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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Quintons political takes are basically 2013-tumblr-level.
He watches a musical about a historical person and instead of writing an actual in-depth analysis, where he takes a look into both the good and bad actions of that person and recognises human beings as multi-faceted and complex, he just goes to twitter and yells "Hamilton is problematic! Kill that bastard!!!"
 

lol quinton says he hasn't watched contrapoint's vids "in like a year" because she "said some stupid shit on twitter" and he totally doesn't want to get senpai's attention, b-baka!!

anyway didn't he release this video about how contrapoints saved his life less than "like a year" ago?


maybe quinton is finally done with breadtube after his magnum opus flopped. wonder if he finally decided it's time to join the beauty guru grift?

Related to Quinton's simping for Contra, on his latest stream PSA Sitch states that he was also simping hard for her pal Jenny Nicholson. He doesn't name his source, just says it was a friend of Jenny's. As bizarre as Quinton is, is it possible that an actual female was the true motivation for his attempts to ingratiate himself into the breadtube clique?

 
I might be hard projecting because Dobson was my favorite cow and I followed him for around a decade, but Quinton reeeeeally reminds me of Andrew Dobson.

He isn’t nearly as bitter or nasty to people (he’ll get there one day), but he’s a fat white overcompensating midwestern neckbeard with no taste for art or culture. In spite of that they both feel the need to make scathing critiques of the little media that they do consume, all in the comfort of Twitter.

Dobson alienated everyone around him with his smug superiority, and then spent half a decade trying to validate himself in front of his leftist senpais by copying their takes in the most lukewarm fashion possible. I really don’t think Quinton is all too far off.
 
As bizarre as Quinton is, is it possible that an actual female was the true motivation for his attempts to ingratiate himself into the breadtube clique?
Quinton, a fat bearded breadtuber who champions Anita and ContraPoints and reviews shows dedicated to man children like him all day, has the hots for an actual female?!

Next thing you’re going to tell me that he hates Trump now, aren’t you?
 
I might be hard projecting because Dobson was my favorite cow and I followed him for around a decade, but Quinton reeeeeally reminds me of Andrew Dobson.

He isn’t nearly as bitter or nasty to people (he’ll get there one day), but he’s a fat white overcompensating midwestern neckbeard with no taste for art or culture. In spite of that they both feel the need to make scathing critiques of the little media that they do consume, all in the comfort of Twitter.

Dobson alienated everyone around him with his smug superiority, and then spent half a decade trying to validate himself in front of his leftist senpais by copying their takes in the most lukewarm fashion possible. I really don’t think Quinton is all too far off.
He definitely seems like he'll go that direction instead of the way of MovieBlob.
 
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My spirit died when “leftist Garfield community” is still in existence.
All he wanted to do was eat lasagna while Jon wasn’t looking in peace.
 
We will have to wait and see. So far he is like a weird appalachian combination of the two with bits of Linkara, E-Rod and Oancitizen.
The thing about Bob is that he has extremely strong and odious opinions, and he hasn't changed them. I have to respect that in a certain way. He has convictions and will fight for them when pressed. Quinton is a habitual fence-sitter and fair-weather friend who will turn on a dime and disavow all knowledge of his old ideology if a new one promises to be easier for him to follow to fame.
 
Contra herself could whip her dick out, smack him with it in the face a few dozen times, and write "you're just annoying and no one wants to put up with you" on his house in 5 foot tall letters and he'll still think it's because he wasn't a "good enough" leftist

And Q's only takeaway from all that would be, "Yes! Waifu Contra finally noticed me!".
 
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Whenever he talks about not being a part of a community it gives me the vibe that he expects get an instant invitation to one. Like he was genuinely surprised that Contra wasn't in his twitter dms with an acceptance letter the second he uploaded his first "lefty" video. And when he isn't instantly accepted into a community he views that as a rejection.
 
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Didn't Chris appear in one of Quinton's videos at some point? Seems like Chris might be talking about him, though obviously it's impossible to know.
I'm surprised this is still up, feels like a lifetime ago. Not CRG alone but this is what remains of that fateful VidCon.

It's a massacre. Hamilton has beaten VoidCon by 84k views, proving that even Q's lame attempt at a review is somehow more interesting that his magnum opus.
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