Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[cactus]

So when do her feet get numb enough so she has her debilitating fall?

Bet she ate the fondant on that cake, even though fondant is gross.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yay! The Eatbeast closed it's blow up doll mouth for a change.

Baby steps...

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I wonder what Tess would say about the 8 year old that was killed in Atlanta?
Would she find some way to blame it on Trump?

 

[Easy Peasy]

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That first one is a clear signal that shes a hanger on. You're not lgbtqlmnop, You can only be one of them. L, g, b... and I actually dont acknowledge the rest as valid anyway so who cares?

Fucking kweer shit.

Edited to refine my comments into something a bit more coherent

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Ascendancy0]

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If anyone said this to their friend/friends, they'd be ridiculed to no end.

 

[John Milton]

Seems like she is driving and taking selfies in this pic. Very responsable as usual Tess.

Also I find very sad how she didn't mention her kids in her birthday posts. She preferred to spend the money she doesn't have on tacky cakes and bikinis. Those poor kids would have better luck if they were raised by wolves.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If anyone said this to their friend/friends, they'd be ridiculed to no end.

If I had a “friend” talk to me like what Tess posted, I’d probably stop associating with that person. Those comebacks are condescending and snarky. Saying stuff like that only divides people.

 

[Parthenos]

If I had a “friend” talk to me like what Tess posted, I’d probably stop associating with that person. Those comebacks are condescending and snarky. Saying stuff like that only divides people.

What's stupid is that most of these "comebacks"/"callout quotes" or whatever can easily be flipped around on liberals/"non-racists", besides maybe the one that's basically "it's current year UGH".
What's even more stupid is that if you use any of these to question the woke narrative, you'll get screeched at for not blindly falling into lockstep with the "right" opinion even though it's inherently contradictory. Nope, only one side should be questioned extensively! That's fair, right?

People like Tess are so delusional that they think that these phrases are magic spells which will make racism disappear in a puff of smoke. That's because they're convinced that people are "ignorant" and need education, when increasingly it's more so that people know full well what they're getting at and think it's a load of bullshit.

 

[Angry New Ager]

If I had a “friend” talk to me like what Tess posted, I’d probably stop associating with that person. Those comebacks are condescending and snarky. Saying stuff like that only divides people.

If Tess came at me with that shit, I'd start lecturing the hell out of her on the systems of oppression (including ones that are effectively slavery) that go into keeping her grossly overfed on the delicacies of her choice, and also able to choose from (and, formerly, make a living moddleing) a variety of inexpensive, impractical, and practically disposable clothing made to please her ridiculous tastes and size. I could even get into the virtual slavery and actual oppression that go into making the smartphone she can't live without, but food and fashion really hit her where she lives.

(I don't normally give lectures like that, but given the madness of these times I'm totally prepared to do so; the best defense is a good offense, and all.)

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Her chest in these birthday photos is so bizarre. The sheer size of the real estate just looks off.. like the fucking grand canyon of cleavage

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Her last comment about the work of 'dismantling white supremacy will never be over."

If that's the case, what exactly are the racism woke trying to accomplish exactly/ Do they recognize a certain percentage of whites will always feel superior to other races? If so, what's that number? How do the wokes plan on dealing with the terminally racist from here on in.

In short Tess, what's the overall objective, here?

 

[Trombonista]

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"Bikinis no know body type." I've read that obesity makes people dumber, but I never expected proof like this.

Edit: Apparently Tabria Majors made that mistake. How fat is she?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess, here’s what’s empowering:

• Having a steady job
• Being a good mother to your kids and putting in effort to insure their wellbeing
• Putting forth savings for the future instead of collecting credit card debt (because with your poor impulse control, you’re probably in a lot of debt)
• Learning new skills that can improve your home and/or career
• Not encouraging other women to emulate your self destructive behaviors (like endless gluttony and the glorification of it)
• Doing local charity work to help your community

You are the opposite of empowering. If wearing a skimpy bikini while being fat is all it takes to be a “role model”, it just shows how far society has fallen. Your bikini stunt was so you could get adoration from your orbiters. You’ve posed nude and semi nude multiple times before, so stop pretending that you were “scared” to wear a string bikini.

 

[MathildaLeon]

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Tess, here’s what’s empowering:

• Having a steady job
• Being a good mother to your kids and putting in effort to insure their wellbeing
• Putting forth savings for the future instead of collecting credit card debt (because with your poor impulse control, you’re probably in a lot of debt)
• Learning new skills that can improve your home and/or career
• Not encouraging other women to emulate your self destructive behaviors (like endless gluttony and the glorification of it)
• Doing local charity work to help your community

You are the opposite of empowering. If wearing a skimpy bikini while being fat is all it takes to be a “role model”, it just shows how far society has fallen. Your bikini stunt was so you could get adoration from your orbiters. You’ve posed nude and semi nude multiple times before, so stop pretending that you were “scared” to wear a string bikini.

Round of afuckingplause

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[MathildaLeon]

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#Allfupasmatter

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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I noticed something off about that spot earlier, but I thought it was a shadow from something.

 

[Salubrious]

I like that a woman who theoretically has been a model for nearly a decade is wearing a string bikini for the first time in her life at age 35.

This is especially funny given the number of exhibitionist photos she's posted on social media. So the leap from bra and panties pictures to a string bikini was apparently a gigantic one.

 

[Parthenos]

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Even your fat rolls are angry at your poor life choices, Tess.