Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

Aging Millennials start desperately fantasizing about actually doing the things they thought the cool kids did when they were young.

Us klutzy kids had Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and we made do.

Honestly kind of surprised that there hasn't been any mention of roller derby from Jess that I can recall. Labelle had a bit of a roller derby phase.
 
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Any decent tagger would break this faggots hands if he caught him making those scribbles.
 
Laziness. I'm guessing after the latest hubbubs, Mallorie feels that her place towards the top of the progressive stack is assured... she got "persecuted" and got a lot of defending for it, she thinks that she's now secure forever as getting full pitybux and an eternal asspat contract. Since she doesn't actually give a shit about art as anything but a path to both those things, she's putting absolutely minimal effort into it.
 
I believe there could be 2 possibilities
1 - She's going trough an art block struggle where the expectations don't match what comes out of her hands as she's trying new things like poses perspective and anatomy but they don't come natural to you because you need practice
2 - The fame got to her head and realized that as long as she's preaching to the twitter choir she doesn't actually have to put any effort and the fanbase will do the retweeting as long as it contains the right message.
Either way she's not happy
Speaking of furries, here's a new one that most certainly won't be just another self insert or perfect, infallible love interest:

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So when are we moving her thread to Animal Control? she clearly needs it
 
Is there a joke in this comic that I am missing? Is ACAB supposed to be funny?
Just another journal entry. And chanting ACAB is a catchphrase meme to lefties right now, even Jake Alley just randomly named one of his X-COM bases "ACAB" on a stream because he couldn't actually name a thing creatively for once in his life. "Ayy-cab" doesn't actually mean anything to these people, since they live in apartments using internet welfare to order groceries and never go out anywhere. They don't go anywhere or do anything that would put them in a position where they'd use the police.
 
Just another journal entry. And chanting ACAB is a catchphrase meme to lefties right now, even Jake Alley just randomly named one of his X-COM bases "ACAB" on a stream because he couldn't actually name a thing creatively for once in his life. "Ayy-cab" doesn't actually mean anything to these people, since they live in apartments using internet welfare to order groceries and never go out anywhere. They don't go anywhere or do anything that would put them in a position where they'd use the police.
It means "I've always lived in rich areas, so I've never had to interact with police. So I assume all police always act like the ones in controversial bodycam footage where they kill innocents, and since my area doesn't need cops, that means all areas don't need cops either!"
 
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