0:07- Sahm is beezin on a plastic bag on top of a pile of dirty clothes
0:35- Between heavy breaths, Chinny lurches down the stairs for breakfast, asking the cats for #nobeezinsunday. The camera sways to and fro as she slowly plods down the stairs. It takes her seventeen seconds to make it halfway.
0:55- Cuts to Chinny in the drive thru line for Starbucks. She’s craving chocolate but knows starbucks has no sugar free chocolate syrup. This enrages her. She makes the healthful choice to get a grande instead of her usual venti. She has a moment where she almost pulls back the curtain and sees the void, as her conflict over chocolate syrup makes her realize her whole life she has been fighting melancholy and infinite sadness. She concludes the feeling is “unfulfillment”
2:40- directly following this revelation, she declares she NEEDS chocolate so she’s getting a grande. Baby steps! Oh and sorry guise last night she had a binge. She ate a pack of lunch meat, a pita, cheese, ranch, cucumbers with more ranch, and one of Peetz’ KitKats TEEHEE. She farts and explains he doesn’t care because she almost never eats them. She blames the lunch meat for the binge.
4:30- rambles about how she wants to go to inpatient, but there isn’t one, but there is, but she doesn’t want to go to therapy, but she thinks it’s a good idea, but she hates therapy, so no, she doesn’t want that help right now.
6:07- orders a drink with chocolate syrup. She is so shameful she orders it like a re.tard and the barista doesn’t understand what she wants.
8:20- explains her OOTD- red scrunchie to match her lipstick and NO BRA TEEHEE. She wants to wear a bra guise but she had an abscess that needed to be lanced and drained.
9:27- tries her drink. It’s not chocolatey enough HEEHEE
10:05- cuts to a cute tutorial on how she dresses her boob wound
10:40- makes fun of Buster’s trim
12:08- walking slowly to the berry farm, she’s panting and explains it’s how out
12:55- shes BEEZIN YALL she got strawberry pie cause it looked so good. She’s only going to have one slice. She’s going to have a chicken breast and mashed potatoes for dinner.
13:40- Chinny shows the pie. She sounds like she’s cumming when she says pie. Shows her dinner. It’s a half chicken, a 16oz container of potatoes, cole slaw, gravy and a piece of cheese. She says she’s only going to eat half the potatoes but they’re gone when she cuts back.
16:45- “like it just clued in how important it is to potion control.”
17:10- compares Buster to a gremlin, laughs like a banshee
18:35- shows her willpower by ripping a Taco Bell coupon mailer in half kind of.
18:45- She’s home and making dinner, which I guess means the chicken and pie was lunch. Shes shilling GoodFoodCanada, it’s a subscription meal box. She’s not sponsored but her affiliate link will get you $40 off.
20:50- unboxing! She doesn’t remember what she bought. She pauses to plan to eat something sweet after dinner cause “sweet after savory.” Diabetes who?
21:30- she bought soy candles. One of them is Aries: adventurous, charming, romantic. “I am totally.”
22:40-
23:12- she bought no sugar added ketchup, erythritol, and Parmesan crisps. A hulthful impulse buy.
24:40- has rice and a piece of fish. Edit in the corner says it’s one cup. It’s clearly two or three. Peetz says hi and we leave Poutine Queen to scarf her rice.
