Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[MirnaMinkoff]

Logan forcing Lowtax to finally get rid of SA could be a blessing in disguise. It’s been obvious for a long time that he hates SA and much of its user base. SA just became a easy money faucet that he couldn’t give up.

Then again it all falling apart when he’s a middle aged junkie who won’t get out of bed means he’s probably shits himself and make mom take care of him, because “muh back pain

Is that doxx though, an Email?

Logan getting his FB zucked and removing one of his only remaining platforms to whine to an audience would be hilarious. He was so upset about losing his twitter account, imagine his FB getting the ban hammer. The irony.

The absolute worst mothers are the ones who do everything for their children, and then their kids never really grow up. Moms like this do it for a few reasons: they might be afraid of the kid going off on their own and leaving them behind, they might feel like they are a "bad mother" if they let the kid do anything on their own so they sacrifice the child's emotional growth to avoid feeling guilty, they might have a pathological anxiety about their child being hurt and sacrifice the kid's growth to soothe their own anxiety issue, etc. It is a massive pathology that is difficult to overcome, the mother does everything in her power to prevent their child from overcoming it. This type of mother punishes her child when they show healthy independence, and rewards them for maladaptive dependence. The sons that don't end up resentful have a real twisted reverence for their mothers, like they are saints for making them unable to function in the real world. I would be totally unsurprised if lowtax's mom was one of these, part of why I think so is because he is so eager for a woman to take on total responsibility for everything in his life, and that may be because he is basing his expectations of women on his mom. Women fuck their kids up in this way because it is so hard to criticize on the surface level, they can dress everything they do up as being "caring" or "concern", but it isn't. Its cowardice so powerful that they would ruin their child's life for selfish reasons. I find it deplorable.

Mothers like this tend to enable and focus on sons the most too.

The fact that Mama Lowtax was inserting herself with the Ashli drama, telling the cops she was out on immigration bond, etc... makes it obvious she also tries to rescues her precious boy from all these awful skanks that get their claws into her innocent boy.

Remember airport video girl saying Lowtax’s mom was the one who set them up together? I’d bet any woman that Lowtax gets involved with that wasnt hand picked by mom and from a respectable local family is pretty much doomed. Mom is just waiting to swoop in and clean up the trouble these awful women cause Lowtax, burp him and change his sheets.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Isn't she though?

Only because LowT was basically keeping her immigration status as a bargaining chip to keep her chained to him.

 

[White Devil]

Only because LowT was basically keeping her immigration status as a bargaining chip to keep her chained to him.

Do you think a court would consider that or just say "lol fuck off illegal"?

Serious question.

 

[AnOminous]

I assume the doxxing she's referring to is the posting of her email in that 'Logan, internet pirate queen, has commandeered the content management system of SA' post. It's pretty bold to be like "Somebody accused me of stealing his website and posted proof! Delete his account!"

He's the genius who, of all possible women in the world, picked this absolutely insane whore. I'd say he got the absolutely insane whore he deserved.

Do you think a court would consider that or just say "lol fuck off illegal"?

Serious question.

The federal Violence Against Women Act specifically has a provision for women who have this done to them because it's such a stereotypically common thing for abusive men to do.

It's so common the basic rule if your shithead husband thinks he's smart by doing this is you just automatically get a green card, barring some other thing like you committed a crime or are deportable for some reason other than losing your sponsorship.

Think about that a bit. Dick is such a fucking walking stereotype of an abusive man that they literally passed a law specifically against exactly what he did.

Spare a thought for Mama Kyanka.

Lol no. She's even in on the immigration shit. Fuck that cunt.

 

[wreddit]

Do you think a court would consider that or just say "lol fuck off illegal"?

Serious question.

Protections for illegal immigrants in Ashli's situation have been codified in things like the Violence Against Women Act (https://www.uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-vawa-self-petitioner) which provides specific pathways to citizenship, but how a court weighs her specific circumstances would probably depend on the individual court, the arguments it hears, and whether or not the judge is in a good mood that morning.

 

[Toshiba]

Remember that Lowtax did go to university and also moved to California, he isn't some Norman Bates figure who wasn't allowed to speak to anyone outside the house.

Interfering mothers are not uncommon, a lot of the time the son grows up, sees it is an unhealthy relationship, sets firm boundaries and both of them are happier for it.

It looks to me like he leans into his mother's co dependent traits when it suits him, because he's in a financial or legal hole or just when he wants his house cleaned.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Between holding the chance of getting a green card over his ex-wife’s head and his illegal recording of a verbally abusive “exoneration”, Lowtax must get his relationship tips from bad Lifetime movies.

 

[AnOminous]

Between holding the chance of getting a green card over his ex-wife’s head and his illegal recording of a verbally abusive “exoneration”, Lowtax must get his relationship tips from bad Lifetime movies.

To be fair she has to be pretty much a fuckup herself not to have done anything on the immigration thing. The point about Dickard's stereotypically horrible behavior remains the same though.

 

[repentance]

To be fair she has to be pretty much a fuckup herself not to have done anything on the immigration thing. The point about Dickard's stereotypically horrible behavior remains the same though.

From what Ashli said, he wouldn't give her the documents needed to get the application started. She specifically mentioned his birth certificate at one point.

In the original thread, several posters who've been through the process mentioned that the US citizen spouse has to do a lot of stuff before it gets to interview stage, so the most she could have done was collate stuff for him to submit - if he gave her the necessary documents, which she claims he didn't.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

From what Ashli said, he wouldn't give her the documents needed to get the application started. She specifically mentioned his birth certificate at one point.

In the original thread, several posters who've been through the process mentioned that the US citizen spouse has to do a lot of stuff before it gets to interview stage, so the most she could have done was collate stuff for him to submit - if he gave her the necessary documents, which she claims he didn't.

You are basically fucked if the citizen spouse isn’t proactive and cooperative. The citizen has to initiate the process and do lengthy applications with documentation (like birth certificates and tax returns) because they are petitioning on behalf of the non-citizen spouse and have to show they can financially support them for like seven years in necessary.

It’s a pain in the ass, paperwork intensive and very firm deadline process, if the citizen spouse is lazy, disorganized or an asshole the immigrant spouse is royally fucked. Lowtax was all 3 of those.

I’m sure as the marriage disintegrated he saw it as the ultimate ace in the hole or stick to keep Ashley completely fucked and under his thumb.

 

[Twinkie]

July 5th is over, no fireworks. Lowtax probably passed out drunk.

 

[AnOminous]

July 5th is over, no fireworks. Lowtax probably passed out drunk.

It's hilarious he's still pretending he somehow has an ace in the hole.

Here is the reality. Less than 200 people on the entire planet support this scumbag and most of them have just completely forgotten they did and will correct the mistake when they remember it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So where are the fireworks?

 

[Army Burger]

So where are the fireworks?

They're coming around the same time as the forum upgrades.

 

[AnOminous]

They're coming around the same time as the forum upgrades.

They'll come when XenForo 2.0 comes. I'm posting this on a forum that is running XenForo 2.0 just like the owner said it would.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They'll come when XenForo 2.0 comes. I'm posting this on a forum that is running XenForo 2.0 just like the owner said it would.

One of Richard's stated reasons for stalling on the XenForo migration was that he was certain that XenForo was just about to be upgraded to a brand new version and then, according to Richard, all the work done on the migration up to that point would be a sunk cost and updating to the newer version of XenForo would be a disaster.

I thus watched with interest as the Kiwi Farms was brought offline and upgraded. To my amusement, the upgrade took place with almost no issues or bugs. Richard is full of shit.

 

[Beavis]

One of Richard's stated reasons for stalling on the XenForo migration was that he was certain that XenForo was just about to be upgraded to a brand new version and then, according to Richard, all the work done on the migration up to that point would be a sunk cost and updating to the newer version of XenForo would be a disaster.

I thus watched with interest as the Kiwi Farms was brought offline and upgraded. To my amusement, the upgrade took place with almost no issues or bugs. Richard is full of shit.

I think he also wanted to hire some of the xenforo people to handle the migration. They said it would take at least six months and over $100,000 to move his shit heap over the way he wanted.

He should have just moved the users over, archived the old forum, and start fresh.

 

[AnOminous]

I thus watched with interest as the KiwiFarms was brought offline and upgraded. To my amusement, the upgrade took place with almost no issues or lingering bugs. Richard is full of shit.

Also full of Goldbelly pies. He collected $20,000 to do the upgrade, and then just stole the money like the absolute piece of shit he is.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I think he also wanted to hire some of the xenforo people to handle the migration. They said it would take at least six months and over $100,000 to move his shit heap over the way he wanted.

He should have just moved the users over, archived the old forum, and start fresh.

There was a sizeable faction of goons that vehemently opposed that, as it would mean losing their postcounts.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

So where are the fireworks?

Coming from the barrel of the gun LowT uses to become an hero.