Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

Capitalism is the only system that would let him indulge in his current parasitic lifestyle.

Massive inheritances that let you be an idle failson are not a thing under Communism, Kev. Maybe feudalism would be more your thing? You could be one of those effeminate, out of touch nobles who composes bad poetry and eats quail legs all day while the peasants starve.

Well, until the other nobles dispose of you for being a sodomite. Look up how King Edward II of England died. He never got the hang of anal either, so to speak.

In any decently run socialist or communist class system, Kevin would also have had various parts of his body chopped up and settled among farm animals, except it would have been free of cost. At the very least he would have been forced to to actually work every day away from a very early age. He would never have time to post on twitter all day about his children's toys or how his rotting maw is taking a bit longer to heal than expected.

It's funny. Even communism can look like the better alternative, given the right circumstances.

 

[Bani]

"Lesbian" [autoghtiphilia intensifies]:

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280883864655798274 (Archive)



Poor Kevie, his passport reminds him that's he's male and that ruins his immersion in his fantasy of being a woman:

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280879762718765058 (Archive)



Kevie tries talking about big boy issues:

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280904917604077569 (Archive)



Flesh wound daily:

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280923911106920448 (Archive)

The issue isn't with cellphones or with online schooling, it's with tests. Tests are good for disciplines like math and science because you have to learn a step-by-step process, not just memorize and regurgitate facts. Tests suck for history and English. Those classes should all have projects or essays as their finals; the point of history is to teach kids how knowledge of the past can be applied to present day. For instance, instead of asking kids what year the revolutionary war happened, ask them to write a paper where they explain why the revolution happened, perhaps even comparing the U.S. one to others around the world.

Of course Kevin, laziest man on Earth, would respond with "cheating is fine, discipline is evil, you can use your phone for everything, let's eat ice cream." No Kevin, you can't use your phone for everything. That's the whole point of school-- to teach you shit you can't just look up, like social skills, work ethic, and logical reasoning.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Kevie tries talking about big boy issues:

I find it amusing that a staunch anti-capitalist views school as abuse. Had he done the slightest bit of research into the history of his own politics, he would find that it wasn't the capitalists who fought for all children's right to education. No, the capitalists were quite happy to have a lower class with no possible way to move up the social ladder. Furthermore, the reason for why school is required by law is that when it wasn't the poor families would still send their kids to the mines/factories.

 

[M3xus]

"Lesbian" [autoghtiphilia intensifies]:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280883864655798274 (Archive)

Poor Kevie, his passport reminds him that's he's male and that ruins his immersion in his fantasy of being a woman:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280879762718765058 (Archive)

Kevie tries talking about big boy issues:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280904917604077569 (Archive)

Flesh wound daily:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280923911106920448 (Archive)

To add with the cell phone nonsense:

Where I work has areas banning cell phone use. This is not for security, but because we work around volatile materials that don't react well to "spark-producing devices", such as cell phones.

So, depending on the job, you cannot always expect to have your phone on you. But I suppose that's to be expected from someone who tweets nonsense without lifting a finger to work the ranch.

 

[Neko GF]

I find it amusing that a staunch anti-capitalist views school as abuse. Had he done the slightest bit of research into the history of his own politics, he would find that it wasn't the capitalists who fought for all children's right to education. No, the capitalists were quite happy to have a lower class with no possible way to move up the social ladder. Furthermore, the reason for why school is required by law is that when it wasn't the poor families would still send their kids to the mines/factories.

I don't think Kevie thinks for himself that much. I can guarantee the only reason he likes communism/ anarcho-communism is because of his social circles on twitter, discord and other sites, strongly supporting it. He's most likely not done a single bit of research.

The only area Kevie thinks himself is degenerate fetishes.

 

[Chewing Character]

Kevin hates the idea of school because Kevin hates effort. Anytime he encounters something that requires actual time investment, he balks.

He doesn't want to get a job or help out on the ranch, he would rather use his quickly depleting inheritance.
He doesn't want to make an effort to look more feminine, he would rather screech at people to accept "gnc butch bi lesbian trans women".
He doesn't want a fulfilling long term relationship, he would rather "date" hoardes of random people online and be the am hole of the ranch.

He got a vaginoplasty because it was the quickest way to be a "woman", since years of estrogen did little to nothing to feminize him. Now that he has failed on doing the most basic of postoperative care for a neovagina (dilation and keeping the surgical site clean), he wants breast implants. And when the breast implants don't immediately become hyper sensitive lactating mega milkers, he will move the goal post to another quick fix.

Hell, he even considered giving up on Final Fantasy 7 remake when he didn't get the pretty dress he wanted. He said it was a "waste of time" when literally all he does is play video games and tweet.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He got a vaginoplasty because it was the quickest way to be a "woman", since years of estrogen did little to nothing to feminize him. Now that he has failed on doing the most basic of postoperative care for a neovagina (dilation and keeping the surgical site clean), he wants breast implants. And when the breast implants don't immediately become hyper sensitive lactating mega milkers, he will move the goal post to another quick fix.

I would add that part of the reason he got vaginoplasty was because he was too lazy to learn how to enjoy anal so getting a surgical wound seemed easier in his brain.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I liked that penny (Bonnie? They all blend together to me) just stacked 5 boxes like legos and acts like it’s a stroke of ingenuity. What an absolute moron.

Can you imagine the horror of living in an unfinished shipping container, getting baked from the outside by the summer sun, the bleating of alpacas and cooming troons coming from all around you as you asphyxiate to death?

Sounds like Biblical Hell to me, but even worse than I imagined.

 

[Neko GF]

Kevie describes his life as a twitter addict:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1281454109439062016 (Archive)

The irony of Kevie calling anyone else a parody:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1281351311737274369 (Archive)

More on Kevie whining about getting blocked.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1281298924486131714 (Archive)

"My character speaks for itself". It does and that's probably why they block him. Kevie is such an unlikable, vapid, repulsive deviant that the odds are he'll eventually do something that will make even other twitter troons upset or uncomfortable.

Also remember, "If someone you know is making you uncomfortable, you don't need to tell them and can go straight to the blocking them..."

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevie describes his life as a twitter addict:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1281454109439062016 (Archive)

how am I still passably mentally stable

About that...

 

[grandpasatan]

Does it count as "clout" if the only people following him are deviant furry troons that look up to Kevvie solely because they have no social skills or interaction at all and his shamelessness somehow inspires them? I guess it's asking too much for K-Dog the toy collector to understand or care about quality vs. quantity.

 

[Old Fart]

But going where?

 

[homewayhalf]

The unimpeachable integrity of Cum Dumpster Kathryn.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevie describes his life as a twitter addict:

He sounds so calm and nonchalant about it, but didn't he cry about being deathly afraid of losing more of his followers/fellow degenerates last week? Or was it the week before?

 

[ValVenus]

Ranch update! So the 'mill' I guess is to do with treating the alpaca fibre...in Washington. Another great financial decision from Troon Inc.

Indeed, 'aran', I too was wondering that.

What are Penny's 'public records'?

Wait what? Kevin. You don't have to do that in front of guests. You're literally insane. I wonder what accoomodation the guest troons are staying in? A barn? The tin cottage?

This actually spooked me. The cold dead eyes

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Ranch update! So the 'mill' I guess is to do with treating the alpaca fibre...in Washington. Another great financial decision from Troon Inc.

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Indeed, 'aran', I too was wondering that.
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What are Penny's 'public records'?
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Wait what? Kevin. You don't have to do that in front of guests. You're literally insane. I wonder what accoomodation the guest troons are staying in? A barn? The tin cottage?
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This actually spooked me. The cold dead eyes
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At first I thought that by "flashing" he meant showing more cleavage than comfortable with, which for an actual female can be quite embarrassing if, for example, a shirt snags on something and reveals more than wanted, and how of course he would fetishize that and think himself quite the little slut...And then I read further and realized he will never cease taking the slightest "female experience" and exaggerating in such a mocking way. "Oops teehee I let you catch a whiff and peek of my dainty am hole, silly clumsy me teehee let me tell you all about it so I can validate myse- I mean, put on a show of educating you and putting you at ease about such taboo and repressed matters"

I'll take the top hats now, his degeneracy just never fails to surprise me

 

[SIGSEGV]

Wait what? Kevin. You don't have to do that in front of guests. You're literally insane. I wonder what accoomodation the guest troons are staying in? A barn? The tin cottage?

Imagine walking into the house and seeing Kevin's rotting amhole. I'd probably go for Penny's Five seveN and use it to kill myself.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This actually spooked me. The cold dead eyes

Oh Sweet Baby Rollerskating Jesus Fucking Christ that's some prime horror flick material. Not only does it look like he's violating that poor plushy from behind, that face, THAT FUCKING FACE...
"Uh hey buddy, you, uh, kinda caught me with my pants down, so to speak, he he he... now, don't you dare look away, or I'm going to eat your face and violate your bloody, lifeless corpse..."

 

[James Howlett]

I bet the only black family is Westcliffe was on vacation which is why they thought the 4th of July parade was racist.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Ranch update! So the 'mill' I guess is to do with treating the alpaca fibre...in Washington. Another great financial decision from Troon Inc.

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Indeed, 'aran', I too was wondering that.
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What are Penny's 'public records'?
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Wait what? Kevin. You don't have to do that in front of guests. You're literally insane. I wonder what accoomodation the guest troons are staying in? A barn? The tin cottage?
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This actually spooked me. The cold dead eyes
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Doesn't he have a door on his bedroom? Or is he just lying around the living room airing out his "cooter"? How can visitors to a troon ranch not know what dilation is? I'm sure they understand what it is. They probably just don't understand why Kev is trying to force them to look at his abomination of desolation.