Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Chantal has decided to reinvent herself as an art critic, apparently. We all know how passionate she is about art.

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"I just don't get excited about going to Homesense and getting the vases or 'live, laugh, love' wall art that everyone else has", Clotso smugly declares.

That's funny, considering that not too long ago she mentioned on a livestream that she in fact DID want one of those prints but that Peetz wouldn't allow it.
You may just want to rethink things when Peetz has better taste and sense than you do:
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Another completely useless info that I remember from her livestreams and takes valuable space in my brain: she said that she wanted to buy one of those "Live, laugh, love" decorations to hang in the kitchen but Peetz vetoed it, and she said this unironically.

Why the fuck do I know this, honestly, I'm ashamed of myself.
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Not that this should be in any way surprising to anyone that has followed Chinny's journey thus far, but even though she had a boyfriend who could have purchased her original artwork from Senegal, the pinnacle of her art collection has been the ugly, cheap, mass-produced print that she purchased from Walmart to remind Malan of Africa:
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Don't sleep on this magnificent work of art that our Cultured Culinary Countess procured from Walmart.com to remind Bibi of of his homeland instead of, oh I don't know, having him bring home some actual handcrafted art from Senegal.
I wonder who is going to get custudy of this one-of-a-kind masterpiece when she moves out?
I am looking forward to seeing the exceptional mix of X-Men posters, Pier One clearance items and dumpster-diving craft projects that are going to be strewn about Chantal and Peetz's fancy new digs.
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If her venture into the art world is anywhere near as entertaining and "educational" as her dive into alternative healing, her journey into the creamy and savoury culinary world, or frankly any of the pursuits she's briefly professed interest in and spent almost zero time researching, then I think we're in for a treat.
There's nothing quite as entertaining as watching Clotso pretend to be an expert at something she has no understanding of.
She so desperately wants to be seen as a cool and cultured influencer (who's also super-fun and farts! TEE HEE) and it's a sad state of affairs when your gross neckbeard comicbook-obsessed roommate is somehow cooler and more cultured than you could ever be.

Edit: apparently tonight my typing skills are as bad as Clotso's French
 
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From what I've read about so-called "diabetic meal plans," she's not gonna see any improvement from following that crap, even if she manages to stop stuffing her face and follows it (unlikely). It's basically a slightly tweaked Standard American Diet:

A diabetes diet is a healthy-eating plan that's naturally rich in nutrients and low in fat and calories. Key elements are fruits, vegetables and whole grains. In fact, a diabetes diet is the best eating plan for most everyone.
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Right, because what makes morbidly obese people diabetic is fat consumption and not enough "whole grains," not the copious amounts of sugar they eat consistently spiking their insulin, leading them to become insulin resistant. So what they apparently recommend is eating a lower fat/higher sugar diet? I agree with the caloric restriction, but they don't seem to mention that weight loss is the goal of it.

The CEO of the American Diabetics Association says that low-carb was the best option for her, going against the normal bad advice.

What Chantal needs to do is eat low-carb to keep her need for insulin low, and lose weight. Like that's gonna happen. As it is, Type 2 Diabetics get more insulin resistant the more insulin they inject, following the norms of how resistance functions. I expect she's gonna lose a limb at some point.
 
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Yeah, sure, nothing's gonna come of this, since clicking "Follow" is usually the beginning and end to most of the things she'd love to have an actual interest in, but damn, how I would love to see her do a "philosophical mukbang".

"Hey, guys, hey, welcome to Foodie Beauty's Beezin' Philosoufflé! Today I'll tell you all about that Ancient Greaser Play-Doh who teamed up with some guy named Harris Total to invent gyros. Bon appeTEE-HEE!"
 
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thejackal said:
Wasn't it like over 2 years ago Chantal complained of a regular body odor that "smelled like fritos"? She's had the beetus for a long time. Why she just now decided to come out with it is anybody's guess. The AL angle makes as much sense on the timing as anything else.
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Chantal likes smelling like that because her cat starts biting and sniffing her which she uses as "proof" that Sam the cat likes her. She even talked recently about how she had a "69" with her cat biting her stomach which she found funny. Probably the only type of male attention she will ever get. Another sign was absolutely needing to pee in the middle of a park trail during that infamous nature walk with Peetz where she looked like a Fat Elvis. He described her urine as having a very strong smell after the deed was done.

I think she has been pre-diabetic for a while but just ignored it. Either she is a full-blown diabetic now or very close to it and her doctor gave her a very clear warning the last time. Chantal is a delusional idiot that will pretend that everything is ok and misinterpret things on purpose until she is very clearly told to stop her bullshit. We saw how it was with Bibi at the end where he was directly antagonizing her because that is the only way she understands.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
"I just don't get excited about going to Homesense and getting the vases or 'live, laugh, love' wall art that everyone else has", Clotso smugly declares.
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Says the woman who's current main decor in her luxury apartment is piles of cardboard full of cat shit and two identical frames mounted side by side on the wall (I can't find the printscreen, if someone has it). I'm sure she's missing the good ol'days when a cheap IKEA reproduction of The Kiss by Gustav Klimt was embellishing the cockroaches palace she was sharing with Bibi.
 
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Lisa Anna said:
Says the woman who's current main decor in her luxury apartment is piles of cardboard full of cat shit and two identical frames mounted side by side on the wall (I can't find the printscreen, if someone has it). I'm sure she's missing the good ol'days when a cheap IKEA reproduction of The Kiss by Gustav Klimt was embellishing the cockroaches palace she was sharing with Bibi.
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Which is even funnier, because The Kiss is basic-bitch Karen Art 101. Every white woman over 40 has a rubbish repro of it hanging somewhere in their house.
 
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fatfuck said:
I can totally see her get one of those 80's pin up fast food posters under pretense it's art she likes and can connect to.
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She’s mentioned wanting to decorate with “vintage” fast food signs - ie “Hamburgers 99c!” printed in faded font over a red-and-white-checkered clip art of a burger.
 
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