Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Dorsia.Reservation]

This makes me furious.
Simone Biles is an extremely talented woman that is in the prime of her very active and very healthy life. Here comes Tess to try to leech off Simone being on Vogue.

And how she talks about her is so patronizing.
Because no one would have thought Simone was smart until the white lardass mentioned it?

 

[FrownyFace]

I don’t know who Simone Biles is but after looking at her body in that pic, I can guarantee she was abso-fucking-lutely disgusted by Tess’s fat ass.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don’t know who Simone Biles is but after looking at her body in that pic, I can guarantee she was abso-fucking-lutely disgusted by Tess’s fat ass.

Prodigy gymnast. Ridiculous number of gold medals, including all-around. Absolute beast on the floor, balance beam and vault.

 

[multiverse]

I don’t know who Simone Biles

Prodigy gymnast. Ridiculous number of gold medals, including all-around. Absolute beast on the floor, balance beam and vault.

Piggybacking on this, she invented a special floor move - called the Biles - which no other gymnast has ever been sucessfully able to execute. She is an athlete bar none.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Biles is ripped to fuck like all modern gymnasts, and has very low body fat like all gymnasts. Which takes a fuckload of disclipline, and eating right. On average they at at 15% bodyfat, which is low for a woman. Some people like to pretend this new generation of gymnasts with huge muscled midsections and thighs etc are somehow going to score on the overweight/obese BMI and prove some tardish 'fat but fit' or 'BMI is crap' idea, but that's total shit, they are all still well within the healthy BMI range. Biles's competitive weight puts her at BMI 23 iirc.

Tess trying to clout chase by tagging superfamous, successful people never ceases to be comical. Truth is Biles may have been nice to Tess, but would likely want zero to do with such a vapid hambeast outside of a professional gig.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

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LMAO, yet another “bestie” Tess has.

I’m also skeptical Tess did any emailing to local, state, or federal officials. If she did, we’d see it. Also nice shoutout to Translifeline; fake recognizes fake. This lardass will not be donating as there’s some cake and some press-on nails that she hasn’t consumed yet.

This shameless status whoring and clout seeking is going to come to a head. Keep @‘ing insane trannies and see what happens next.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Four years, four thousand corn dogs and 14 inches of cleavage later, and here we are. No career, no husband, chasing diminishing clout harder than ever and hooking for champagne cakes. She is a physical manifestation of the sins of greed and gluttony. Wait, let’s throw in pride, envy, sloth vanity... really just dump em all in there.

 

[bubble tea]

Four years, four thousand corn dogs and 14 inches of cleavage later, and here we are. No career, no husband, chasing diminishing clout harder than ever and hooking for champagne cakes. She is a physical manifestation of the sins of greed and gluttony. Wait, let’s throw in pride, envy, sloth vanity... really just dump em all in there.
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Well... at least her eyebrows got better.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Four years, four thousand corn dogs and 14 inches of cleavage later, and here we are. No career, no husband, chasing diminishing clout harder than ever and hooking for champagne cakes. She is a physical manifestation of the sins of greed and gluttony. Wait, let’s throw in pride, envy, sloth vanity... really just dump em all in there.
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The contouring (and weird teeth grit, though that may just be a weird screencap) is so obviously intended to make her face more angular and hence less fat. In the first pic, she looks like your run of the mill fat cousin. Sure, she could (and should) lose weight, but there's a latino or black man out there who would love her body nonetheless. The second pic is just ghastly dead-woman-walking material.

Also does anyone else find it hypocritical that for all their "body positivity!" posting, these fats still try and use products/poses/whatever to try and make their features conventionally attractive? It just makes her look more like a shrunken head on a fat body, despite the caked on makeup and beauty products.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The contouring (and weird teeth grit, though that may just be a weird screencap) is so obviously intended to make her face more angular and hence less fat. In the first pic, she looks like your run of the mill fat cousin. Sure, she could (and should) lose weight, but there's a latino or black man out there who would love her body nonetheless. The second pic is just ghastly dead-woman-walking material.

Also does anyone else find it hypocritical that for all their "body positivity!" posting, these fats still try and use products/poses/whatever to try and make their features conventionally attractive? It just makes her look more like a shrunken head on a fat body, despite the caked on makeup and beauty products.

This is all because Fat Acceptance in itself has always been based on lies. The majority of fat activists try their best to fit into conventional beauty standards because they themselves can’t deny that conventional beauty is appealing. It’s why many of them wear shapewear, pounds of makeup and spend tons of money on beauty treatments to look attractive. Fat activists typically try to fit every other conventional beauty standard except body size.

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

Four years, four thousand corn dogs and 14 inches of cleavage later, and here we are. No career, no husband, chasing diminishing clout harder than ever and hooking for champagne cakes. She is a physical manifestation of the sins of greed and gluttony. Wait, let’s throw in pride, envy, sloth vanity... really just dump em all in there.
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The change in width between those pictures is really astounding. She looks like she ate a linebacker.

 

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[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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"fond_of_cake". It's no secret why Two-Ton Tess follows that account.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Supporting accountability for morbidly obese grifters wearing come-along rings and covered in tard scribbles who STEAL money from fans expecting a tee shirt doesn't make you a hater. It makes you human.

Shutting the entire fuck up and refraining from dismissing and shouting over other people's (including minorities) experiences doesn't make you liberal. It makes you human.

Getting off your sweaty stinking ass to PARENT your children doesn't make you empowered. It makes you respectable.

Supporting your own children and keeping it classy and professional should have no ulterior motive.

 

[drain]

Fat activists typically try to fit every other conventional beauty standard except body size.

Because it's easier to cake their faces with makeup and spend hours on their hair than to get up and move their fat asses. They want to be pretty, deep down, but they don't want to work for it.
Most Fat Positive idiots think thin/pretty people were born this way and put zero effort on their appearance. News flash, while you're eating two whole pizas, thin people are eating a steak and going for a run/gym, Becca.

 

[Miss Misery]

So my uncle's favorite cake is Champagne cake and I meant to post this last time it came up but I got distracted...

If you want to have some without schlepping to the tackiest motel in the world, the recipe below is a pretty good non-pink substitute (note: I use a Champagne creme pat to fill the layers instead of more buttercream):

Champagne Cake with Italian Meringue Buttercream - Olive and Artisan

I don’t make New Year resolutions. In part because I make a million resolutions in the year and there is nothing particularly different about January. In fact, I made a resolution to start a food blog in June and here I am. I made another to start spending my free money on experience and not...

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[junafolia]

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Congratulating an Olympic legend and 30x medalist and thinking you're in the same league just because you were a pity invite to a panel. Even THINKING Simone needs a pat on the back from the likes of you. Delusional narcissist. Couldn't she just name drop like usual, this is so embarrassing. You're not even in the same circles as her, who are you? Also Tess, you will never be on Vogue, even if you die and decompose and soil a tree that's cut down for the paper.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

So my uncle's favorite cake is Champagne cake and I meant to post this last time it came up but I got distracted...

If you want to have some without schlepping to the tackiest motel in the world, the recipe below is a pretty good non-pink substitute (note: I use a Champagne creme pat to fill the layers instead of more buttercream):

Champagne Cake with Italian Meringue Buttercream - Olive and Artisan

I don’t make New Year resolutions. In part because I make a million resolutions in the year and there is nothing particularly different about January. In fact, I made a resolution to start a food blog in June and here I am. I made another to start spending my free money on experience and not...

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But you're thinking Tess will get up off the couch and ACTUALLY make this.
I doubt she knows what a cake pan is, much less an oven.
But the recipe you posted looks delicious, I have it saved for a good occasion.

 

[Miss Misery]

But you're thinking Tess will get up off the couch and ACTUALLY make this.
I doubt she knows what a cake pan is, much less an oven.
But the recipe you posted looks delicious, I have it saved for a good occasion.

Oh I'm under no delusions that Tess would ever get off her massive ass and do anything (if I was I'd have posted the version that uses instant pudding and boxed cake mix). I shared it for people on KF who might want delicious cake and who can't/won't make the trip to the Madonna Inn to buy their overpriced and far less tasty one.