Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Toasty]

Goddamn, you guys certainly got this bitch riled up. Thanks for making my night better.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I'm heading to Bearmeat's Indian Den, do you guys want anything?

That damascus skinning knife

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I'm heading to Bearmeat's Indian Den, do you guys want anything?

I'd be down for a dreamcatcher weaved out of thin strips of Melinda's most recent documents

 

[Spergichu]

I'm heading to Bearmeat's Indian Den, do you guys want anything?

One of those ceremonial masks would be neat.

That damascus skinning knife

Damascus steel knifes are sweet as fuck. I've got two, both of them I got from some Arab guy at the local annual gunshow.

 

[Null]

@Null -- you want to sign a contract and settle this with fists like a man? Or you're too chicken shit to stand toe to toe with my husband?

Uh, no. I'm actually going to reply to this suit and demand compensation for you wasting my time and intentionally abusing the court.

 

[Deadpool]

Goddamn, you guys certainly got this bitch riled up. Thanks for making my night better.

I think the dumb cunt thought we'd be intimidated and repentant because she included some of our screen names in her lolsuit. I think the fact that we just used it as more ammo to make fun of her confused and angered her. I wanna see how bad she chimps when she realizes that Null no longer keeps a database of users info, and doesn't have any info outside of our sign up emails. Even those are just throw aways unless the user is a retard.

Uh, no. I'm actually going to reply to this suit and demand compensation for you wasting my time and intentionally abusing the court.

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help. She included me because I made her angry, and that has to show bad faith in some way.

 

[Swiss46]

@Null -- you want to sign a contract and settle this with fists like a man? Or you're too chicken shit

Hey buddy you got the wrong thread, Ralph and PPP are a couple subforums down.

 

[Toasty]

FFS @TamarYaelBatYah can't you just let Josh have a nice vacation?

 

[SIGSEGV]

That damascus skinning knife

I'd be down for a dreamcatcher weaved out of thin strips of Melinda's most recent documents

One of those ceremonial masks would be neat.

No.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

No.

Ah c'mon. I'll pay you for it at the courthouse.....

 

[SIGSEGV]

Ah c'mon. I'll pay you for it at the courthouse.....

Nice try, but I'm not listed as a defendant. @TamarYaelBatYah is too much of a chickenshit coward to even consider writing my name down on the list of additional defendants.

 

[Spergichu]

Nice try, but I'm not listed as a defendant. @TamarYaelBatYah is too much of a chickenshit coward to even consider writing my name down on the list of additional defendants.

He means our upcoming court date where we're charged with attempted murder for beating Mushmouth Castration into a coma.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He means our upcoming court date where we're charged with attempted murder for beating Mushmouth Castration into a coma.

Attempted murder? Sorry, I don't do things halfway.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Ideally the Fourth Circuit will join it's sister courts and declare First and Fourth Amendment violations, therefore setting a precedent for all families in Virginia and those in the Fourth Circuit. Ideally, I will get monetary compensation for severe injuries and damages for severe deprivation of my constitutional rights.

Ideally, I'll learn some about IIED in the process. I've never sued for that before, my learning curve here will be steep!

Ideally I’d have a million dollars. Ideally you wouldn’t be a fucking moron. These things happening are about as remote as the above things taking place.

Ideally you’ll keep up with your moronic abuse of the law so that we can continue to laugh at you. That seems to be the most probable outcome.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

Attempted murder? Sorry, I don't do things halfway.

It must've been Walt Whitman that famously came out against half measures. Only full measures.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well, then again, there is "mutual combat" laws. Let me look into it.

Which one of you men aren't too chicken shit to fight my husband? (I'll ask him if he wants to)

I don't pick fights with children, midgets, or the mentally retarded, sorry. Plus I'm Buddhist, so there's that too.

 

[Toasty]

I don't pick fights with children, midgets, or the mentally retarded, sorry. Plus I'm Buddhist, so there's that too.

You've encompassed her entire household. Every single person in it falls into one or more of those categories.
How are we supposed to get any thing done with you being all kind and compassionate and whatnot?

 

[redcent]

TBH I thought when cps came to her she'd go all psycho and shoot her kids in a fit of possessive rage.

Somehow this is even more stupid

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Uh, no. I'm actually going to reply to this suit and demand compensation for you wasting my time and intentionally abusing the court.

Oh, by all means, file something idiotic like that to show me just how stupid you are!

TBH I thought when cps came to her she'd go all psycho and shoot her kids in a fit of possessive rage.

Somehow this is even more stupid

You couldn't even wait for me to put my dead mother's body in the ground before you called CPS. You people are pathetic.

Now my mom's ghost can haunt you. We didn't have the best relationship but the last thing my mom ever told me was that she would always love me.

One thing my mom would not allow would be something like this on her grandchildren.

I hope her ghost comes and gets you!

 

[White Baby]

You couldn't even wait for me to put my dead mother's body in the ground before you called CPS. You people are pathetic.

Now my mom's ghost can haunt you. We didn't have the best relationship but the last thing my mom ever told me was that she would always love me.

One thing my mom would not allow would be something like this on her grandchildren.

I hope her ghost comes and gets you!

When was the last time you let your mother even speak to her grandchildren before she died?