Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Ghostse said:
I mean, tbf "Make incidenary post, wait 5 minutes for post to be archived, delete post, cry about the internet bullies posting words you didn't mean while the damage gets done to the target's reputation as things take a life of their own" would be a pretty viable tactic right now.
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Especially when the target is right in the middle of trying to sell his business to one of her friends and the business’s sale value consists almost entirely of its remaining goodwill. There’s very good reason to suspect that something outright malicious is going on.
 
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Vivacious said:
Did Lowtax force Logan to have an abortion?

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Im very skeptical and dont really believe it that Lowtax, the lethargic and lazy old man, perpetually drunk and high, could really fuck for like 6 hours like Logan once claimed and that his goo could still be viable enough, but that's also trusting what he says about his own health. I also dont want to believe that Lowtax is dumb enough to have 3 kids (at least 2 of which hate him and one whom he disowned) from 2 different women who both hate him and accused him of abuse, and still be dumb enough to bust inside or at least not wear a condom -- but its Lowtax so Logan could just go "Im on the pill/its a safe day :)" and he'd act like a teenager and go "Oh boy!" and finish inside like 3 times.

But if you put this in the context of that audio clip he shared with "I dont LIKE you." "I want you to go AWAY." It does make some sense.
 
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wreddit said:
"Stop invading my privacy" she pleads, while screaming her innermost life to the internet.

I wonder if Lowtax has threatened her with some kind of slander lawsuit and that's why she's she's deliberately not naming names. She hasn't been shy about naming Richard when talking about him before.
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He had his lawyer threaten Ashli over the weakest of "slander" on her gofundme page. I have no doubt he would do the same to Bogan.

Also fucking lmao at being "forced" to have an abortion, such drama, girl you weren't forced to do shit.
 
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Drama and being the center of attention is meth for people like Bogan. Ol' Rich stuck little Richard in the wrong type of crazy this time. They're too evenly matched on the shithead scale. This won't end until the attention will stop.

It's probably not possible to drive his Patreon down much further. It's like 200 people now. I have the feeling a considerable part of that is dead accounts, the rest is probably not even aware of the drama. You might have the occasional angry incel goon who will still support Lowtax because bitches be cray cray but I don't think it's a considerable part of these 200. Lowtax gave too little of a shit about anything besides his own pleasure for too long to have any kind of "true believer" paypigs (people gave him money so SA will keep being there, not because he's such a swell guy that's so fun to watch) like some other lolcows have and for building such a community the ship for him has long sailed, which I don't think he's quite aware of. I bet he still thinks his e-celeb status could take off any time again if he'd just invest enough work in it. I'm sure he's promising himself to start on it tomorrow. That's how it is with guys like Lowtax.
 
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Bag of Asses said:
I half-wish Lowtax would just dish out permas to every poster involved in the Two Minutes Hate, just to see and hear them melt down.
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It would be glorious if, just one last time, he acted like the literal Nazi they want him to be. Do it Richard, wash the taste of stink ditch and girl penis out of your mouth once and for all.

AnonymousDimwit said:
I mean can't people just go to goldbelly's website, look at what counts as the "best" snack food and then google search those items to save like 66-75% off the cost? Am I giving ambien-winebox Richard too much credit here?
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That's how someone found examples of just that. You're apparently paying something like 2/3 of the price for their "curating."

AmpleApricots said:
Lowtax gave too little of a shit about anything besides his own pleasure for too long to have any kind of "true believer" paypigs (people gave him money so SA will keep being there, not because he's such a swell guy that's so fun to watch) like some other lolcows have and for building such a community the ship for him has long sailed, which I don't think he's quite aware of.
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At this point that Patreon isn't coming back even if video shows up tomorrow proving Bogan is completely insane and that not only is LowT innocent but he's Johnny Depp levels of innocent and in fact he was the one attacked.

If Richard had listened to nothing else this site ever said, if he had just not gotten mixed up with that absolutely crazy whore, he would still be sitting on almost $10K in free money for doing nothing.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
I thought there was something in the way distant past about a secret abortion. One of the homegroan goonettes while married to Megan? Thought I saw it on SASS, so grain of salt and such.
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There was someone who contacted SoSe claiming that they'd gotten pregnant to Lowtax and been bullied into an abortion. I don't recall them claiming it happened while he was married, though.

I think Logan is just regurgitating whatever old accusations she can find against Lowtax now.
 
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Spunt said:
How long until the inevitable "Actually, Richard, I didn't have the abortion after all! How does Mangosteen Gooftroop Day sound for a name?" arc? I give it three days.

Then another week until the first rape accusation.
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Lowtax forcing Logan to abort twin rape babies sounds about right for where this train is heading.
AnOminous said:
If Richard had listened to nothing else this site ever said, if he had just not gotten mixed up with that absolutely crazy whore, he would still be sitting on almost $10K in free money for doing nothing.
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This cannot be repeated enough. Even all of KF wildest predictions were exceeded, the DSP forum looks to us with such envy.
 
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haunted vagina said:
You know, I actually like the flavor of mangosteen juice and it sucks that you can't just buy it as a grocery product anymore because the whole crop is monopolized by pyramid schemes selling it for $42/bottle as a magical cure-all. I think I'm gonna blame Lowtax for this since he was such a big part of that nonsense.
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Look in an Asian supermarket, they might have it.
 
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hey look more jokes.


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Lowtax is smart to suck up to Dick Masterson and co. because his ideal career move at this point (doesn't require training, education, experience, manual labor, references, sobriety, or anything but a pre-existing reputation as a pathetic man on the internet) is probably to become The Dick Show's Adam Friedland: Third mic whose only purpose is to be mocked relentlessly for being a bitch.
 
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