Oh boy, I wonder if Jack has started his campaign to release more vids for profit already. This video is about Curry Chicken Salad, which sounds rather gross.
Edit:
Someone recommended to Jack during his live chats to have a video about curry. Jack, being a spaz, decided to look up some curry recipes only to find something
tangentially related: Chicken Curry Salad. If he wanted a curry vid, Jack, make a vid about
CURRY!
"...some of you like chicken salad on your salad; like, you put chicken salad on top of your lettuce salad..." Wat? WTF is lettuce salad? Isn't it just...lettuce?
Jack then pauses the video to talk about how, in a couple weeks, he's getting his other foot worked on at the hospital. But, if you remember only a couple thread pages ago, Jack cancelled his appointment due to general anti-mask/anti-test autism. This CONFIRMS that Jack records these vids at least a week in advance before he posts them. Failed to see Jack's follow-up on his surgery. Whoops! Please disregard
Jack tries to cope about how useless he is without Tammy helping him by saying that his viewers love Tammy being on the show. Yeah, nice try fatso - we all know you're a self-induced cripple who can't do jack-shit anymore without assistance. No need to be shy about it.
Jack shows a giant family pack of chicken and explains why he's using much more than the recipes asks for: "...my mother taught me, always make more than I need; you can always make a meal out of it later on..." Yeah. Right. Meals for later. Sure thing.
Oh my god: two types of raisins, celery, parsley, apples, a tub of mayo...with Jack at the helm, this is going to be so gross.
He adds his sacred bowl of holy mayo into the mix. They do say mayo is good for keto...
Haha his belly is resting on the counter when he's mixing it up.
Jack has made Cum Salad
Jack grunts while he tries to add the chicken into it.
"Sometimes, I screw up on the show. I screw up a lot of time on the show..." Understatement of the fucking year.
Jack chows down on the meal. Instant dissolve into his 'thoughts'. Again, no reaction shot. I don't think he liked it
Jack quickly tells us to fuck off and the video is over.
Video Consensus:
I don't like my chicken salad with a whole lot of mayo, so it's easy for me to say it looks gross. It's pretty easy to make too, so it's going to be hard to fuck it up
too badly (even for Jack). Pretty 'meh' vid overall. You're going to have to do a lot better if you want any sort of profit with your videos, Jack![/sneed]
