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When will Jack drop dead?

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he is at risk, but he seems to be unusually lucky at dodging death. The fact stroke 3 hasn't happened yet is a miracle.
yeah i really don't understand how he's still alive. many people aren't lucky enough to survive one stroke and jack is out here surviving two, plus diabetes, plus severe kidney stones. and on top of all that he still eats like shit and doesn't exercise

He looks like he works out a bit, but his diet is definitely shit. He needs to get the hell away from Papa Scalfani ASAP.
given his poor diet, he's actually thinner than i would imagine. if he ate better he'd be in pretty damn good shape with how dedicated he is to working out
 
The fact that this procedure is being done under general anaesthesia concerns me. What I’d like to know is this: is this something Jack has requested or is this clinic’s anesthesiologist simply OK with intubating an obese man with hypertension and type 2 diabetes? Whatever. It’s ultimately Jack’s choice; he’s the one signing the consent waivers.

One thing is for certain: He’s making this a lot riskier than it needs to be, as this is something that can be done under local anaesthetic. But we can’t say we’d expect anything less from someone that is such a monstrous pussy—so big, in fact, that he has all but admitted he wouldn’t get tested for COVID because he was afraid of the nasal swab. I’ve seen children handle PICC lines with more bravery.

Jack is more likely to die during his recovery. Jack’s already sedentary lifestyle coupled with another stint in a wheelchair isn’t good, and he’s not going to be prescribed a blood thinner to decrease the risk of clotting, so…
 
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He looks like he works out a bit, but his diet is definitely shit. He needs to get the hell away from Papa Scalfani ASAP.
I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed they
only eat takeout except for the few times that Jack cooks something, and we all know how healthy his dishes are.

I think Junior's workouts is what's been keeping the obesity at bay. Once he stops exercising he's going to fucking balloon. Combine the standard weight gain that a lot of formerly physically active people experience with the shittiness of a Scalfani diet and he's going to be fucked.
 

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Brave, brave Bella...
 
The fact that this procedure is being done under general anaesthesia concerns me. What I’d like to know is this: is this something Jack has requested or is this clinic’s anesthesiologist simply OK with intubating an obese man with hypertension and type 2 diabetes? Whatever. It’s ultimately Jack’s choice; he’s the one signing the consent waivers.

One thing is for certain: He’s making this a lot riskier than it needs to be, as this is something that can be done under local anaesthetic. But we can’t say we’d expect anything less from someone that is such a monstrous pussy—so big, in fact, that he has all but admitted he wouldn’t get tested for COVID because he was afraid of the nasal swab. I’ve seen children handle PICC lines with more bravery.

Jack is more likely to die during his recovery. Jack’s already sedentary lifestyle coupled with another stint in a wheelchair isn’t good, and he’s not going to be prescribed a blood thinner to decrease the risk of clotting, so…
I feel like Jack is extremely prone to developing a blood clot and have an embolism, and his doctor must have told him so. Doing it under general is definitely much riskier than it needs to be, particularly for him.
 
For someone who lived in California most of his life, he does act like he's a southerner. You can hear the drawl in Jack Jr, but Jack Sr i

I can see Jack telling Jr to start paying rent and asking him for allowance.
Earth to Jack, be a fucking man and get a real job. Fucking pathetic.
Couldn't Jack get a job collecting trays in McDonald's or something
the only job that jack might even have a chance at landing is a walmart greeter or one of those people who looks at your reciept when you're leaving

they hire literal re.tards for those positions
 
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