longjohn
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2020
He can't figure out a stroker? It blows my mind that he's a coomer Daddy LARPer yet so sexually inexperienced at the same time. It shouldn't, but it does.
He "doesn't fit" (LOL) because he's trying to shove it in basically dry and half hard. He needs to stop investing in stupid shit to make it seem like his tard fans buy him toys and purchase some viagra. Then he needs to hit the market for some proper personal lubricant and get out of his filthy coomer shower because the only person who thinks it peak titillation is him.
At this point, I'm certain people's standards and self-esteem really are that low, but I personally couldn't imagine throwing money to a lazy "pornstar" who couldn't follow through on the most basic money shots because he thinks it's cute and quirky that he's "too big" (too stupid and lazy) to figure out and showcase his fan's gifts or actually put effort into his content at all. Whoever sent that should feel insulted and should get their money back.
Can't wait to watch him sweat and flounder when someone sends him a legitimately complicated toy
He "doesn't fit" (LOL) because he's trying to shove it in basically dry and half hard. He needs to stop investing in stupid shit to make it seem like his tard fans buy him toys and purchase some viagra. Then he needs to hit the market for some proper personal lubricant and get out of his filthy coomer shower because the only person who thinks it peak titillation is him.
At this point, I'm certain people's standards and self-esteem really are that low, but I personally couldn't imagine throwing money to a lazy "pornstar" who couldn't follow through on the most basic money shots because he thinks it's cute and quirky that he's "too big" (too stupid and lazy) to figure out and showcase his fan's gifts or actually put effort into his content at all. Whoever sent that should feel insulted and should get their money back.
Can't wait to watch him sweat and flounder when someone sends him a legitimately complicated toy
