Dramacow Daniel "Dan" Johnston / Caitlin "Cate" Spice / @CateSpice - Unintentionally hilarious, drama-seeking post-op who gets outed as a nuisance in any community he touches

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AirdropShitposts said:
Clicking back on that picture of him with the Mario guy from stupid fuck's post, I found a link to a news story about Dan:
www.stuff.co.nz

How vocal transgender advocate Caitlin Spice is standing up to social media bullies

Caitlin Spice has been threatened with chainsaws by online bullies, but she's not going anywhere.
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He still looks like a man in his shooped to hell and back photos, but when you hear him talk and see him without the filters, there's not even a question that you're looking at a man. What about his wife? Is she a troon, too? If not, is she super fat or just mentally ill?
 
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Spastic Colon said:
He still looks like a man in his shooped to hell and back photos, but when you hear him talk and see him without the filters, there's not even a question that you're looking at a man. What about his wife? Is she a troon, too? If not, is she super fat or just mentally ill?
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His wife is FtM troon poet 'Ankh Spice' [a], she passes about as well as he does. At the link you can hear her reading her pomes if you can stand the adenoidal lisp.

It's amusing that the weight he's gaining appears to be going straight to his chin. Really adds to the feminine aura.
 
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
His wife is FtM troon poet 'Ankh Spice' [a], she passes about as well as he does. At the link you can hear her reading her pomes if you can stand the adenoidal lisp.

It's amusing that the weight he's gaining appears to be going straight to his chin. Really adds to the feminine aura.
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Well, there's somebody for everyone, I guess. Fake man for a fake woman. Sounds about right. That first poem was pretentious shit. The second one about Dan getting the chop was a little better, but rather forgettable, really. I guess some people just can't accept that they are just ordinary. Can't achieve greatness? Just troon out and suddenly everything you do is special because ✨ troon ✨. It's sad, really. If Dan wasn't such a dick, it would be easier to feel sorry for him. I imagine Ankh has to be a pretty big cunt, too. Her name does make me giggle, though. Sounds like a name she made up when she was 12 and dreamed of being a Spice Girl.
 
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1279361627943403521 (Archive)

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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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I'm not in crisis mode. I like to be a glass half full kind of girl. I can always take comfort in knowing that I'm at least better off than 41% of those whining about TERFs. Dan must not be in crisis mode either if he has time to be concerned about what TERFs are saying. Thought his legal identification magically renders all TERFs null and void.

But, it's not the TERFs who are really getting to him. It that's little voice in his head reminding him that he will never truly be a real woman. Reality is a TERFy bitch.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
What a strong confident woman💋:
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280057834424594437 (Archive)

No matter how hard he tries, he can never escape male pattern baldness. Years of injecting himself with hormones and getting surgeries and all he has to show for it is a receding hairline and a gross flesh wound in between his legs. Sad!
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Look I'm not saying anything but:
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Apteryx said:
A response to the hairline thing - reminds me of Rheees when he attacks his supporters. It's not even bitchy/catty, it's just straight up male.

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This type of response is bullshit. If something is "problematic", it doesn't matter who says it. Troon or normal person, you should be calling them out either way if you actually think it is wrong. Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

Dan refused to even acknowledge that he hurt that other troon's feelings by talking smack about male pattern baldness. If he's not careful, Dan's going to need to quit Twitter again.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280593139590299649 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280425071891243009 (Archive)

J.K isn't going to acknowledge Daniel, let alone "debate" him. He's a clown who only exists for our amusement.
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Hey! They found another book to read. Good for them. Now Harry Potter can be just for the transphobes.

I find it deeply ironic that Dan is suddenly concerned with having an open debate where everyone gets a chance to have their opinion heard. Dan and his ilk have been very vocal about wanting to deplatform and silence people who don't drink the kool-aid. Now, suddenly, he's all for including dissenting opinions. Something about that seems rather dishonest ...
 
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Spastic Colon said:
He still looks like a man in his shooped to hell and back photos, but when you hear him talk and see him without the filters, there's not even a question that you're looking at a man. What about his wife? Is she a troon, too? If not, is she super fat or just mentally ill?
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Those filters are working double time just to hide those disgusting, discolored, gingivitis teeth.
 
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He's still seething about Rowling:
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280970503067328514 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280793564331401218 (Archive)

A spicy take about people being reluctant to let their kids sterilize themselves.
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280688282989285376 (Archive)

Dan on his childhood:
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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1280682911570595842 (Archive)

Hard to believe considering that he has very little personality outside of being a troon.
 
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