The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[MACH-IV]

I would pay good Kickstarter money to troll a date with her and OPL

My bed frame broke a few weeks ago and my bed is really uncomfortable now. Her flabby king size gut seems like a comfy place to catch a snooze.

 

[skeletonfucker]

https://www.facebook.com/daralene.slaton possible mother (and is a fucking devout christian).

 

[Smutley]

Am I the only one who didn't know that you can storage fat in your forehead??
It looks like a tumor!

The Slaton Sisters; or, the Fat Forehead Whales

To the last Little Debbie, I grapple with thee; From KFC's dining room I stab at thee; For Coke's sake I drink my last soda at thee

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

https://www.facebook.com/daralene.slaton possible mother (and is a fucking devout christian).

The dog seems to be the same. God her daughters look like they are the same age as her.

 

[chimpburgers]

https://www.facebook.com/daralene.slaton possible mother (and is a fucking devout christian).

Oh God. The fucking parents are hick fatasses too. I'm terrified to even know what the rest of their family looks like.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Slaton mom and dad.

It runs in the family.

 

[MACH-IV]

Slaton mom and dad.

It runs in the family.

I don't think anything runs in that family.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh God. The fucking parents are hick fatasses too. I'm terrified to even know what the rest of their family looks like.

 

[Wet]

From Tammy's Facebook:

I'm guessing this isn't an attempt at self-deprecating humor about her weight, but instead she just doesn't know how to spell the word "factory".

 

[chimpburgers]

Lol. It would appear so but that's still fuckin funny.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I don't think anything runs in that family.

 

[Surtur]

Goddamn....just...goddamn.

 

[skeletonfucker]

I don't know what's worse, her face or her crotch.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It looks like she is melting.

 

[skeletonfucker]

There is an album of their wedding here: https://www.facebook.com/daralene.s....433264423418724.99656.100002055100346&type=1
Look at the poor little piglets. Also I SEE A NORMAL PERSON OR TWO IN THIS HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I wish I could say that eating all this is bad for you, and that I'm shocked that one of them didn't get ill sooner. But I can't.

 

[LM 697]

Would they fight though? It's not everyday you get to meet two single, full-figured women. And how could they resist Fatman's unique charms?

There's only one woman for Fatman, and her name is Food.

 

[Totenkopf]

Thank goodness for the fat acceptance movement.

 

[skeletonfucker]

I'm going to compile my favorites from the wedding album:

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"RAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH"

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Nice ass shot. We all know that we need that.

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God damn is everyone in this wedding a landwhale????

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My dad always said that the nastiest thing about fat women was their arms. Now I know what he was talking about.

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LMAO HAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST ONE

 

[Tubular Monkey]

From Tammy's Facebook:

Clearly embezzlement.