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Wait, did a read that correctly a page ago? Pam you live with your mom? You're like 45 that's so weird.
My mom is elderly and cant live by herself. She nearly burnt the house down. Are you serious?
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Wait, did a read that correctly a page ago? Pam you live with your mom? You're like 45 that's so weird.
Why would she be kicking you out then?
Bill and I have just been so bored since Epstein died.
Bill and I have just been so bored since Epstein died.
You should follow the Porky Pammy guide to hobbies!You should take up a hobby. Not trying to solicit unwanted sex from people.
You should follow the Porky Pammy guide to hobbies!
Step one: Pick a celebrity you find attractive.
It can be any celebrity, now that person is attracted to you and secretly communicating with you, no matter how little sense this actually makes. Make sure to publicly discuss it so that trolls can read it and create sock accounts.
Step two: Be extremely gullible.
Those sock accounts? They're ALL exactly who they claim to be especially if they send you a picture of the celebrity. Just ignore the mountains of evidence to the contrary, and common sense. After all if they're not who they say they are, you'll have to admit your life is shit!
Step three: Pick some celebrities you don't like.
This step is just like step one except you pick celebrities you don't like. Did you lose your keys? Your celebrity enemy stole them! Get cut off in traffic? Your celebrity enemy was clearly trying to cause you to have an accident! Food poisoning? Murder attempt!
Step four: See step two
Step Five: Hold onto these delusions.
You've now invested a lot of time and mental effort. Make sure to never doubt them despite how stupid and obviously false they are. If you do you'll have to account for the fact that your life is shit and that you're not special at all.
Optional steps are: Act like a cunt online . Become fat. Start raping animals and playing with your shit. Make sure you never say anything funny or witty. Make shitty memes that only make sense to yourself. Kill yourself.
Follow these steps and you'll soon have yourself a hobby and a nice case of erotomania!
Great example of the Porky Pam Swain hobby system Pam!The sexual frustration for Harvey Weinstein must be unbearable. I hope they put him in solitary confinement for 2 weeks.
Great example of the Porky Pam Swain hobby system Pam!
Pam, if another sentiment creature EVER attempted to have a relationship with you, you wouldn't be incelposting about Ryan Reynolds and Michael Fassbender on multiple sites a day.
The receipts are in your head, you loon.
IT SAYS "BUSINESS EMAILS" LMAOOO
I am stunned you are able to grasp nuances of litigious process but are completely oblivious to how ridiculous your proof, case and story are. You are going to be continually laughed out of any courthouse because your whole story is so batshit insane. I don't even think people could process it in one sitting.BHWHAHAHHAHHAHAAA its admissible in court. And I'm confident you'll end up in solitary confinement.
I am stunned you are able to grasp nuances of litigious process but are completely oblivious to how ridiculous your proof, case and story are. You are going to be continually laughed out of any courthouse because your whole story is so batshit insane. I don't even think people could process it in one sitting.
Get back on your seroquel you nigger. You've been kicking the schizposting into high gear, go get medicated.I am continually stunned you are helping Harvey contact people outside of prison and thinking you are going to be having sex with a woman again. Maybe you should be investigated and indicted?