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Between them all, I wonder exactly how many government law enforcement agencies have actively investigated something from SA.

The LF guy who scammed commies into giving him money for pants because he said he was super fat and couldn't afford pants and then disappeared with the goon money will never make me not laugh. Bro Aziz, if you're still out there, godspeed.

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Wait does that work?

Guys, I'm super fat, won't you buy me pants?
This chart is fatally flawed without SoSe. :dislike:
SS barely exists as anything but an archive
 
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Edit: that post is suspiciously "wackyish." This guy starting to channel some inner Lowtax?
 
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Edit: that post is suspiciously "wackyish." This guy starting to channel some inner Lowtax?
What is he talking about regarding naming a hotdog? Is that what passes for a joke over there now adays?

Has Jeffrey ever heard a joke before??
 
What is he talking about regarding naming a hotdog? Is that what passes for a joke over there now adays?

Has Jeffrey ever heard a joke before??
It's going to be called the Frog Dog


oobie oghouse


Fries!!!
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to when a moronic Alabama hotdog man from the bustling metropolis of Reform scammed goons out of like 12 grand and then told them to fuck off. Besides current events, it's imo probably the funniest saga SA has ever been responsible for, only, as usual, not for the reasons goons think.
 
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What’s bugged me for awhile is that when things on the forums first exploded, Jeffrey and other staff were telling everybody to get onto goon discords or other offsites ASAP so they could stay together, just in case. Y’know, in the unlikely event that the entirety of the Something Awful Forums was inexplicably beecocked or something.

There have been suspicions that zen death robot coded something into the forums that would allow him to kill the entire site for good. In this context, the staff ordering everybody into the lifeboats is extremely suspicious, particularly from somebody who’s obsessively devoted to the forums to the point of weird “I will go to war for SA” and “I will continue to destroy anyone suspected of posting on kiwifarms” shit. Jeffrey is not a sane person, and goons are known for lacking boundaries and breaking shit that displeases them without regard to legality or consequences.

I seriously suspect that this business sale involves an element of extortion.
 
- There also were a few porn/warez forums that were created too but I don't remember their names.
Typhoon (dead after owner swindled everyone out of donation money and disappeared, godspeed Ocean), Foon (barely running because Faero is an incompetent potato nigger admin), HPJ.cc (Horse Porn Junction), The Gentleman's Club (TGC), WDMA.biz, and some crappy torrent site started by SenatorIvy.

The only one of the old bittorrent offshoots I can remember was the old WDMA site, and I think that's the one that got shut down over drama when FYAD made their background some amateur pic a dude posted of his girlfriend, and he pitched a fit, accusing Lowtax and the mods of being members of the site, and downloading illegal movies and such.
This happened on TGC when Ryan 'TheMystic' Lord wanted to get into amateur pornography and it wasn't well received because of his crappy camera work and his butter face troll girlfriend. He got mocked really hard when he doubled down on his filmmaking capabilities and his girlfriend was hotter than any of the slags posters were fucking. Of course FYAD posters picked it up and ran with it as usual.

TheMystic got extremely upset and sent Lowtax a "Dear Richard" email begging him to do something about it, and Lowtax posted the email on the forums and mocked him some more.

This made TheMystic really upset and made a BlogSpot account called "The Rape in 21st Century" where he spent somewhere over a year to two years spilling his spaghetti over SA/Lowtax and accusing them of secretly running warez torrent sites. He eventually gave up trying to expose Lowtax/SA for "ruining" his life because FYAD leaked the video that he willingly put it up on an off-shoot goon-run torrent site.
 
GBS-FM is still around, but the listeners are in the single digits.
NMP3s was around until about a year ago, when it just went poof. The volume of posting had declined quite a bit since the advent of Spotify.
 
Typhoon (dead after owner swindled everyone out of donation money and disappeared, godspeed Ocean)

It came back as Wig, but like all the not-WDMA sites, it's just backup WDMA, with the main difference being that you can talk about "banned" sites like Red and HDB there
 
This post is gonna be radioactively gay, you've been warned.

I started playing WoW with my niece recently and a few days ago I'm sitting in trade chat and see something cross my eyes. Some guy is telling people not to buy shit from a 'Goon Squad' on Stormrage server because they're scamming people. Apparently they moved from Eve Online to WoW awhile back and have been selling services in the game like taking your character through raid content and giving you the loot that drops. Only this guy/girl was saying shit like how they were purposely hiding loot from the buyers so that they could keep it themselves. The whole guild invaded trade chat to go after this guy with the guild leader named Connxr, real life name Connor (I'm assuming since all of his characters are named a derivative of that in game), calling the guy a liar, etc.

The story is, from what I gathered following this dumb shit in trade chat is that this person gave them 750,000 gold (a couple hundred dollars in real life) for all the loot that dropped. Goon Squad / Connor started playing games by not looting the bosses of items that they wanted to keep, which apparently the game will then mail to the character thinking they just forgot it, which leaves no record of it that the buyer could see. So when Connor himself kept an item the guy contacted Connor telling him something fishy was going on and Connor said he'd refund the guy after the raid, then just disappeared with no refund.

The guy/girl waited about a week waiting for the refund before doing anything, no refund came so he took it to trade chat and blasted the guild. I can only assume the guy/girl is an autistic savant faggot or a criminal conspiracy lawyer because they put on a masterful performance of pretending they couldn't prove anything at first, so Connor felt like he could just say whatever he wanted and brush it off to the server / guild.

First it was that none of that ever happened, Connxr never kept loot, the guy never told him there was a problem and there was never talk of any refund. The next day the guy showed up with proof there was but saying he didn't have anymore proof to offer.

Then his story changed to 'oh yeah I forgot I kept a sword, we talked about a refund but then I gave it to him immediately'. The guy showed up with more proof, again saying it was the last he had and he hopes people believes him.

Then their story changed to 'oh yeah I forgot it was after the raid was over that I gave him the refund'. Again, he guy just happened to just totally accidentally realize he had proof disproving that, too.

Then, finally, on the 500th permutation of their story they caught on to what he was doing and just decided to say 'oh yeah I forgot to actually send it to him, my bad it was just an honest mistake but I'm not going to send it to him NOW because he's been attacking us!'.

Through every story change the server kept turning on them more and more, now it's at the point where you can just go into trade chat and say their name and someone is going to almost always respond with 'they're scammers'. Supposedly, I haven't seen proof of this but since the guy proved everything else I have no reason to not believe him, Connor is threatening to get him banned from the game if he doesn't stop telling people about it.

Yes, I'm terminally gay for playing an MMO, Just a small world when you're trying to see Night Elf tits dancing on mailboxes and come across communist LARPing goons proving what would actually happen if their faggoty dream ever came to actual fruition.

Screenshot below is some of the proof the guy was posting in trade chat.

(Edited some of the him/her's out since I now see the guy's name is Steve, so definitely a guy)

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