Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "This thing is…

archived 23 Jun 2020 20:52:39 UTC
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Jacob's pal and dominatrix?
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@lilithisfat …

archived 23 Jun 2020 21:26:37 UTC
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Jacob is on the move after failing to bring Sonichu here or some rubbish.
Official stance on #chaz #chop #blm
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "I'll support …

archived 23 Jun 2020 21:29:49 UTC
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Jacob sockness is worried lol "I need help!"
"you people."
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "You people fo…

archived 23 Jun 2020 21:34:47 UTC
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"thugs make me racist."
archived lol this one is gold. Jacob embodies what people who've heard of chris thin of lol.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "I need double…

archived 23 Jun 2020 21:37:38 UTC
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wew lad
*sigh*
 
Jacob isn't going to be riding with Bieden he'll be escorted by the secret service lol.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@DaughtersofI…

archived 27 Jun 2020 17:25:33 UTC
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Jacob doesn't notice this woman maybe a tweaker nonetheless he goes back to his other e mommy gf. But not before trying to insert himself in the trans community
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@okbillybunny…

archived 27 Jun 2020 17:39:55 UTC
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@DaughtersofI…

archived 27 Jun 2020 17:31:43 UTC
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Apparently Jacob is on the lookout for time travelers. Asking his e-gf is she's back from 1967.
A couple days ago Jacob said he was made racist by riots now he worships bbw
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "She is the an…

archived 27 Jun 2020 17:47:31 UTC
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After nonsensical babbling back and forward Jacob challenges a "fellow magician" to a wizards duel.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@TGespare I c…

archived 27 Jun 2020 17:53:08 UTC
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I can't go on. What was that rubbish?
If there something funny or more cultcow material I'll post it until.
Nsfl :cryblood:
Thanks to American hedgehog for inspiration; every cow should have reporter or two.
 
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I dunno if I should thank you or not for your work. On the one hand, Jake is definitely a top tier cow, on the other hand, it seems he's mostly like that for attention from the farms.

I guess I'll thank you because it's fun to watch him to reply to us on other platforms. His reddit account is full of some good nonsense too (I'm too lazy to do it on mobile, if you wanna share some of that).

Also, for the gay autistic wizard himself: Jake, what do you expect the police to do for you that your dark gods and blood magic can't?
 
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anameisaname said:
Jacob isn't going to be riding with Bieden he'll be escorted by the secret service lol.
Jacob doesn't notice this woman maybe a tweaker nonetheless he goes back to his other e mommy gf. But not before trying to insert himself in the trans community
Apparently Jacob is on the lookout for time travelers. Asking his e-gf is she's back from 1967.
A couple days ago Jacob said he was made racist by riots now he worships bbw
After nonsensical babbling back and forward Jacob challenges a "fellow magician" to a wizards duel.
I can't go on. What was that rubbish?
If there something funny or more cultcow material I'll post it until.
Nsfl :cryblood:
Thanks to American hedgehog for inspiration; every cow should have reporter or two.
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Thanks for going to his accursed Twitter page for us. I don't have the courage to look through his photos of gay poses and adult baby stuff.
 
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James Howlett said:
I dunno if I should thank you or not for your work. On the one hand, Jake is definitely a top tier cow, on the other hand, it seems he's mostly like that for attention from the farms.

I guess I'll thank you because it's fun to watch him to reply to us on other platforms. His reddit account is full of some good nonsense too (I'm too lazy to do it on mobile, if you wanna share some of that).

Also, for the gay autistic wizard himself: Jake, what do you expect the police to do for you that your dark gods and blood magic can't?
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I agree he's remarkably unremarkable. yet his Twitter fits his attention whoring and going for younger people eon reddit getting him banned from everywhere he goes regardless of site. also how he contacts cows is funny and transparent.
I'll try to find some of his reddit highlight's.
Jacob says he will end this world with his "sexy" hip's.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "You never kno…

archived 28 Jun 2020 20:29:59 UTC
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possible new pic's from Jacob doing "ritual's"
Wizard wars
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@CPU_CWCSonic…

archived 28 Jun 2020 20:43:03 UTC
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Jacob confirms himself as a God

Jacob brags of having a kid who was killed or sacrificed as he berates other's.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "You still hav…

archived 28 Jun 2020 20:49:38 UTC
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Jacob is mad @ Kf ship's.

Jacob uses mlp to get to chris
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@CPU_CWCSonic…

archived 28 Jun 2020 21:00:58 UTC
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@CPU_CWCSonic…

archived 28 Jun 2020 20:55:13 UTC
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Jacob pushes his "luck" tries to change Chris's lore and Chris corrects Jacob.
chris say's "no"
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Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter: "@JacobSockness N…

archived 28 Jun 2020 20:57:25 UTC
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Jacob's Reddit
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I looked at the archive link but the document links in the archived page themselves returned a 404 error. I already read the first 4 attached to the thread.
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Ok, that I think is all I know that is out there. I don't recall any of his many books being available other than by purchasing them.
 
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Jacob isn't going to be riding with Bieden he'll be escorted by the secret service lol.
Jacob doesn't notice this woman maybe a tweaker nonetheless he goes back to his other e mommy gf. But not before trying to insert himself in the trans community
Apparently Jacob is on the lookout for time travelers. Asking his e-gf is she's back from 1967.
A couple days ago Jacob said he was made racist by riots now he worships bbw
After nonsensical babbling back and forward Jacob challenges a "fellow magician" to a wizards duel.
I can't go on. What was that rubbish?
If there something funny or more cultcow material I'll post it until.
Nsfl :cryblood:
Thanks to American hedgehog for inspiration; every cow should have reporter or two.
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Daughters of Inanna is Dana Marie Cain.
 
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Anyone have any copies of his books? I am curious as to what kind of crazy stuff this person invented.
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here you go it's complete nonsense.

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plus here's jacob saying barbJAKOBA.png needs to "pass on"jacobcannibal.jpg

it seems lolcows or prospecting cows orbit one another. im convinced they want someone to feel superior to and not in a lol what a sped way.
 
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This is like some kind of RPG setting he has written or something. Now I am just missing books 0.1, 0.2, 7.2, and 7.3 and then the collection will be complete. Those last two books sound like the most crackpot of them all.
 
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Baphomet_Chan said:
This is like some kind of RPG setting he has written or something. Now I am just missing books 0.1, 0.2, 7.2, and 7.3 and then the collection will be complete. Those last two books sound like the most crackpot of them all.
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jacob mad lol.
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "You have to b…

archived 7 Jul 2020 01:46:51 UTC
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book's exist again lol, but for cash.
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archived 7 Jul 2020 01:52:32 UTC
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Jacob "Paypig" Sockness.

So at 4 books, that's like 150k?
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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "@SammiTheAnge…

archived 7 Jul 2020 01:56:30 UTC
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Jacob needs a hug
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archived 7 Jul 2020 02:05:02 UTC
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i wonder what his account on kiwi look's like?
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archived 7 Jul 2020 01:56:30 UTC
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"As above, so below"
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"Follow me into greatness and gory" I don't think this is a typo.
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My money's on he drank a lot of liquor and made a typo. He is a real tryhard to be profound and/or irrationally hostile when he imbibes. Seeing that he's an obese welfare queen getting pegged by a geriatric patient while thirsting over a middle age autistic troon, he has nothing profound to share.

In case: Facob, if you read this you really need to put in some work to get rid of that fupa. Your shorts are so tight that the most prominent thing about you is the massive deposit of fat in the groin area.
 
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