
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"Don't talk to me unless it's about food, then I'm all tongue."
Jack is truly the biggest snowflake. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't just deleted his brother by now; dude seems to dunk on Jack every chance he gets.
 
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Unenthused said:
Lol how blunt does Jack's brother have to be for Jack to get the fucking point? I swear, the theory that Jack is only a half-brother gets stronger every day
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Jack has mastered the art of cognitive dissonance. He once did a video with his pastor about gluttony and kept insisting that gluttony was overusing the phone, even though his pastor kept saying that it was mostly about food. I've mentioned this before in this thread, but it's so mind-boggling to me that I can't just forget about it.
 
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Chamulum said:
Just in case anyone wanted to see Jack ramble about shit he knows nothing about. It's a bit weird how he describes food around 8:15. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a feeder fetish by this point.
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I don't need social media advice from someone who, if you search his name, you get a bunch of sites like "down with Jack Scalfani" and a site about him choking out his son.
 
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