Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wash your ears once in a while, you lazy, slovenly, fat fuck.

You can remove excess ear wax with a bit of either sodium bicarbonate or vinegar mixed in water. Soften it up, then wash it out with more of the same.
Or, you know, visit the ER.

I'm pretty sure getting an "eXXXtra large heart attack special" delivered to your house and eating it won't help getting your shit fixed.
No, buying Animal Crossing New Degeneracy won't help either.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

...You can remove excess ear wax with a bit of either sodium bicarbonate or vinegar mixed in water. Soften it up, then wash it out with more of the same...

Yup - that's all that OTC ear drops to loosen/rinse out wax contain, sometimes dilute hydrogen peroxide.

You don't wanna be using Q-tips to clean the insides of your ears really, especially if you're already feeling gunked up and/or your hearing's bad in that ear. You're just going to push the wax plug further into the canal and make it so that it will definitely need to be extracted by a professional using microsuction and/or tools.

lol. It makes him look like even more of a homosexual.

lmao - fucker does have good hair though, I'll give him that.

 

[Lurk]

Fellow leech Tygerwolfe told him to try hydrogen peroxide, so we can expect a crowdfund for a bottle next

 

[Immortal Technique]

Obviously, this """ emergency """ is just fake and going to be rolled into his next avenue of begging. I refuse to believe a middle aged man, that is legally not diagnosed as retarded, does not know how to clean his ears. Does make me wonder, does Lou see pediatricians or does he go see big boy doctors with him being a man-child.

Maybe that can be his new twitter grift. "Fake trans, furry, Penn State approved retarded. HAPPILY hated by Nazi Scum"

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Fellow leech Tygerwolfe told him to try hydrogen peroxide, so we can expect a crowdfund for a bottle next

Maybe the sped fuck will get his meaty paws on a bottle of 20% hydrogen peroxide, use it undliuted and then we'll see his ebegging really get into high gear, to pay for a skin transplant on his head and to repair his dissolved ear parts.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Fellow leech Tygerwolfe told him to try hydrogen peroxide, so we can expect a crowdfund for a bottle next
View attachment 1430886

Amazon.com: Hydrogen Peroxide 3% (1 gallon): Industrial & Scientific

Buy Hydrogen Peroxide 3% (1 gallon): Ointments - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases

www.amazon.com

3% solution, $10 USD per gallon. You do have that much, right?
Skip a single order of large lardwiches with a side of deep-fried lard fingers&3 gallon Mountain Dew, and you should have more than enough.

Give me your rainbows, ladies and gentlemen.

Edit: spelling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Obviously, this """ emergency """ is just fake and going to be rolled into his next avenue of begging.

lol. Yeah. He's realized he's worked himself into a corner saying he had enough (as he always does) to last 2 weeks. No need to beg as he has more than enough sitting there.

 

[General Disarray]

Why can't this manchild just Google the treatment?? Oh yeah, no asspats in DIY, gotta let everyone know your tiniest ailments.
I couldn't imagine having to live with someone like that. I'd pity Mama Gags, but she made him. Reap what you plow and all that.

 

[Lurk]

Its hot again so I assume its take out for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

I wonder if this is working up to a mega-grift for ER bills? You burgers get charged for visiting the ER, right?

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Its hot again so I assume its take out for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
View attachment 1431013
I wonder if this is working up to a mega-grift for ER bills? You burgers get charged for visiting the ER, right?

The new art he comissions with those funds better be absolutely legendary, since he'll be able to roll in ER bills, his ear infection or whatever, his poor bloody feet from having to walk to Walmart, it being too hot to cook, and whatever else he can think of into the new grift.

 

[A single cheeto]

To be fair, it is quite hot right now. It's around 89 degrees Fahrenheit right now, with 42 percent humidity near Pittsburgh. But he could easily remedy that by wearing lighter clothes and bringing along a bottle of cold water, with ice cubes in it.

As for the heat, he knows he can make a sandwich or smack something into the microwave, right? He doesn't need to cook on the stove. Hell, I'm surprised he doesn't make ramen. Oh, wait, e-begging grifter, right.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ngl, the fact that he's even CONSIDERING going to the ER over something as negligible as 'ow ear hurty' over literally any other option (who tf doesnt know about those drops you put in there after swimming too much in the summer) shows that Lou has always relied on just grifting his way through life.

The ER is expensive as fuck. I sincerely doubt that he, well over 26 and unemployed, has health insurance; even with GOOD insurance an ER visit can often have a copay in the realm of like $70. ER is a last resort, especially if you live somewhere where places like Urgent Cares are available. Lou fully intends to go and just let the bill go to collections until they give up because he never intends to have any wages for them to go after.
Going to the ER at the drop of a hat is something that professional leeches like him always do. I've had personal cows before who go to the ER for absolutely anything and everything (a cold, shin splints, a nasty ingrown butt zit) and it's always a sign of having grown up with absolutely no sense of accountability or ability to manage money. There are places where the hospital is literally the only option, but where he lives sure as shit isn't one of them.

Also, his Gneech commission, courtesy of Patreon. The comment on the post of 'she's bold, big, and sassy' made me laugh my ass off because yeah, BIG is right.

 

[The Dude]

Maybe if we're lucky Louie actually has a cockroach that's crawled in his ear. It happens all the time and the roach gets stuck inside the ear canal because they can't shift into reverse. Then they start eating the inner ear to stay alive. There are tons of videos on YouTube about ENT docs removing roaches and other vermin that get stuck in people's ears. It's actually kinda cool to watch if you aren’t squeamish.

Edit: with how filthy and gross Louie is, I honestly wouldn't be shocked if it was a roach or other bug in his ear. Maybe a spider.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Its hot again so I assume its take out for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
View attachment 1431013
I wonder if this is working up to a mega-grift for ER bills? You burgers get charged for visiting the ER, right?

Ngl, the fact that he's even CONSIDERING going to the ER over something as negligible as 'ow ear hurty' over literally any other option (who tf doesnt know about those drops you put in there after swimming too much in the summer) shows that Lou has always relied on just grifting his way through life.

The ER is expensive as fuck. I sincerely doubt that he, well over 26 and unemployed, has health insurance; even with GOOD insurance an ER visit can often have a copay in the realm of like $70. ER is a last resort, especially if you live somewhere where places like Urgent Cares are available. Lou fully intends to go and just let the bill go to collections until they give up because he never intends to have any wages for them to go after.
Going to the ER at the drop of a hat is something that professional leeches like him always do. I've had personal cows before who go to the ER for absolutely anything and everything (a cold, shin splints, a nasty ingrown butt zit) and it's always a sign of having grown up with absolutely no sense of accountability or ability to manage money. There are places where the hospital is literally the only option, but where he lives sure as shit isn't one of them.

Also, his Gneech commission, courtesy of Patreon. The comment on the post of 'she's bold, big, and sassy' made me laugh my ass off because yeah, BIG is right.

View attachment 1431059View attachment 1431060

No doubt the unemployed disabled trans woman of color will get charity care.
And his spank cartoon looks like it could be his mom.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Its hot again so I assume its take out for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
View attachment 1431013
I wonder if this is working up to a mega-grift for ER bills? You burgers get charged for visiting the ER, right?

"Way too early" in this case is 9:49 AM local time. If he'd managed to drag his ass out of the house at 8, like many of us do every day, he would have found it a pleasant 75 degrees.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

His spank cartoon looks like it could be his mom.

There's a LOT of things going on with that picture that are absolutely tragic, but then again it's Gneech, so I'm also not particularly surprised. This is the same dude who's CURRENT (and I did do a double take when I saw the date, because I assumed this was some sort of 'haha look at my autistic old sketchbook from highschool' post but NO ITS CURRENT) art displayed on his Patreon looks like this.


rest in piss to anyone who likes Good Omens I'm sorry

I will say though, the stuff he does for Lou always seems to be... IMPRESSIVELY lackluster. The latest pic has a basketball head, a tit that's literally flat based on how it doesn't affect the curvature of the shirt's armhole at all, hair that looks like a halloween store wig in how stiff it looks on the head, and then... I think it's supposed to be the figure draped in (insert autistic flag of choice here), but Gneech doesn't know how to draw hands or fabric so I just straight-up couldn't tell what was happening, especially with those randomly scribbled on 'fabric fold' lines that actively manage to make it look less like draping fabric than it would if there was nothing there at all.
At some point Lou had bitched about a Certain Artist always making his characters look less womanly than their other work and made vague qq's about how it was certainly transphobia. I do sometimes wonder if Gneech was who he was vagueing about, because these pieces do always look EXTRA low-effort to the point where I'm honestly starting to believe Gneech does them extra shitty on purpose. This piece couldn't have taken more than ten minutes maximum, and a sloppy ten minutes at that.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

"Way too early" in this case is 9:49 AM local time. If he'd managed to drag his ass out of the house at 8, like many of us do every day, he would have found it a pleasant 75 degrees.

No no, he didn't leave the house at 9:49. I doubt he left it at all. He said he's up at 9:49. It's even better than first read.


Noticed this unsurprising tidbit earlier. Original tweet was deleted because Lou can't keep a tweet up for more than a couple days at this point.

 

[0 0]

Good morning, everyone! Except Lou, as the poor thing has an ear issue. The precursor to today's begging I am sure.

View attachment 1430836

Interesting how when his toenail falls off and his entire little toe starts to form a craterous wound, he gets angry at the mere suggestion of going to a doctor, but a little goop in his ear and he wants to burn money on a full ER visit.

Not to sound cynical, but it may be because he can use photo evidence of the former to grift versus he can't prove he has hearing loss and pain in his ear for the latter.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Interesting how when his toenail falls off and his entire little toe starts to form a craterous wound, he gets angry at the mere suggestion of going to a doctor, but a little goop in his ear and he wants to burn money on a full WE visit.

Not to sound cynical, but it may be because he can use photo evidence of the former to grift versus he can't prove he has hearing loss and pain in his ear for the latter.

Well, guess what, Nazi-bigot K*w*f*rm*r, you can't walk to the ER when your feet literally have craterous wounds and diabetic lesions in them, and are literally bleeding through seven layers of thick wool socks, but a blocked ear canal has nothing to do with walking! Haven't thought about that, huh, you transphobic troll?

My interpretation of Lou's not-so-unique troonique lougic.

 

[Tard Repository]

Gneech gives Lou the lowest quality lineart because Lou himself pays the lowest amount of money for it.