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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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No no, he didn't leave the house at 9:49. I doubt he left it at all. He said he's up at 9:49. It's even better than first read.

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Noticed this unsurprising tidbit earlier. Original tweet was deleted because Lou can't keep a tweet up for more than a couple days at this point.
Was tracking that xbox that some mysterious stranger just sent him out of nowhere I see.
 
And as a suprise to literally nobody, lou does just that (archive):
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What the fuck is an "ass dick"? These trannies are getting weirder and weirder, man...

Why on earth does he think earplugs are the option of choice? It will absolutely make any swelling or wax issue worse. Wouldn’t doctors at the ER have told him that cotton balls or rolled up gauze does just fine?

When does this loser go to the pool???

For people who are prone to ear infections (I was terribly prone to them as a kid), getting water in the ears often causes ear infections. Doctors will often suggest or even prescribe plugs in such cases, especially if inner ear tubes are required (had three sets as a kid). But staying out of the pool is a much easier option. Showering typically isn't enough to get an infection since there isn't water pressure pushing water down into the ear canal like there is when you're in a pool and dunk your head under.

And who else is pressing X to doubt over Louie showering? I am. Though, I have no doubts that he's lounging around in pools and hot tubs when he gets the opportunity. Wearing swim trunks, obviously, since he never actually presents himself as female.
 
Louie would be the kind of asshole who would waste doctors time and insured people's money by going to the ER for having too much wax in his ear. Ever wonder why it's so expensive to go to the hospital? It's because of uninsured people like Louie going to the ER, can't afford the bill and have no insurance, so they work it out with the hospital to pay a pittance and the hospital passes they payment off to those who are insured by increasing their costs. Now, I've got no problem with poor people doing that when they really need medical care. I'm not a hearless bastard, and everyone needs to see the doctor at some point. But when it's a selfish, lazy, jobless loser like Lard-ass Louie who go for shit that they could take care of themselves or by going to a general practitioner, then it pisses me off because it's such a waste of time and resources that should be going to people who have real emergency medical needs.

Lou has in fact claimed to have health insurance on multiple occasions, which itself raises all sorts of questions.
 
Oh boy, he went to the ER. Now somehow he is going to get COVID, and he is going to try to milk that. If he did go to the ER during a pandemic, he is more retarded than we all originally thought.
 

Oh boo fucking hoo Lou. Normal people have a bad night of sleep sometimes too, but you aren't normal and you have to be special. 8AM is still not "super early". Maybe it is to you since you stay up til 3AM on the regular and sometimes longer than that judging by when you tweet.

And as a suprise to literally nobody, lou does just that (archive):
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"I went to the ER when I could have gone to any clinic ever and they could have checked it out." Hold the phone Lou. How did you get to the ER? Why does your mom still have you on her health insurance? There are a lot of questions that I know we'll never get answers to because Lou's whiny whale self will never make an account here and will instead respond on Twitter and look like a fucking crazy person clarifying tweets from hours ago to seemingly nobody that asked.

Oh boy, he went to the ER. Now somehow he is going to get COVID, and he is going to try to milk that. If he did go to the ER during a pandemic, he is more retarded than we all originally thought.

I hope he gets covid. That might give him something to actually whine about aside from "My life is shit even though I pay no rent and tried to drag my mom on the internet because she found out I said I took care of her".
 
Lou has in fact claimed to have health insurance on multiple occasions, which itself raises all sorts of questions.

Unless he's on welfare (wouldn't doubt it, the lazy ass), I don't see how he could be. He refuses to get a job, so no employer is providing it, and I don't know of any insurer who is willing to extend insurance to the 36 year old child of the policy holders unless they're still a dependent due to severe handicap. So he's either gotta be getting welfare/tardbux somehow, or he's lying his ass off yet again.
 
Lou is still definitely not F5ing his thread yinz guys
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Lou, do you realize there are millions of people that leave for work each day before 9? I get it, you're a NEET loser so you normally don't have to worry about that, but don't act like you're special because you had to crawl out of bed before noon after not sleeping well the night before.

And as a suprise to literally nobody, lou does just that (archive):
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If you have an ear infection, why not...go to a doctor? The emergency room is, as the name would suggest, for emergencies. Unless his ear is in crippling pain or he's gone deaf, its not an emergency. In my experience its always cheaper to visit a doctor over going to the ER, with or without insurance, so expect significant begging soon.

Unless he's on welfare (wouldn't doubt it, the lazy ass), I don't see how he could be. He refuses to get a job, so no employer is providing it, and I don't know of any insurer who is willing to extend insurance to the 36 year old child of the policy holders unless they're still a dependent due to severe handicap. So he's either gotta be getting welfare/tardbux somehow, or he's lying his ass off yet again.
He's said that he doesn't qualify for any welfare, but he's probably lying. It would make a lot more sense if he does and just lies about it to e-beg more.
 
Oh boy, he went to the ER. Now somehow he is going to get COVID, and he is going to try to milk that. If he did go to the ER during a pandemic, he is more retarded than we all originally thought.

But please remember he spends his nights crying and shaking and literally sobbing at the thought of his dear/evilabusive immunocompromised parents being exposed to COVID (except for that one time that his dad TOTALLY had it while living in the same house as them). And won't somebody think of the children??
 
But please remember he spends his nights crying and shaking and literally sobbing at the thought of his dear/evilabusive immunocompromised parents being exposed to COVID...
That made me wonder whether Lou and Jake Alley have ever interacted - I'll like to see that.

Probably end up as a passive aggressive tard-fight with each trying to outdo the other in being as much of an energy vampire as possible.
 
That made me wonder whether Lou and Jake Alley have ever interacted - I'll like to see that.

Probably end up as a passive aggressive tard-fight with each trying to outdo the other in being as much of an energy vampire as possible.

There's how Null can make up all his operating costs, I would watch the SHIT out of Kiwifarms Fight Club.
 
I have a very special friend who understands autusm like no other, and instead of laughing me out of their comissions like they should have they actually stepped up to the plate and went above and beyond. I give you Princess Diana of the Wooden Spoonians. Instead of working, the females just grift and beg online everyday. The women also beat their ferals with wooden spoons just as it should have been done with Lou, and they whip up justice and serve it cold. (these are the jokes, y'all.) Anyways, just showing off a bit of...fan art...? Or whatever you wanna call this? Its certainly better than anything Lou himself will ever own, and she is going to be a proud kiwi farm icon for a while. Washing dishes by day, serving up autism by night...kinda has a ring to it. And if Lou thinks he can steal this artwork and use it, I'd love to see him try. We kiwifarmers are such a fun bunch.
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I have a very special friend who understands autusm like no other, and instead of laughing me out of their comissions like they should have they actually stepped up to the plate and went above and beyond. I give you Princess Diana of the Wooden Spoonians. Instead of work and grift all day the women just beg online. The women also beat their ferals with wooden spoons just as it should have been done with Lou, and they whip up justice and serve it cold. (these are the jokes, y'all.) Anyways, just showing off a bit of...fan art...? Or whatever you wanna call this? Its certainly better than anything Lou himself will ever own, and she is going to be a proud kiwi farm icon for a while. Washing dishes by day, serving up autism by night...kinda has a ring to it. And if Lou thinks he can steal this artwork and use it, I'd love to see him try. We kiwifarmers are such a fun bunch.
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I almost missed it, but I enjoy the subtle details added to the stripes
 
I have a very special friend who understands autusm like no other, and instead of laughing me out of their comissions like they should have they actually stepped up to the plate and went above and beyond. I give you Princess Diana of the Wooden Spoonians. Instead of working, the females just grift and beg online everyday. The women also beat their ferals with wooden spoons just as it should have been done with Lou, and they whip up justice and serve it cold. (these are the jokes, y'all.) Anyways, just showing off a bit of...fan art...? Or whatever you wanna call it?

You absolute madman are you saying you commissioned this? I dont know whether to rate you horrifying or be glad that somewhere out there, someone has finally gotten paid a reasonable amount (assumedly) to draw Lou's fap fantasy. You should watermark that shit though, you know he'll try and steal it.
Between this and _01's artistic rendition does this mean that Kiwifarms now has a bigger gallery than Lou himself? After all, we all know he only has ONE piece of artwork!

I almost missed it, but I enjoy the subtle details added to the stripes
...I'm so mad, getting soda out of this keyboard is gonna be a BITCH, damn you. Guess I take back my earlier statement.
 
cant wait to see Louis' reaction to Wooden Spoon's awesome commission, although knowing him it will be a bunch of tough guy posturing to hide how buttmad he is.

spotted these in his feed today:
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Lou exhibits his nuanced understanding of the global coronavirus pandemic while responding to a thread about how the resulting economic depression has impacted working Americans' ability to pay their rent.

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Lou retweeting Assigned Male in a cow crossover. these fictional blobby children demonstrate more willingness to transition than Lou himself does.
 
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"Kiwifarms, look, I'm not asking for financial help!" Yeah, maybe because you didn't pay for shit? Are you now looking for ass pats from the farms that you hate so much?

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"Maybe it's time to move on". That's...not how being trans works? You don't have an identity crisis every fucking week. Either way, getting a new name and just severing all the connections you had previously is probably your best bet of moving forward you fat cow. Shouting into your echo chamber of "look at me I'm valid" when you're fleecing the people following you isn't going to get you anywhere. Maybe if you, idk, hung out with your family? You might get somewhere in life, or hell, even be written in to the will. As is, I'm still shocked your parents haven't booted you.
 
I have a very special friend who understands autusm like no other, and instead of laughing me out of their comissions like they should have they actually stepped up to the plate and went above and beyond. I give you Princess Diana of the Wooden Spoonians. Instead of working, the females just grift and beg online everyday. The women also beat their ferals with wooden spoons just as it should have been done with Lou, and they whip up justice and serve it cold. (these are the jokes, y'all.) Anyways, just showing off a bit of...fan art...? Or whatever you wanna call this? Its certainly better than anything Lou himself will ever own, and she is going to be a proud kiwi farm icon for a while. Washing dishes by day, serving up autism by night...kinda has a ring to it. And if Lou thinks he can steal this artwork and use it, I'd love to see him try. We kiwifarmers are such a fun bunch.
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I think they are appreciative of your fan contribution.
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vDLA7

Edit: I mean, neat that you're both denying and confirming that it's a trans thing, though I think that one of the consistent things about trans people is that they find a name that they feel most aligned with and just stick with it regardless of who mocks you. We call it an identity crisis because you change this stuff on a weekly basis with the only consistency being choosing either Diana or Ace as your name half the time. We'd stop mocking ya if ya actually sticked with one of those, or just used both, I don't think we'd call attention to it otherwise.
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