Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[LetThemEatCake]

The absolute state of her fupa and arse in that bikini back pose, plus the artful black drapery in picture two distracted me from the utter horrorshow that is her upper arms. Jesus christ, they look like Edwardian leg of mutton sleeves come to life in flesh. I swear they're as big around as some people's entire waists now.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess made an Instagram video about how whites people can’t experience racism. I guess the comments were too much.

 

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Tess made an Instagram video about how whites people can’t experience racism. I guess the comments were too much.

Welp, that's it: her neck is 100% gone. Bet she gets yeasty cheese crud stuck around her neck folds, like a pudgy infant.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Ooooh. Tess definitely did delete comments. If you go back to her comment section on her “you can’t be racist towards white people” Instagram post, you won’t find this comment about Trump 2020 on there:

She’s a liar.

 

[Constellationzero]

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And there we have it, folks!

Rudyard Kipling's "White Man's Burden" in action!
A morbidly obese Hutt covered in tard scribbles is SHOUTING OVER a black person.

Fuck this gay earth.

 

[SnarkySperg]

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Tess decided to post this to her main Instagram page. As always, she’s full of crap.

1. It was your doing that made you fat. Blame PCOS, trauma, whatever the fuck you want to blame, YOU CHOSE to get to this point. If people judge you (whether that be actually rude 'go die fatty' or concern 'please think about your children'), that's on YOU.
2. Your tattoos could have paid for your children's college. Having them is not 'oppression'. And, again, you made the choice to get them.
3. Oh my god, nobody is going to look at you and think 'holy shit, she's so gay, what a fucking faggot'. Shut up.

Meanwhile, there are white people who are homeless because they're mentally ill, or lost their job, or any number of factors out of their control, and you still want to say wypipo don't experience oppression? You said that people saying that are playing the Oppression Olympics like this whole fucking post wasn't a fuck you to white people who are down on their luck. Fuck off.

I'm prepared for my MATI ratings.

I can’t wait to see Tess’s rebuttals.

It's all 'no u' and 'ur dum lol' isn't it?

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Knew it. Her telling that person they're 'simply denying facts'...what facts? Is she gonna explain that?

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'I'm not able to speak on that because it goes against my message and would undermine the things that are getting me attention.' FTFY.

Also, her saying 'you sound like a Candace Owens fan' is seriously just as fucking racist as anything she's claiming to be against. Black people are not a monolith and acting like they are and that Candace is the GOP's token black is fucking racist.

She’s a liar.

Water is wet.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Knew it. Her telling that person they're 'simply denying facts'...what facts? Is she gonna explain that?

Tess trying to explain anything more complex than ordering food is bound to go badly. She dropped out of high school and hasn’t bothered to learn anything outside her bubble. Her outright deflection of the issue shows that she truly is mentally stunted. If she knew about the situation that person was referring to, she could twist it like this to suit her agenda:

The white people came to South Africa to colonize it and started apartheid. They subjugated the black people. Apartheid then ended under Nelson Mandela, and now black people finally have a chance to take their rightful land back. The things the white people in South Africa are facing are a direct result of their racism towards the black people there. The black people there are angry for being marginalized and they deserve to get their reparations for the strife they faced under colonialism, apartheid, and racism.

Then again, Tess knowing how to craft arguments in her favor is beyond her capability. If she actually read and learned about opposing arguments, she’d be able to have better rebuttals that go beyond “no, u”.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

2. Your tattoos could have paid for your children's college. Having them is not 'oppression'. And, again, you made the choice to get them.

Tattoos are utterly commonplace these days in western society. Especially amongst the younger set, you are the odd one out if you DON'T have a collection of them. Like she gets any pushback in urban California for them either. What a joke.

3. Oh my god, nobody is going to look at you and think 'holy shit, she's so gay, what a fucking faggot'. Shut up.

Nope, they look at her and think she's a badly-dressed, ill-mannered, morbidly obese vulgarian of the first water. Not gay.

 

[Angry New Ager]

2. Your tattoos could have paid for your children's college. Having them is not 'oppression'. And, again, you made the choice to get them.

Hell, what she's spent on tattoos--especially those beautiffully-done, but utterly wasted portrait tattoos--could have gone toward her own education, ensuring she'd have a marketable skill once her moddleing days were over. She's had plenty of opportunities to identify a market niche in glamour/beauty/fashion/media that could have supplemented her income during her good years, and expanded to full-time as her modeling career waned. But she's never invested any time or money to pursue that; instead, she's lived like her most successful years were going to go on forever, even after it became obvious they wouldn't.

The only thing Tess is oppressed by is her narcissism, short-sightedness, and stupidity.

Also, her saying 'you sound like a Candace Owens fan' is seriously just as fucking racist as anything she's claiming to be against. Black people are not a monolith and acting like they are and that Candace is the GOP's token black is fucking racist.

Yeah, if you want to identify the real racists among the white Woke crowd, just ask them what they think of Candace Owens, Larry Elder, or any other black conservative; they'll show their asses every time. And of course Tess would hate Owens even more because she's a slim, pretty, extremely mediagenic black woman whose career is just getting started.

But as I've skimmed through Tess's replies, it's obvious that she's parroting the exact same pre-packaged arguments everybody else in the BLM/Woke cult keeps spouting, without stopping to examine them first. And it's not that I expect her to; she doesn't have the brains for that. But she really doesn't have a clue what she's saying, or where those ideas come from, or see what the end goal of them really is, and doesn't know what to do with opposing views other than shout them down as "racist." So it's going to be really gratifying when she slips up and the Woke crowd finally turns on her.

 

[gay frogs]

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Tess made an Instagram video about how whites people can’t experience racism. I guess the comments were too much.

She really looks like j in these pictures.

 

[Fartistry]

her ass looks like straight cement injections

 

[Gay Mouth]

"Bikinis no know body type." I've read that obesity makes people dumber, but I never expected proof like this.

Edit: Apparently Tabria Majors made that mistake. How fat is she?

Late but she’s thicker than a snicker

 

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She has more of a defined waistline than Tess can ever hope to have. I wonder how insecure Tess gets at seeing women that are prettier than her?

 

[Trombonista]

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That's thicc, not fat. Tess wishes she looked like that.

 

[Salubrious]

I love when people in an attempt to be woke say "you know that thing you say is happening to you? It isn't because I said so!" Just straight up gaslighting in the quest for woke points.

 

[lamp shade]

Tess made it onto r/InstagramReality
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Lol jannies doing overtime on these comments https://www.removeddit.com/r/Instag..._famous_body_positive_influencers_excuse_for/

OH MY GOD. The “my friend did it!” excuse!

Tess, why would your friend edit your hip? Wouldn’t that be the shittiest thing to do to your friend if they’re fat? She is so full of shit, this is fantastic.

 

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[SnarkySperg]

Tess trying to explain anything more complex than ordering food is bound to go badly. She dropped out of high school and hasn’t bothered to learn anything outside her bubble. Her outright deflection of the issue shows that she truly is mentally stunted.

It was a rhetorical question. I've been here long enough to know she wouldn't.

I love when people in an attempt to be woke say "you know that thing you say is happening to you? It isn't because I said so!" Just straight up gaslighting in the quest for woke points.

Ah yes, followed by accusations that YOU are gaslighting THEM when you call them on their shit.

 

[Constellationzero]

2. Your tattoos could have paid for your children's college. Having them is not 'oppression'. And, again, you made the choice to get them.

Hey, Goddamn it! A friend did those tard scribbles FOR FREE(tm)!! And even though we are all being collectively eye-raped by her tard scribbles, don't you forget that Tess got that ink just for her(tm), and not to impress you.

Herple Derple. She NEEDZ those tard scribbles because (something something deep meaning and family ancestry).

Besides, she NEEDZ the tard scribbles because SHE (clap) HAS (clap) KIDZZZZZZZZ (clap)!

 

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