Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

She doesn't seem to think very highly of her fans. This is proven in the way she retcons her own life on a regular basis and is basically living a fantasy life and doesn't think ANYONE will question it. Also, the way she talks to them in her comments. She doesn't care anymore, if she ever did, because she's so narcissistic she thinks she can get away with it.

Tess only cares about her fans to the extent they can do something for her. Being told she is stunning and brave for eating another sheet cake doesn’t get her gigs. Being woke doesn’t either but she’s compensating for that by being even more woke. Turning tricks is where she gets her income but she can’t brag about that on Instagram and her johns want nothing to do with her after they blow their loads and leave. She probably doesn’t like doing that so it’s time to crank up the wokeness to try to stand out even further. She could lose weight but that means no more champagne cakes so that’s out. From here on out, Tess is just yet another hooker in a market that’s already flooded with younger and prettier hookers who were aspiring models and actresses just like Tess. Nobody should feel sorry for her though.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Can't wait until the rug is pulled from under these fat bitches. Not even social conditioning the new generation will make these whales attractive, it's fucking hard locked into our DNA to find people of healthy weights alluring.

It's a fucking travesty. I am glad PLAYBOY ended cuz i'm sure one of the whales would've been slapped onto the centre spread - filling the whole page with their extreme girth and width.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

If Tess’s feet are purple from the beetus, she can say she’s no longer white!

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Anyone with medical knowledge want to take a guess at how much longer Tess has until she loses her feet?

They really are looking rough. That deep purple indicative of poor circulation.

Given she's not keeping her nails short andwould have a fucked up HBA1C test not long


Naiks should be clipped short and filed smooth to stop abrasions to the skin


That's not what I think will happen though. Looking at how deformed her feet are they're under a ton of pressure. Plus they're flat which is a sign of Charcot foot, a beetus complication where the ligaments that give the door its shape go "LOL NO",relax and the foot arches collapse

.I predict a stress fracture or fracture following a fall. Decrease in already limited mobility, thrombosis, fluid accumulation and bam, buhbye forefoot/ huge lump of tissue

 

[Antipathy]

Anyone with medical knowledge want to take a guess at how much longer Tess has until she loses her feet?

They really are looking rough. That deep purple indicative of poor circulation.

I'm no expert on beetus feet by any stretch of the imagination, but I don't think she'll be mobile at all (right now she can at least barely move) in five years or less. She keeps gaining weight. By the time she's bedbound, her feet won't even matter anymore.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[cactus]

Easy for Tess to say wear a mask when she doesn't even go anywhere requiring one.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

That last picture is hilarious considering how butthurt Tess gets when people take unphotoshopped pictures of her out in the wild.

 

[Antipathy]

Easy for Tess to say wear a mask when she doesn't even go anywhere requiring one.

The thick rolls of fat are makeshift social distancing, and it looks like it's working.

 

[bloomingcactus]

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This makes me furious.
Simone Biles is an extremely talented woman that is in the prime of her very active and very healthy life. Here comes Tess to try to leech off Simone being on Vogue.

Context? Why did they die? It's wrong they did. Did it have anything at all to do with them being trans?

This lady in the photo should sue Tess. I'd be livid. Maybe she'd get some sheet cakes and a big titted black ashtray out of it.

She couldn't just have a usual wall of text saying wear a mask? Trash? Really? Look in the mirror Tess.

 

[Antipathy]

Context? Why did they die? It's wrong they did. Did it have anything at all to do with them being trans?

Well, taking the standard statistics into account, 3* of them attempted suicide. The answer might be in there.

*2.87, but I'm rounding up.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

She is looking more and more like a cartoon character. It's amazing! The incredible melting woman. Her head almost looks like it could belong to a normal human and then you see the "titties". Someone compared her waaaay back in the thread to the shrunk head guy from Beetlejuice. Can't unsee it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

So wait, the “job” she needed makeup for was a stupid tiktok vid?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Can't wait until the rug is pulled from under these fat bitches. Not even social conditioning the new generation will make these whales attractive, it's fucking hard locked into our DNA to find people of healthy weights alluring.

It's a fucking travesty. I am glad PLAYBOY ended cuz i'm sure one of the whales would've been slapped onto the centre spread - filling the whole page with their extreme girth and width.

Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy's kid) was a hambeast, yet said she'd love to pose for Playboy.
Hef said in his way she wasn't Playboy material, so she ended up losing the weight.
She looks a lot nicer now, but she's still weird.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

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Her bestie is in love with...Lil Wayne?

eta: Lol it is Lil Wayne!Apparently Wayne was engaged to a different plus sized model last month. Tess wishes she could date a man with that much clout lol you’re not next hunny

 

[multiverse]

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She called in a freebie from one of her hair and makeup gays... to make a ticktok video.

I wonder if that horrid blue unblended eyeshadow was his idea of petty revenge.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Well, she's finally reached the point where her fatty tits look like she's wearing a butt on her chest. Her cleavage looks like plumber's crack.

And she did that godawful makeup herself; there's no way you can convince me she paid another human to do it (short of telling Bowie he'd get a cookie for making Mommy look pretty).

She says this TikTok thing was her first job she had to get makeup done for since February (which means that's how long it's been since anybody hired her to look glam in front of a camera, even her own), but she doesn't name her MUA. Which means she couldn't talk any desperate gays currently short on makeup gigs into doing it for free.

ETA: Oh, wait--I saw the comment that laid the blame for that makeup job at @shablamgela's feet. Holy shit, Shablamgela must hate her, making her look like that.

 

[Constellationzero]

I thought that was a picture of a chocolate gorilla in her hand. But then I clicked on it, and it's an ASHTRAY?? ELL OH FUCKING ELL!

This will in NO WAY backfire on her with all her dipshitted finger wagging about racism. And shaming some random woman over not wearing a mask and putting the word trash on top of it?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This kind of bullshit will STOP once people like Tess experience the same thing. Not once, but over and over. Some people only understand a two by four over the head and this landwhale is one of them.

And remember: This is from the leftists: The party of LOVE, ACCEPTANCE, and TOLERANCE.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

I thought that was a picture of a chocolate gorilla in her hand. But then I clicked on it, and it's an ASHTRAY?? ELL OH FUCKING ELL!

This will in NO WAY backfire on her with all her dipshitted finger wagging about racism. And shaming some random woman over not wearing a mask and putting the word trash on top of it?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This kind of bullshit will STOP once people like Tess experience the same thing. Not once, but over and over. Some people only understand a two by four over the head and this landwhale is one of them.

And remember: This is from the leftists: The party of LOVE, ACCEPTANCE, and TOLERANCE.

My thoughts EXACTLY! I can't wait to hear the backlash she gets for posting a gorilla ashtray. Not only from the Woke, but the animals rights people (although its not an actual gorilla paw/foot ashtray, the implications are clear and so is the fact that shes a butter golem rotting in a trash can on a hot day) because there's A LOT of actual racial caricature to items like this from a certain era/s. It's gonna be good.