Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I'm always fascinated by how disgusted Chantal is by anything that's not restaurant or junk food. She actually shudders and gags. It's obvious she has a hard time choking it down, and she looks so disappointed. Then it's the complete opposite with fast food.
Most of us like to savor a good meal, but will also just eat something because it gets the job done. Because you need some energy, then you move on with your day. With her it really is either, "I'm cumming!" or, "Gonna barf!"
 
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she really has a hard-on for this will tennyson guy

sorry steven sushi, chantal has a new crush now

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sexy arm sores
Chantal has a hard-on for any man with a working penis. Except for poor ol' Peetz. Even malt vinegar smelling homeless guys can get some lovin' from her. I thought she was going to orgasm right on screen when Papa Swole challenged her to join his minions and work on her health and fitness. Alas, poor Chantal was confused and disappointed that Papa Swole didn't want to spend some one on one time with her....after all, according to Chinny, every man that she randomly bumps into wants her......pizza delivery guys, Amazon delivery guys, random guys in convenience stores, etc.
 
yeah buzzfeed is still a thing, aren't they the ones that "exposed" her at halloween in an article about Youtube muckbangs, and she was wearing that foul pink wig?

and another thing......am I crazy, or do I remeber someone once mentioning that they saw (or chantal saying, idk) that one of the cats - maybe sam - was dragging their ass across the carpet? if its true, and she never bothered to get it checked out, no wonder the filthy behemoth is covered in bites and lesions and sores too. even if its not something transferrable to humans, its just another sign that NOTHING in that shit heap hovel is clean or taken care of,
 
yeah buzzfeed is still a thing, aren't they the ones that "exposed" her at halloween in an article about Youtube muckbangs, and she was wearing that foul pink wig?

and another thing......am I crazy, or do I remeber someone once mentioning that they saw (or chantal saying, idk) that one of the cats - maybe sam - was dragging their ass across the carpet? if its true, and she never bothered to get it checked out, no wonder the filthy behemoth is covered in bites and lesions and sores too. even if its not something transferrable to humans, its just another sign that NOTHING in that shit heap hovel is clean or taken care of,
If this were the case, it could have easily been one of those situations where the kitty had a piece of poop stuck to its rear fur. They tend to go pretty nuts if it happens, trying to get it off, and then scoot themselves along the ground to finally remove the offending turd. It's generally innocuous, but we all know Chantal wouldn't have checked the cat's butt, clipped its fur, or cleaned the area the kitty soiled.

I'm actually still wondering who in that household bends down and cleans the litterbox, because a) Chantal can't bend down, and b) Peetz had mommy do absolutely everything for his sorry, troon-loving ass until just recently.
 
Wanna give us your bank card details too Patricia? Make sure you don't forget the last 3 digits on the strip on the back.
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Future Troon incoming
CONFIRMED.
Maybe, I think he's just following the Andrew Dobson school of thought.

Peetz is a stupid person that identifies as smart. This, as with many people mocked on the kiwi farms, compounds into a cycle of ignorance.

1. Read thing on gay ass website
2. Get outraged because the dumbass author is also outraged
3. Proclaim outrage on twitter without any investigation
4. Sit back and reflect on how smart you are until a Chantal BRAP breaks the silence.

Yesterday it was Jeff Bezos, today its JK Rowling, tomorrow who knows?
 
It's worth pointing out that in Ontario you can't be diagnosed with diabetes until you've had an official blood test (and likely a glucose tolerance test). I'm betting Chantal already owned a glucometer from her keto days, as most people use one for that purpose. Not that it matters, she's obviously diabetic right now, but I think it's disingenuous to say she's been 'hiding' her diabetes for years.

In other news... is no one going to comment on the fact that she bought THREE packages of mushrooms at one time with no purpose in mind? looool
 
James assembled the table and 2 of the chairs and he probably thinks it would be fair if the blob did the other 2. After all, she's (still) not an invalid and one can assemble a chair easily while sitting down or even over the table.

What a great housemate Chantal is.
Why the hell take the time to assemble the other two chairs they never have company over.
 
In other news... is no one going to comment on the fact that she bought THREE packages of mushrooms at one time with no purpose in mind? looool
I love how she slowly revealed that she used Instacart or the equivalent as the haul progressed. She was on such a new-haul-new-me high that she bought three packages of mushrooms and had no idea. I can just imagine her going through the app, wildly adding anything she deemed healthy to her cart, as fast as her gigantic bulbous fingers could go. She deemed the All-Bran Buds so healthy that she didn't even bother to check the nutrition facts. It became abundantly clear that she didn't bother checking the nutrition facts for many of the items.

Didn't she also say she was outraged because something contained cornstarch? Who the fuck cares? She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about and finds new ways to reveal it every video. I would pay to see the conversations between her and the doctor/nutritionist/whatever at the diabetes clinic.

Who's looking forward to another unexplained dizziness attack after cramming herself with tons of berries? Fresh-picked and no added sugar!!
Just kidding, she'll probably cancel on her poor mom as usual because she can't find a clean shirt to shove her gunt into.

ETA: Looks like Chin's mom has her in mind.
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She really is an idiot. Or she is extremely smart and trying to troll us. Why didn't she edit out the parts where she is trying to reach down, or move around or is obviously struggling. She knows people are going to comment on it and make fantastic memes. She even talks about haydurs posting all her "moments" when she live streams. I'm all for her never editing a thing, more laughs for us. Giving her too much credit again. She is just stupid

If she edited out everything that's embarassing, gross, or things we can make fun of, her videos would only be like 20 seconds long though.

ETA: Lmao at using Covid as an excuse for never getting off her ass. "Museums are closed." WTF? What do museums have to do with anything? No one wants to see you walk around museums anyway. Trust me. That is definitely not "more interesting content."

Your polls indicated people are only interested in weight-loss content or mukbangs. Sorry, those are your only two options.

Duh, Krissy, she's an expert art critic now, remember?? I was thinking the same thing, fucking museums? You know that involves walking, right Clotso? No one wants to see you wheeze around a museum.

I loved the fake "getting emotional" in the intro. She did that thing that she and all youtubers do when they're trying to fake cry, where they pause and stare into space in the middle of a thought. I guess trying to conjure up some tears? Seems she couldn't muster any tears though, and abandoned the attempt. Probably purged any moisture out of her body with her constant beetus pissing.
 
Why, oh why does our beloved Lady of the Lard, Chantal, insist on dining out of a casserole dish? She could go to any thrift store and buy a set of beautiful bone china for next to nothing. Ditto for the dollar store glasses and cheap silverware. Now that she will be adhering to a Beetus diet, she may as well enjoy it off of something classy and of an appropriate size. Not a casserole dish.
 
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