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The most episode I really hate.

Wish they could've at least made him destroyed 15 or 18 Gungans (as you can see them in the background) before General Tarpals make his sacrifice.
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For Example
His fight with the Gungan could've been in a similar way how Chirrut Imwe defeat Stormtrooper like in Rogue One but in a different style.
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He doesn't need a single lightsaber to handle these Gungan in their fight, a staff would been enough to destroyed these Gungan like as a embarrassment to Tarpals and as it would show how skillful of a warrior Grievous is just like he was on Kalee and looked less humiliating for Grievous. but of course gonna lose for plot reason (which is stupid).

Also funny how in Lair of Grievous, Filoni makes sure they mentioned him of being a proud warrior he once was in his past but I guess he forgot about that.
 
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He went from Sith Lord and killer of Jedi Masters to being beaten by a failed Padawan and finally being dispatched in a a second by a Ben Kenobi that looked as bored as I felt. Has any character fallen farther in the Filoni verse?
Grievous. No one surpasses the shame they brought upon him. Ventress too to a degree but mostly in her unproduced final episode which was later adapted into the awful novel Dark Disciple which was essentially just the transcript for her episode. Dooku probably didn't get humiliated physically like them aside from getting owned by pirates once, but his personality pretty much did get severely butchered to the point of being a one dimensional villain while removing any trace of complexity from his character and any potential emotional significance they could've introduced via his past with Dias, Vos and Qui-Gon.
 
Nope; that he is made this big threat doesn't really feel right to me. Strong and skilled physical threat? Sure, but he should not have been the big threat to the republic like how Grievous was supposed to be (you know, as a general and strategist?).

Maul was designed to be Palpatine's muscle, he wasn't there to think... not really.

Pretty much this.

Darth Maul gained this weird "cult classic" following because he was pretty much the coolest thing about The Phantom Menace and despite his relative lack of screen time or relevance aside from the big lightsaber fight at the end, he still got a lot of fans.

Darth Maul is to the Prequel Trilogy what Boba Fett was to the Original Trilogy, a relatively minor villain but an iconic one.

I think we'll get a Star Wars remake by 2027 for the 50th anniversary. Expect Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan unless he has the integrity to tell Disney to fuck off (because why would you want to be the one to take on Alec Guinness's legacy for a soulless corporate remake?) or dies a freak death between now and then. And also expect a piece of shit movie with a shitshow of a production if Disney Star Wars's track record is anything to go by.

If Bob Iger was still the CEO of Disney, I think you'd be right.

Bob Iger is retiring at the start of 2021 and I think Kathleen Kennedy will also retire before 2027 too.

If Bob Chapek and the suits at Disney were smart, they would not remake the Original Trilogy but they would give a proper re-release of the Original Trilogy for the 50th Anniversary, using the original theatrical versions from the 70's and early 80's. Disney now owns 20th Century Fox and any rights issues that puts them on hold will likely be resolved by 2027.

Seriously, if Disney was smart and wanted to revitalize the Star Wars brand, they'd do a full-on re-release of the original unaltered version of Original Trilogy first in theaters in the spring and summer, and then release it on Blu-Ray and streaming in December just in time for the holiday season and they'd also probably earn more brownie points if they declared the Sequel Trilogy non-canon too.

As much as I'd personally love to see them give the ST the "Song of the South" treatment, I could also see that backfiring and making it sought after and "mythical" for Alpha Generation kids, so I think it'd be better if they just took it off streaming in this scenario but still kept the Blu-Rays and DVD's in print
 
If Bob Chapek and the suits at Disney were smart, they would not remake the Original Trilogy but they would give a proper re-release of the Original Trilogy for the 50th Anniversary, using the original theatrical versions from the 70's and early 80's. Disney now owns 20th Century Fox and any rights issues that puts them on hold will likely be resolved by 2027.

Seriously, if Disney was smart and wanted to revitalize the Star Wars brand, they'd do a full-on re-release of the original unaltered version of Original Trilogy first in theaters in the spring and summer, and then release it on Blu-Ray and streaming in December just in time for the holiday season and they'd also probably earn more brownie points if they declared the Sequel Trilogy non-canon too.
He is Bob Cheapek after all so that would make plenty of sense, but this is the same Bob Cheapek who made Galaxy's Edge into the utter disaster that it was. Disney would somehow find a way to fuck it up, or at best you'd get something like the Laserdisc versions with their poor quality.
 
So... in preparation for the next cosmic shitpost, I decided to look back on the previous entries and I realized that over four pages worth of posts are gone and because of that a lot of links linking to previous posts got messed up so I had to fix them. I can only hope it was spam or doubleposting shit that got deleted, but this does make me wonder if maybe we should have a backup set up like a Discord or something in case Null ever does decide to kill the site. Any thoughts?

Pretty much this.

Darth Maul gained this weird "cult classic" following because he was pretty much the coolest thing about The Phantom Menace and despite his relative lack of screen time or relevance aside from the big lightsaber fight at the end, he still got a lot of fans.

Darth Maul is to the Prequel Trilogy what Boba Fett was to the Original Trilogy, a relatively minor villain but an iconic one.



If Bob Iger was still the CEO of Disney, I think you'd be right.

Bob Iger is retiring at the start of 2021 and I think Kathleen Kennedy will also retire before 2027 too.

If Bob Chapek and the suits at Disney were smart, they would not remake the Original Trilogy but they would give a proper re-release of the Original Trilogy for the 50th Anniversary, using the original theatrical versions from the 70's and early 80's. Disney now owns 20th Century Fox and any rights issues that puts them on hold will likely be resolved by 2027.

Seriously, if Disney was smart and wanted to revitalize the Star Wars brand, they'd do a full-on re-release of the original unaltered version of Original Trilogy first in theaters in the spring and summer, and then release it on Blu-Ray and streaming in December just in time for the holiday season and they'd also probably earn more brownie points if they declared the Sequel Trilogy non-canon too.

As much as I'd personally love to see them give the ST the "Song of the South" treatment, I could also see that backfiring and making it sought after and "mythical" for Alpha Generation kids, so I think it'd be better if they just took it off streaming in this scenario but still kept the Blu-Rays and DVD's in print
I wish Disney canon could be erased wholesale in a flash, but that ain't happening sadly, and to try and remove it from markets would just end up making it be wanted like a rare collectible, much like how Disney's attempt at purging the EU with Legends has only made people want the unlabeled ones more now, including lesser Disney authors. The best option would be for Disney to just declare their garbage a separate canon, not a separate universe or none of that shit, just say its a different continuity, the Disneyverse, and then create two other ones, one for Disney+ shit like Mandalorian or whatever else they're making since its the only area they haven't fucked up, and a pre-Disney continuity for everything that came before ie Legends but with something that cements the fact that its what came before them, like the Original, Lucasverse or Origins since that's where most of their new ideas are stolen from originate from anyway and then repurposed into a shittier state. That way they can still keep re-releasing their new garbage without admitting defeat, they have a new era to start fresh in via the Mandalorian as a platform and a legacy one for purists and old fans who where its acknowledged that their crap can never replace it, which they probably should've done from the get-go. However this would only happen under a caring company that gave a shit about its audience, but this is Disney we're talking about. So they'll just keep their new canon garbage as the trueverse, set up a crappy multiverse where everything else is just a spinoff only made possible by Holy Rey saving the past with time travel. In fact I'm almost certain that that's what they're gonna do. Filoni's new show will be about Space Aladdin, Ahsoka and Rey teaming up to travel in time to stop Palpatine from going into time anus mirrorland where Rey nobly sacrifices herself to restore order.
Not to mention being beaten by Baby Boba and his bounty hunter gang.
Thanks for reminding me... Another issue I should note is that while a lot of the bad ideas in Filoni Wars as far as we know equally came from both Filoni and George, previous media, including Genndy Wars did what they wanted regardless of George's input, only wanting his seal of approval but never restricting themselves too much to him since that usually led to embarrassments, and this was seen often in the early 2000s where even some comics would poke fun at George's less than stellar choices or continuity changes. But with Filoni Wars, George was less involved as the series went on, only coming in for a few episodes after the initial first seasons and then coming back in full for the series finale with Yoda, but Filoni however always went to George for fucking everything and would even snitch on others if he wasn't allowed to do his own thing, as we found out via the commentary for Grievous Intrigue. So Filoni just did whatever he wanted or what he thought George want, the end result being unfiltered Georgetism, which only works best if run through a filter and proper editing.

Anyway... I might as well continue... THE COSMIC SHITPOST.

We could use a little positive coverage now and then.

I was kinda hoping to do these when @BipolarPon and @Gallofag came back from vacation, but hopefully they'll see it whenever they get back since I've tagged their names.

For those who just got here, it all begins here along with the first info dumps of High Republic which is what led to writing the Cosmic Shitpost in the first place:
Each post leads to the one that succeeds it so it should be in order now. Also if you don't remember the previous post then re-read them or whatever in case you don't remember shit.

And here is where we left off last time...

The following contains a few names that some might not remember, so I suggest a quick skimming.

Now on to the Cosmic Shitpost!
Our newborn would-be gods in the making have caused quite a lot of damage haven't they?
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Though the ambitious Tilotny remains optimistic and prideful, the departure of Horliss-Horliss has caused a rift, but she knows she can mend this loss and with the obedience of her remaining siblings, she knows that nothing can stop them from reeking vengeance upon the powers-that-be which scorned them. Now with their own realm of time from which to begin their reign and newfound ambition at their disposal, the conquest of the universe is all but assure-

Uh oh... Party's over... Grandad's home...



















And he brought the cosmic whipping belt...
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The young would-be gods now faced none other than Lluxos... The leader and elder of the Celestials charged with overseeing the progression of the realm of Skyriver and the protection of galactic life and his comrades. These naive cosmic children sought to destroy and surpass their father Wuztek, thus becoming the gods of a new world, but now they stood before a being who was far greater than even their father. What could they do now before such awesome might? One of the original offspring of the First Light at the Dawn? What could they do?!! WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY FUCKING DO?!!

Tilotny stared in horror, a feeling she wished to never know again, for she hoped to never see a being like her father ever again, at least not before she could achieve her own apotheosis. Now she stood completely humbled a feeling she hated so.

Cold Dande Sine was beside himself. He loathed the idea that Tilotny would not be able to deliver on her promises and thus he could not turn the universe into his personal research lab... but at the same time, he was secretly euphoric over the idea of finally knowing what it was like to be destroyed. What masochistic intrigue!

Splendid Ap though... Splendid Ap remained silent but submissive...

For he knew only one thing could be done now...
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Hahaha! Quantum Mechanics and 10^97 particles go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Tilotny and Sine remained fearfully cautious as Lluxos remained unflinching before them... The grand entity said not a word... but then... a warmth embraced them. A strange feeling they had never felt before. A Force... It surrounded them as if coming from this presence. It was then that Lluxos finally spoke. His words bared no anger or hatred. Only compassion. He knew what Wutzek, their creator, had done to them was unjust. They had the right to exist as much as any sentient life. So Lluxos extended to them the chance to return home, to their fellow Celestials, with no ire or ill-will to await them, and that even their father would be shown understanding by Lluxos. Lluxos would be more than content to serve as the guardian for these forsaken children if only they would allow it.

Tilotny remained confused, bewildered by this completely alien gesture of kindness. There's no way Lluxos nor any ally of their father would want peace with them, only their destruction, and even if it were true, would Tilotny, with her bottomless pride, truly be content with returning home simply to serve the role of a lowly galactic custodian? To live out eternity as the indirect monitor and janitor for primitive lifeforms? For all time? "No!" As if a voice of realization from the void... She would not submit. No matter Lluxos' warmth, she would allow herself to serve no one, to forsake her one chance at godhood. She would crush all that stood before her and reign as the one true god of the cosmos!

Cold Dande Sine stood silent but he could sense his sister's ire, and he knew that if he went with Lluxos, he would be the denied the chance to satisfy his scientific curiosity, to experiment with reality and discover all its secrets, for to be denied the chance to study and do as he pleased frightened him far more than self-destruction.

Splendid Ap also remained silent, confused and aimless, but he knew what Lluxos said and he could sense his paternal warmth, a feeling they had never known, but Ap did not know what to believe or who to trust... In a rare moment of clarity, thoughts swirled within him. What if he went with Lluxos only to be deceived and destroyed as part of a plot by his father? What if he remained with Tilotny and she destroyed him when he was no longer needed? A newborn ignorance such as his would not know what fate awaited, and even his near-omnipresent vision could not pierce into what sort of future awaited them... So he chose to remain with the Devil he knew... Tilotny.
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Tilotny then angrily and proudly declared her rejection of Lluxos and all Celestials. She would never allow herself to submit. She rationalized his compassion as "fear"... Fear towards her and the power she would hold. For these Celestials feared her, for she is the only true goddess in this world and all would bow before her. She told Lluxos to return to his underlings and warn them of Tilotny's wrath. That they would all perish at her hand and all their mortal creations would love her and only her.

The warmth disappeared... A dejected Lluxos could only look upon the vicious and hate-filled eyes of Tilotny as she swore death upon all. Such a gaze should be met with quick punishment. But no. Lluxos felt no anger. No fear. No hate. All he felt was sadness and pity at the loss of this child's heart to the dark corruption which plagued all life since the long forgotten days of the Old Ones... Lluxos silently left, but he knew that all was as it was meant to be, and he hoped that maybe someday, this lost child would return to the embrace of her family. And on that day, he would gladly welcome her and he hoped Wutzek would do the same.

Though Tilotny appeared prideful with her newfound victory, a pain lay within, a pain masked by her pride. A mask she would never wish to take off, for to embrace what was beneath would be weakness, and now was not the time for weakness. Now was the time for strength. For all that mattered to her now was conquest and apotheosis. Now was the time to give rise to her new order.
Our young eldritch godlings survived, but what awaits them now? What are Tilotny's plans? What poor mortal beings will be forced to serve this vengeful titan?! And if none serve them, will all perish? Could Tilotny truly become the ultimate lifeform?
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Find out next time on the Cosmic Shitpost!
 
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Finished the Citadel station section of KOTOR 2 and have now reached the surface. CS was a huge step up from Peraqua in terms of NPC interaction but is also a bit too backtrack heavy. I’m still committing to a dark side run for my first play through though I screwed up in the Czerka whistleblower side quest and got the light side outcome (when I returned to Czerka after massacring the exchange leadership and saw the building filled with hostiles I was concerned that screwing up that side quest had rendered Czerka hostile to me). I really like the new influence system as it adds an extra layer of complexity to character interaction. Certain story events like Nihilus’s intro cutscene seem to trigger based on how ar you are on any given alignment As opposed to the Malay interludes in 1 which were determined by story progress). On the topic of Nihius’s introduction it was pretty effective at setting him up as someone you should be wary of.
 
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Grievous. No one surpasses the shame they brought upon him. Ventress too to a degree but mostly in her unproduced final episode which was later adapted into the awful novel Dark Disciple which was essentially just the transcript for her episode. Dooku probably didn't get humiliated physically like them aside from getting owned by pirates once, but his personality pretty much did get severely butchered to the point of being a one dimensional villain while removing any trace of complexity from his character and any potential emotional significance they could've introduced via his past with Dias, Vos and Qui-Gon.

Dark Rendezvous. Seriously. Whoever in here is doing the EU rereads needs to pick that up. Perfect Dooku. Scout was a better Asoka too.

Finished the Citadel station section of KOTOR 2 and have now reached the surface. CS was a huge step up from Peraqua in terms of NPC interaction but is also a bit too backtrack heavy. I’m still committing to a dark side run for my first play through though I screwed up in the Czerka whistleblower side quest and got the light side outcome (when I returned to Czerka after massacring the exchange leadership and saw the building filled with hostiles I was concerned that screwing up that side quest had rendered Czerka hostile to me). I really like the new influence system as it adds an extra layer of complexity to character interaction. Certain story events like Nihilus’s intro cutscene seem to trigger based on how ar you are on any given alignment As opposed to the Malay interludes in 1 which were determined by story progress). On the topic of Nihius’s introduction it was pretty effective at setting him up as someone you should be wary of.

Just making sure, you are playing the SLRCM right? Otherwise your missing out.
 
Dark Rendezvous. Seriously. Whoever in here is doing the EU rereads needs to pick that up. Perfect Dooku. Scout was a better Asoka too.



Just making sure, you are playing the SLRCM right? Otherwise your missing out.
I dont have a pc so no (I'll just look up a playthrough of it on youtube after I get done with my two playthroughs)
 
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He went from Sith Lord and killer of Jedi Masters to being beaten by a failed Padawan and finally being dispatched in a a second by a Ben Kenobi that looked as bored as I felt. Has any character fallen farther in the Filoni verse?
Quinlan Vos. I don't care how many people on this thread are upset about any downgrades to Maul or Grievous' characterizations...at least they vaguely resembled the characters they were supposed to be in existing EU Media. Vos is such an inexplicable departure in personality and tone from his Dark Horse Comics counterpart that it literally feels like the writers had written an entirely different character for the episode he premiered in, and then changed it to Vos at the last second in a poor attempt to line up with existing material.

His new surfer dude personality is fucking awful. I can't even reconcile it with anything...I literally just have to skip that episode of TCW during re-watches and purge it from my memory, to where my fractured mind only remembers his non-speaking cameo in the final episode of the Lost Missions. Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking.

It's times like these where I actually thank the gods that the series was cancelled before the Yuuzhan Vong could be utilized. God only knows what kind of laughing stock Filoni would reduce my favorite alien species to.
 
I dont have a pc so no (I'll just look up a playthrough of it on youtube after I get done with my two playthroughs)

It works on Mac too. Seriously. Its not a complete game. Theres no real ending and your missing out on whole sections, not to mention the insane number of bugs that the mod fixes.
 
Quinlan Vos. I don't care how many people on this thread are upset about any downgrades to Maul or Grievous' characterizations...at least they vaguely resembled the characters they were supposed to be in existing EU Media. Vos is such an inexplicable departure in personality and tone from his Dark Horse Comics counterpart that it literally feels like the writers had written an entirely different character for the episode he premiered in, and then changed it to Vos at the last second in a poor attempt to line up with existing material.

To me Grievous will always be the same Kaleesh Warlord, a Jedi killing machine we all know and love about like these image right here still the same to me. Unlike some fans, he can (still) beat Tano, Ventress, Opress and Krell no matter what they try using the Force to help.
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Two thing fans are wrong about Grievous in the Filoni Wars is:
1. He still accomplished his mission like
Battle of Abregado, Battle of Falleen, Battle of Felucia, Battle of Patitite Pattuna, Battle of Dathomir and Battle of Florrum.
2. Fans think Grievous always use his guard to help him fight.
The only time his guard help is when they interfere in his duel against Eeth Koth cause unlike most of them they show up late and already destroyed in his fight like
  1. Nahdar Vebb destroyed the MagnaGuard before Grievous duel him
  2. The MagnaGuard show up very late when Kit Fisto about to make his way to escape.
  3. Grievous watches his droid fight Obi-Wan, but get destroyed as Grievous watches before he deal with Kenobi himself.

Plus it funny how Filoni make sure they mentioned Grievous was a proud warrior he once was in the episode Lair of Grievous but after year later airing Shadow Warrior we see Grievous loses easily to a Gungan (warrior) and it like he forgot that Grievous was a proud warrior he once was on Kalee. I (still) can't stand Filoni it like after he red Eye of Revolution he just crumble up Grievous backstory cause it didn't make sense for a great general to become subservient. But I guess these are the hero fans want even worship too :(
 
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That one bit where your supposed to sneak into the hutt’s private room. I ended up waking him up and now I can’t drug his guard dogs

It also might be a game glitch. There's a bunch of them. Some quests are bugged. I don't remember if the treasure room was bugged or not.
 

Doomcock parroting a twitter account 3rd hand via an ... Interesting.... Twitter account. Save yourself the view and here's the thread:

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I mean, some of this lines up with other sources, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a grain of truth in there. Definitely a Reylo shielding the actors as well, but it could well be true.
lazy hack who can't be fucked to do any editing anymore uses worse source than usual in desperate attempt to keep views up. News when the actual leak happens and he refuses to report it until long after others did so he can bleat how he was right.
 
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