Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[SIGSEGV]

The fake Lou account is comedy gold
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I can't condone it but at least whoever it is, is doing a hilarious job

That's some top tier shitposting and I wish I could take credit for it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

On a MASSIVELY ironic side note, if anyone wanted to know the basis of his latest greekaboo addition to his name, Arete is a deity/virtue representing excellence and moral virtue. It's also something beyond arrogant to apply to oneself, especially with the added hilarity of Lou being basically the polar opposite of what it represents: a lying, morally bankrupt individual who's a failure in every aspect of his existence. Yes Lou, feel free to screenshot that for the twatter, everyone who knows you unfortunately knows it's true (and hi in advance to the Undertale larper when he inevitably rolls in as your one commenter).

I might be giving him too much credit though, it's probably just some other big tiddy DC character that he jerks off to.

 

[Dustlord]

New post, because Lou has awoken from his neet slumber, checked in on his thread and began responding via Twitter again:
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http://archive.md/YCAU5

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http://archive.md/7gB4Z

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http://archive.md/faHiy

I'm archiving these but no links yet as the archive site is spazzing out and has me in a queue. Someone else already got the last one. Edit: Links added

I can't speak for anyone else, but I usually spend around an hour per day on this forum reading ANY thread, spread out through the day, and I often go away for days at a time. Meanwhile Lou is on twitter from the time he wakes up until he sleeps. Even when he's not at home, he's posting on twitter. The reason this thread has over 150 pages despite only being a few months old is because Lou posts constantly, and because there are several regulars here. I could buy his argument if this thread was one person, but there's at least 10 people regularly posting at any given time.
That is why we claim to have lives, and why we claim Lou lacks one.

 

[Lurk]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I usually spend around an hour per day on this forum reading ANY thread, spread out through the day, and I often go away for days at a time. Meanwhile Lou is on twitter from the time he wakes up until he sleeps. Even when he's not at home, he's posting on twitter. The reason this thread has over 150 pages despite only being a few months old is because Lou posts constantly, and because there are several regulars here. I could buy his argument if this thread was one person, but there's at least 10 people regularly posting at any given time.
That is why we claim to have lives, and why we claim Lou lacks one.

I'm still working from home due to the rona, so I just have Lou's twitter open in a tab and screenshot/mock if I catch his shit before someone else does, then continue with what I was doing. If only it were possible to browse the farms and laugh at speds when actually in the office I'll miss my Lou breaks when its time to go back to the 9-5.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Oh Lou. None of us wants you to change. We'd be pleased if you changed into a useful functioning member of society, but we're happy with you the way you are. Pitying us.

And ooooh he got us there. We can't have been referring to him because he thinks the name Lou just slides right off him. Like tub of lard, or grifter. We can't possibly be referring to him by any of those.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ngl, when the world gets back to normal the thread may well slow down, which is a shame... but also due to the fact that most people here have the sort of job where you can't just sit there averaging 1 post per 4 minutes 24/7 like somebody we know, lol. Plus, maybe it won't; the thread has been seeing plenty of new visitors lately, thanks to Lou just being a black hole of irritating in some sort of magical, unreplicatable way.

Thankfully, the farms make for a fun read while kicking back on a commute or idling over lunch. Never fear Lou, unless YOU change the thread will keep preserving for quite a while to come!

 

[0 0]

"I don't know who 'Lou' is. I mean, it's the name on my Paypal, registry, court records, Whitepages, email, and what my family calls me. But I don't use it on this specific Amazon account."

Regardless, whether or not you call yourself "Lou," everyone here does. So besides how that's yet another connection that image has to Kiwifarms, if everyone here called you "Inbred Mouthbreather," that wouldn't change the fact that we're talking about you specifically. In addition, it would also still be referring to you when it calls "Inbred Mouthbreather" a grifter on the stripes of that image.

To address some other things:

Our whole day isn't spent begging for money and downing food. It takes perhaps five to ten minutes for a singular person to cap and archive a handful of your posts for everyone else involved in this thread that's been viewed 340,000 times. It takes just as much time to catch up to what was posted. You're not as involved in any of our lives as much as a commercial block on television. You also said you were proud and unashamed of your lifestyle, and now we're on your level of pathetic? So are you pathetic or do you find us admirable?

As an aside, there's a difference between "casual conversation" and "begging for attention" regarding Boozy. Replying "oh, that's neat" or playing off a joke he makes is casual conversation. It only dips into "visible desperation" when you take any opportunity to prop him up or make random posts rambling about how he changed your life forever apropos of nothing. And don't say that's just your personality, because you don't treat anybody like that, including the family who's been supporting you for years.

And yes, "the family who's been supporting you for years" is bait.

Honestly, idk. Gneech is a pretty odd duck himself; despite having done a couple of supplementary novels for one of the old Noun: the Other Noun tabletop RPGs back in the day before he turned to fulltime furry webcomicking, he doesn't seem to have much of a life outside of the aforementioned furry scribbles. His twitter presence seems like it's mostly fandom-related reblogging and mild political takes, and he doesnt have a huge amount if interaction with people, and when it is it's all very... idk, just kind of awkward middle-aged social retard weirdness. You can tell he was shoved in a locker a lot back in the day and never really grew out of that aside from growing too big to fit in a locker.

That's Gneech? His art led me to believe he's fresh out of high school or something. Even the art I've posted looks better than his angular nightmares, and those are intentionally awful.

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I wonder if he has two mattresses because his weight squishes one down to being paper thin so he has double them up? Just imagine the state of Lou's hovel.

In this video, you can clearly see at 1:24 that his bed is elevated and trash is poking out from underneath it, meaning he clearly sleeps on a bed frame. I don't know why you would lie about something so mundane. It does appear to be too large to be a single mattress, yet too small to be two, so he's either squashed the mattresses into layered pancakes with his girth or he thinks a box spring is a mattress.

 

[The Dude]

New post, because Lou has awoken from his neet slumber, checked in on his thread and began responding via Twitter again:
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http://archive.md/YCAU5

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http://archive.md/7gB4Z

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http://archive.md/faHiy

I'm archiving these but no links yet as the archive site is spazzing out and has me in a queue. Someone else already got the last one. Edit: Links added

I love it when these losers assume that since they have no lives and fuck around on the internet all day, that means we do as well. Of course, it's a defense mechanism to protect their delicate fee-fees. It's the whole "Bullies pick on people because they're actually miserable deep down inside" line of bullshit adults tell kids so they don't feel like pathetic losers. They can't bring themselves to consider that we don't spend all our time on the Farms and are usually just checking in when we have a little free time in our lives, like during a lunch break at work, between classes, or after we've put the kids to bed. Because if they actually allowed for the idea that we aren't spending all our time online and we actually do have lives, then that leads to some self-reflection on them being jobless, pathetic losers who have no lives and have done sweet fuck-all with their existence.

And now he's back-pedaling about having dysphoria? It just "manifests differently". What happened to "you don't need to have dysphoria to be trans"? Or was that one of the Tweets Louie deleted when he got triggered after I pointed out that his Tweets proved he is a liar? Looks like someone is awfully afraid that people will see he's full of shit and just lying about being trans for his own selfish ends.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

In this video, you can clearly see at 1:24 that his bed is elevated and trash is poking out from underneath it, meaning he clearly sleeps on a bed frame. I don't know why you would lie about something so mundane. It does appear to be too large to be a single mattress, yet too small to be two, so he's either squashed the mattresses into layered pancakes with his girth or he thinks a box spring is a mattress.

It looks to me like it's a boxspring and mattress on the floor with some shit coming out from under the covers that are draped off the side.

Either way, watching that video again made me remember a lot of why I cannot stand Lou. If anyone wants to be MOTI, just watch that video even if you've seen it. Lou is such utter garbage.

Another tidbit from rewatching the video though, Lou's mom says "It's my house! I paid for it!" or something like that and I don't think she chooses her words as poorly as Lou. I think she probably owns the house. I'm not much a legal guy (maybe daddy Boozy can help me), but http://www.wcdeeds.us/dts/Navigate.asp?SimpleSearch.x=110&SimpleSearch.y=17 here you can see some docs re that house if you search for Gagliardi.

 

[Dustlord]

Does anyone know if Lou has taken a full 24 hour period off from twitter in the months we've been keeping track of him?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

It looks to me like it's a boxspring and mattress on the floor with some shit coming out from under the covers that are draped off the side.

Either way, watching that video again made me remember a lot of why I cannot stand Lou. If anyone wants to be MOTI, just watch that video even if you've seen it. Lou is such utter garbage.

Another tidbit from rewatching the video though, Lou's mom says "It's my house! I paid for it!" or something like that and I don't think she chooses her words as poorly as Lou. I think she probably owns the house. I'm not much a legal guy (maybe daddy Boozy can help me), but http://www.wcdeeds.us/dts/Navigate.asp?SimpleSearch.x=110&SimpleSearch.y=17 here you can see some docs re that house if you search for Gagliardi.

They do indeed own the house, as far as I know, or at the very least aren't renting it from somebody else. Momma Gags was making some noises a while back about wanting to sell it so they could buy a bigger one.

 

[0 0]

Does anyone know if Lou has taken a full 24 hour period off from twitter in the months we've been keeping track of him?

He hasn't.

Even when his account gets banned or he gets exiled from a community, he makes a new account within twelve hours.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Does anyone know if Lou has taken a full 24 hour period off from twitter in the months we've been keeping track of him?

You can rephrase this to "Has Lou slept for 24 hours straight in the months we've been following him?" and it would be the same question

 

[Mr Foster]

If Lou gets any more butthurt, he might be able to convince himself he had a date recently.

 

[Immortal Technique]

They do indeed own the house, as far as I know, or at the very least aren't renting it from somebody else. Momma Gags was making some noises a while back about wanting to sell it so they could buy a bigger one.

99.99% they own it. Mama Gags made a good buy on it too:

and now it's worth ~$112K. I pray, PRAY, Mama Gags leaves this house to someone else in her will. Without a doubt Lou thinks he is going to inherit it. That's why he's anchored in as that obese, fake trans Quasimodo germlin in his little bedroom of a bell tower.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

99.99% they own it. Mama Gags made a good buy on it too:
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and now it's worth ~$112K. I pray, PRAY, Mama Gags leaves this house to someone else in her will. Without a doubt Lou thinks he is going to inherit it. That's why he's anchored in as that obese, fake trans Quasimodo germlin in his little bedroom of a bell tower.

Damn, nice going Momma Gags. On the other hand, F in advance because between frail parents, Lou being a fucking crazy person, and the fact that he's already setting up a TWANSPHOBIAAAAA narrative despite all evidence to the contrary, I personally expect to see this on one of my murder shows in the next five years.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Damn, nice going Momma Gags. On the other hand, F in advance because between frail parents, Lou being a fucking crazy person, and the fact that he's already setting up a TWANSPHOBIAAAAA narrative despite all evidence to the contrary, I personally expect to see this on one of my murder shows in the next five years.

Now the question is, would the murder be committed by Lou, Mama Gags, or one of the neighbors done with their bullshit?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Now the question is, would the murder be committed by Lou, Mama Gags, or one of the neighbors done with their bullshit?

Yes.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Yes.

That'd prolly make me actually watch an episode of Forensic Files.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

It'll go to the brother who is in rehab, the father of the nephew I believe. And he will toss Lou out, and that will be the beginning of a great and beautiful saga. I hope he likes llamas and metal storage containers, because he might hafta head to that troon ranch