Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
"Trauma can be passed down through your genes"

That has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Lemme help translate:

I cannot possibly (get a job, work overtime, save money, invest responsibly, sacrifice my own comfort, etc. ad nauseum) >sucks in breath<

I. HAVE. KIDZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Because of my sooper cereal Traumazz, I MUST get more tattoos, another champange cake, more shit tattoos, Lee press on nails, a brand new cattle ring for my nose, tickets to Didneyland, more tattoos, and ten whole sheet cakes.

#selfcare
 
Disagree. Graham is 5'9" and started modeling before she became a chunk-a-lunk; she was scouted at age 12. Given that her proportions are closer to those of a standard model, and that she started her career as a regular model at 12 rather than as a MySpace pinup model at 24 like Tess, she had time and opportunities that would never be available to Tess. When she gained weight, she never ate herself above a 14-16, almost half Tess's size at half a foot taller. Finally, even if she doesn't get back down to a more standard size 10-12 at her height, Ashley probably still has another decade of work ahead of her.

If anyone ever wanted to know why Tess hates Ashley with the fire of a thousand suns, read above.
I am surely behind in my scholarship of Ryann Hooven, but I’ve yet to see her seethe over Ashley Graham. I assume it’s the obvious jealousy that Ashley could manage a successful career as a thicc model without gaining 200+ pounds, but I’d love some receipts and am too lazy to sift through 500 pages of piggylore.
 
I am surely behind in my scholarship of Ryann Hooven, but I’ve yet to see her seethe over Ashley Graham. I assume it’s the obvious jealousy that Ashley could manage a successful career as a thicc model without gaining 200+ pounds, but I’d love some receipts and am too lazy to sift through 500 pages of piggylore.

Some quick googling found this article but there are many other instances: https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/throwing-...vy-models-who-dont-like-plus-size-tag-1648377

Unsurprisingly, Two-Ton Tess wants/wanted to be queen bee of fat girl models. That train has long since left the station. That article was written in 2017, at the tail end of the time when shit she pulled on social media occasionally gets mentioned in mainstream-ish press. This going extra woke routine is a lazy and ham fisted attempt to getting booked at all. However her reputation precedes herself. Also nobody thinks fat white girls are woke in July 2020 and hereafter. Tess has no future with modeling. We’re just waiting for the tea to be spilled about her escort career, which is bubbling under the surface but is bound to come out.
 
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I'm struck by the photo the_renegade_librarian posted; it's at least eight years old, and probably older. Ryann still has one chin, a neck, and her shoulders were barely widened (and didn't have any tattoos). This photo was from the period of time when she actually was a 2-3x, and she's clung to those measurements ever since.

Just look at the size of the woman in that photo. Now imagine if you prepared a day's worth of outfits to shoot for that woman, and then in comes Ryann now at size 30+. You are in absolute horror - you've already assembled all the crew and material for the shoot at great expense and you only have the one day to work. The level of scramble to find something, anything that fits the "model" is on, and now you can't feature the pieces from your collection you had planned on showcasing through careful selection over months. You're held hostage to whatever you can squeeze onto the monster that showed up to model, or you can scrap the whole day's expense and try to start over, fucking over your advertising campaign schedule as a result.

This is why she has no clients.
 
I never said she would have the career the exact same as hers. I just said that she would probably have better luck had she not squandered all her opportunities.

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Tess isn’t celebrating the Fourth of July because she’s woke now.

Wait you can call people brown americans now? Wasn't this considered racist just a few years ago?
 
I'm struck by the photo the_renegade_librarian posted; it's at least eight years old, and probably older. Ryann still has one chin, a neck, and her shoulders were barely widened (and didn't have any tattoos). This photo was from the period of time when she actually was a 2-3x, and she's clung to those measurements ever since.

Just look at the size of the woman in that photo. Now imagine if you prepared a day's worth of outfits to shoot for that woman, and then in comes Ryann now at size 30+. You are in absolute horror - you've already assembled all the crew and material for the shoot at great expense and you only have the one day to work. The level of scramble to find something, anything that fits the "model" is on, and now you can't feature the pieces from your collection you had planned on showcasing through careful selection over months. You're held hostage to whatever you can squeeze onto the monster that showed up to model, or you can scrap the whole day's expense and try to start over, fucking over your advertising campaign schedule as a result.

This is why she has no clients.

The fact she ever booked clients again after doing this even once shows how standards are so much lower for Tess's freakshow 'model' type compared to standard-sized models or even standard plus-size models who usually aren't more than a US 14. Standard sized models are pressured to keep incredibly small measurements to fit the ever shrinking sample sizes and even gaining one inch on the hips is cause for their agencies to get unpleasant to them. They will literally be called fat when they're under a BMI 18.5 i.e. underweight by medical definition. Tess, on the other hand, gains 100+lb, and several sizes and probably nobody in the industry has ever called her fat to her damn face in case it starts an SJW cancel moment around their company or agency. I suspect M.ilk got pissed off with her for all her shenanigans and weight gain but I bet the word 'obese' or 'fat' was never used to berate her.
 
Another feeder trip, eh? Christ she's disgusting.


Edit: PS her FACE, holy shit she looks as miserable as Venus. "Everything is fine. I am good with the way things are currently unfolding."
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She is now literally the spitting image of that massive whale that Trey Parker has to fuck in "Orgazmo".
 
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