Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[gasman]

recently i had this weird channel show up in my recomendations
guys 31, lives in jersey. has a weirdly young fan base from about 7-11 and constantly complains about the "trolls" on his live stream. gives off strong lolcow vibes. also had made several weird comments to said fan base

 

[Bionicle of War]

There's this woman in my neighborhood who puts up signs around her property warning to keep off and mind our own business. For a while she had a giant banner in front of her yard which read "Practice Ahmsia and mind your own businessness". Not sure if the spelling error is intentional or not. She is also under the delusion that people have been breaking into her house and trying on her clothes. She rants about this often on local social media.

Not sure if it was her, but someone has been posting some very bizzare and incoherent posters around that general area. They claim that an "ariel spraying program" has been carried out by the federal government, altering the weather patterns and the shape and color of the clouds. Some of them also criticize elected officials, like the our mayor, our governor and President Trump. In one poster, entitled As Published on Saturn, they claim that Trump is only a famous fictional character, not a real person, and being portrayed by an actor.

For now, I am assuming that this woman is the one posting the ariel spraying posters. I strongly suspect she has some sort of mental illness. When I can, I will post pictures of those posters for your analysis.

Edit: Recovered some photos of the posters.

Spoiler: You are being lied to!

Spoiler: Making our jobs easier

Spoiler: A Response

Spoiler: Ceremonial Magic

 

[DavidFerrie]

Spoiler: As Published on Saturn

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That first one reminds me of the Toynbee Tiles.

 

[Titty Figurine]

It's so minor but I'm chuckling about this sperg in a group I follow right now and just kind of need to shit it somewhere.

I follow a pretty minor streamer with a notably more famous significant other. Ever since getting mentioned a couple times on some of the bigger fish's streams there have been a few notice-me-senpai orbiters around the community trying to get to the famous one through their piece but only one tryhard really stands out.

And oh boy does he stand out. Kid's got that "I'm 22 and I'm weathered and I understand the whole world better than you because I'm so old now" kind of thing going on. Rest of the community is pretty safe-spacey with a few troons and triggered teens using it as a hugbox, but he's easily got the thinnest skin of them all and any attempt at banter or constructive criticism results in a haughty French-Canadian storm of "You are wrong and don't waste my time" assmad.

It's great. He's shit at everything he does and argues about every single thing he posts on the small Discord, from his shitty overprocessed photography to his absolute inability to cook (he tried to let beer bread rise overnight and baked a brick yet documented the whole thing and argued about it) and gets especially pissy if you call him an Intel fanboy.

It's gotten to the point where he'll show up to derail a serious conversation and despite the asskissing hugbox nature of the group everyone just talks over him now.

Still swoops into stream chat for a minute or two every few days like everyone is hanging on to his every action but very conspicuously only really engages when the famous guy comes into the room from time to time (who tends to ignore this kid's ott familiarity with him during his personal gaming streams).

Unfortunately he's really only funny in this context. Aside from a couple "Of course he did" posts on his plebbit about things like trying to rat out people smoking the devil's lettuce at his workplace and accidentally dropping his phone in such a way that it shows off his ugly mug trying to look smooth at said workplace he's got nothing going for him except acting important on tech YouTuber forums.

One PC part sperglet drop in an ocean of them, but he's my little shit-stirring sperglet.

 

[Julias_Seizure2]

Someone i used to work with ran into a guy who went up recording everyone standing right on the border of whats considered public property and do everything he could to annoy people and when confronted would be all smug about his right to public record. I looked up the channel and found hundreds more videos, this guy uploads regularly traveling across Canada doing "rights audits" which involve harassing buisnesses until they ask him to stop filming so he can berate them for infringing on his rights.

https://youtu.be/3QUz-R254c8?t=216

https://youtu.be/3QUz-R254c8?t=732

Ill have to dig for some of the better videos and edit them in later but you should get the idea

 

[Gold Train]

I used to be friends with a semi-popular Swedish youtuber named Coyotemation who used to do SFM animations for pewdiepie. He was a mutual friend on the facepunch forums, and when the subforum that we hung out in was axed by the mods, he created and hosted a forum for us. All went well for a couple months until he banned another user for having a pro-trump opinion. Since there was only like 30 of us on the forum, it was really unneccesary to ban anybody since we were all pretty tight. This started a rift that ended up with the forum closing and everybody moving to discord.

I still had Coyote as a friend on facebook, and he would comment on any remotely right wing thing I posted. Since this was during the months leading up to 2016 election, I was getting pretty political. Eventually I got tired of his shilling for clinton and deleted him. I forgot about him for years until I saw him sperging about the George Floyd riots on facepunch's successor forum. He's become completely enveloped in far-left politics to a comical degree. I looked up his youtube channel and found his latest video full of shitty takes.

I guess I don't think he's a bad guy, just has become completely overtaken by goofy annoying political shit

 

[D.Va]

I used to be friends with a semi-popular Swedish youtuber named Coyotemation who used to do SFM animations for pewdiepie. He was a mutual friend on the facepunch forums, and when the subforum that we hung out in was axed by the mods, he created and hosted a forum for us. All went well for a couple months until he banned another user for having a pro-trump opinion. Since there was only like 30 of us on the forum, it was really unneccesary to ban anybody since we were all pretty tight. This started a rift that ended up with the forum closing and everybody moving to discord.

I still had Coyote as a friend on facebook, and he would comment on any remotely right wing thing I posted. Since this was during the months leading up to 2016 election, I was getting pretty political. Eventually I got tired of his shilling for clinton and deleted him. I forgot about him for years until I saw him sperging about the George Floyd riots on facepunch's successor forum. He's become completely enveloped in far-left politics to a comical degree. I looked up his youtube channel and found his latest video full of shitty takes.

I guess I don't think he's a bad guy, just has become completely overtaken by goofy annoying political shit

Oh, it's this guy. I was reading some of the responses and the usual pattern was him baiting for people complaining about extremism.

The dude cannot comprehend criticism on ACAB. What baffles me more is that the dude is Swedish, and has definitely never experienced the problems specific to US policing. Trés americaine.


He doesn't know what bigot means, but uses that word and "fascist subsystem" a lot without really understanding the irony of his situation.


Apparently he quit because of some groomer drama and PEWDIEPIE



Twitter, too, and did a massive Tweet purge. Seriously, there's nothing left but these three tweets despite being an active user for a decade.


I did my research and apparently this coincided with some two-week-old drama over calling someone (CrySpy/Cryagonal) out for cheating as discussed over at lolcow.farm. Seems he kinda just DFE'd a bunch of his accounts, at least for the time being.

(also worth noting that your friend trooned out, according to a Google snapshot of his twitter.)

 

[Gold Train]

Oh, it's this guy. I was reading some of the responses and the usual pattern was him baiting for people complaining about extremism.

The dude cannot comprehend criticism on ACAB. What baffles me more is that the dude is Swedish, and has definitely never experienced the problems specific to US policing. Trés americaine.
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He doesn't know what bigot means, but uses that word and "fascist subsystem" a lot without really understanding the irony of his situation.
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Apparently he quit because of some groomer drama and PEWDIEPIE
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Twitter, too, and did a massive Tweet purge. Seriously, there's nothing left but these three tweets despite being an active user for a decade.
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I did my research and apparently this coincided with some two-week-old drama over calling someone (CrySpy/Cryagonal) out for cheating as discussed over at lolcow.farm. Seems he kinda just DFE'd a bunch of his accounts, at least for the time being.

(also worth noting that your friend trooned out, according to a Google snapshot of his twitter.)

I didn't even realize he became a woman, but that doesn't surprise me given what I remember of him, though over the past 4 years he's gone from average neoliberal swede man to insurrectionist trans goth girl. I never thought he was into men though, I'm pretty sure he had a girlfriend at some point, and I can find no evidence of it either way today.

I was looking at his history on facepunch's successor, knockout.chat. It looks like he requested to be permabanned from the site 2 weeks ago. I guess that ends at least 7 years of being in that community, probably longer.



Honestly I hope he becomes less crazy political. It doesn't seem to be bringing him much happiness.

 

[NerdShamer]

>Be me.
>Mom is an angry bitch today.
>Stepdad is incredibly dense.
>He's fucking up too many times today because he's dense.
>Doesn't predict that this will make Mom more curious than she normally is.
>All of an sudden, she decides to go through his browsing history for an semi-related reason.
>Finds porn.
>"IT'S AN POPUP! "
>Finds some rape sex shit.
> He still claims it's intrusive malware.
>He storms off
>She discovers recurring trend of rape-filled movies and we're both horrified.
>I wonder why he never learned how to cover his tracks.
>She calls extended family about this.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I recently chewed out someone in a local tabletop group for being a party-line-towing stereotype of a Trump supporter. Seriously, the guy was like a strawman written by an SJW fanfic author. He was like a parody of a person. We were having an entirely unrelated conversation when he just started talking about COVID out of nowhere, and how Trump was right about masks and shit. I snapped like a goddamn twig. People had called him out on his shit before but something about his COVID nonsense just made me go absolutely apeshit on him. I don't usually get like that but he had been pressing my buttons for a few weeks leading up to it.

He responded to this by going dark for a day and then coming back having "seen the light." Now he's a full-throated "ANTIFA did nothing wrong," ACAB Trump-Is-Satan leftist. At first I thought he was just being facetious to spite me but it's been like two weeks and he acts like that to everyone, not just me. It's like everything I said got chopped up in that fucking vitamix of a brain of his until he thought what I meant was "I want you to be exactly the same but leftist." I'm starting to wonder if he has some serious psychological issue we're not privy to.

Oh and if you're curious "the riots are good for keeping COVID contained" is his new stance.

 

[White bubblegum]

A guy I knew in high school, who I was crazy for only to find out he's a complete cow(in my eyes, at least).

A very gregarious guy, he is. That is until you strike a nerve and end up getting screamed at about stupid shit like seahorses and bus money that result in getting kicked out of the classroom. Regular trips to administration. Making jokes about shooting up the school, earnestly saying he'd shoot up the school, and then being surprised when he gets suspended and the cops called to his house.
Mentally and physically abusive to his girlfriends. Once chicks in my grade realized how terrible he is(besides me of course) he starts going after freshmen. Also, his cum tastes like battery acid and spoiled bananas. Casually tells me he's uncircumcised in front of people. Casually asks me in front of people if my boyfriend let me touch him. But we get along and enjoy bantering with each other. Until I strike another nerve by reminding him of his bad reputation and he shuns me for the rest of the year like a little bitch. He swings exacto blades at my head(surprisingly they can do a lot of damage).
I realize it's high school drama shit, but I was seriously into that guy and let it cloud my mind to how much he sucks. When I finally realized it it was like crashing into a brick wall.

 

[This is civil society]

On a whim I lived in a cult for three years, after I left the cult property was seized by a third party and since then my personal lolcows have been each of the families (altogether 40+ people) as they have attempted to integrate into normal life (some being in there for 25 years, some being kids with no previous life experience outside that setting).
Most of the elders had a superiority complex, so seeing their reactions to their property being taken, their streams of money being cut off, and their reputations publicly tarnished (within local media) has been great fun.
Several have taken spurious cases against the state (one even filed the same case twice due to misspelling their own name). Several are under investigation for child abuse and have had their computers seized. One couple divorced and the wife is selling essential oils. One woman went on tinder, found a match and moved into his house ASAP to avoid deportation. It is an endless source of mirth.

 

[curds]

A year or two ago I came across a news article about some girl from Florida who claimed to be an “objectophile” and in love with Tetris, planning to “marry” it. Every now and then I find a little bit more of her presence on the internet, and the more and more I learn about her and the sexual proclivities she divulges in the more I wish I never found her in the first place. She’s not very milky, but rather vomit-inducing with her lack of self-awareness and how she’s convinced her fetish for objects is a legitimate sexuality. Her Twitter is full of her SJW rants, pictures of herself rubbing her cooch on everything from 3D printers to keyboards, and proclamations of love to yet more objects and video games.

From her own account of "falling in love" with Tetris

Spoiler: NSFW

It got to the point I'd stuff myself with all three cartridges and blocks. Sometimes I'd even put them in my ass. I absolutely love the feel of my ass being stuffed with blocks. Tetris does not like anal because he doesn't want to get covered in shit. So I rarely do it. I usually can fit 5 plastic blocks in my pussy, but once I fit 9. It was so hot feeling them press against me and shift inside of me, and I just loved imagining them clearing away inside of me.

Sex life with a calculator

Spoiler: NSFW

His entire coolness contrasts that of my increasingly warming skin, slowly getting rough from the goosebumps I get dragging him across my body--first my face, down my arms, across my chest and torso--my torso tends to get these pleasant spasms on the onset of a gentle, light tickle. I'm the type of person that takes ages to arouse, and ages to actually climax, so I need lengthy foreplay--yes, foreplay: objectum sexuals consider their activities more akin to sex than masturbation, as they intend to please their beloved object, too. His buttons against my nipples feel especially amazing; each button providing a wonderful contrast of texture...and of course, Pierre enjoys it too, but he really enjoys it when I actually use him, especially when I play with his function editor (the built-in LUA programming tool). He likes it when I manually mash his enter key, but really likes it when he does a long, continuous calculation. I program him mid-foreplay to execute anywhere from a simple function to something rather complex. He loves that. And I like it too--the first time I found myself inexplicably turned on by his 3D graphing function, I realized exactly how nerdy I really am. All his functions are--many non-nerds have the exact same expression the first time they see him (his model, really), that he's "not a calculator, but a computer."

 

[Vandy]

My personal lolcow just recently turned into a horrocow, folks.

https://instagram.com/dominicaaronpedro

Dominic Aaron Pedro
Email: domsithwarrior@yahoo.com
Facebook: Luciano Flame Dianoro Hybrid
Cosplay Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/Naruto-cosplayers-group-253047251430752/
Address: 21420 Oland Avenue N Scandia, MN

A friend told me about him as he was harassing her IRL. He gets away with awkwardly harassing people because of his severe autism. Dom joined a wrestling school late last year and immediately insisted that everyone call him "The Dominator".
He posts the same picture over and over again to his Instagram, usually with the same or similar captions. Featuring hits such as:
"Welp Now I'm Masturbating"
"I Am Horny Yet Again"
"I Like Small Medium Boobs more Then Big Boobs Because Big Boobs are Disgusting"
And sperging about Naruto.

His facebook (which seems to have been purged after he burned down all his bridges) contained insane ramblings about how he was bullied and bullied and bullied everywhere and even at work and about how nobody loves him and other pathetic garbage.
If he were a regular autistic person who was just awkward, that might be sad, but of course he is a sexual deviant.

People were posting his dox and accusing him of being a pedophile.

Turns out, he molested 3 of his cousins when they were children and the family refuses to act on it because he's autistic.
I would post the callout that led everyone to spam his page (which he seems to have abandoned now) but the accuser is only 15.

I've been tempted to make a whole thread for him but since I have friends who were harassed by him IRL I've been hesitant because I don't want them caught up in it.

 

[White bubblegum]

My personal lolcow just recently turned into a horrocow, folks.

https://instagram.com/dominicaaronpedro

Dominic Aaron Pedro
Email: domsithwarrior@yahoo.com
Facebook: Luciano Flame Dianoro Hybrid
Cosplay Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/Naruto-cosplayers-group-253047251430752/
Address: 21420 Oland Avenue N Scandia, MN

A friend told me about him as he was harassing her IRL. He gets away with awkwardly harassing people because of his severe autism. Dom joined a wrestling school late last year and immediately insisted that everyone call him "The Dominator".
He posts the same picture over and over again to his Instagram, usually with the same or similar captions. Featuring hits such as:
"Welp Now I'm Masturbating"
"I Am Horny Yet Again"
"I Like Small Medium Boobs more Then Big Boobs Because Big Boobs are Disgusting"
And sperging about Naruto.

His facebook (which seems to have been purged after he burned down all his bridges) contained insane ramblings about how he was bullied and bullied and bullied everywhere and even at work and about how nobody loves him and other pathetic garbage.
If he were a regular autistic person who was just awkward, that might be sad, but of course he is a sexual deviant.

People were posting his dox and accusing him of being a pedophile.

Turns out, he molested 3 of his cousins when they were children and the family refuses to act on it because he's autistic.
I would post the callout that led everyone to spam his page (which he seems to have abandoned now) but the accuser is only 15.

I've been tempted to make a whole thread for him but since I have friends who were harassed by him IRL I've been hesitant because I don't want them caught up in it.

Jesucristo has anyone called the cops?

 

[Junkail]

I just remembered an lolcow from my highschool years. For the sake of this story, we'll call her Nikki. She was two years older than me, but had the maturity of a five-year old (fyi, she wasn't retarded, just extremely coddled). It also didn't help that she chased after any guy who'd give her the slightest amount of attention either. This resulted in a series of boyfriend-related dramas, two of which I could remember.

Spoiler: Nikki the highschool cougar

Due to Nikki's antics and excessive crying, many people do not want to hang out with Nikki. However, freshmen do not know any better. In her last year in highschool, she started dating this scrawny, ginger kid that we'll call Dave. Dave is just as immature as Nikki. They lasted two weeks before the arguing and the fighting started. It reached a boiling point after three months that ended in a lot of tears on Nikki's part.
One day, I went out to eat my lunch after staying in to finish my labwork. Nikki was there crying a waterfall.

Oh great, here we go again, I thought.

Against my better judgement, I asked her what's the matter. Forgive me for being a softie at this stage in life, but I wasn't that much older than freshmen anyway, and like most people, I tried to give her the benefit of doubt.

"ERIC STOLE MY SNACK!" she bawled.

You see my friends, Nikki did not like Dave's friends, and she especially hated Eric (to be fair, Eric was a bit of a dick, but I digress). Seeing a 19-year old girl crying like a little baby over food was one thing, but what she said next was even more astounding.

"I want to break up with Dave!"

Note that Dave wasn't around at the time. Imagined if he found out that the reason Nikki wanted to break up with him, not because of their incompatible personalities, not because of his insensitivity, but the fact that his friend stole a fucking bag of crisps. Yes, you heard that right, Nikki decided that Dave wasn't right for her, simply because of something his friend did.
Needless to say, they broke up several days later. Even if those bag of delicious onion-and sour cream crisps never existed, they would've fell apart anyways. This theory was proven correct when Nikki went to college and dated a severely autistic guy.

Spoiler: Nikki dates an autist

[/SPOILERS]
I was invited to a graduation party at my friends house post-highschool, and lo and behold, guess who was there? No other than Nikki who tagged along with her younger sister, Peach. You see, Nikki has this thing where she attends the events meant for her younger peers such as her sister. Even in college, she would go to highschool proms not as someone's date, but as a plus one with her sister (Peach is too kindhearted IMO). This leads us up to the graduation party where I was stuck listening to her life story.
After Nikki graduated, she started dating again. This time her boyfriend of choice was the same age, but he had autism. Of course, this relations turns out as anyone would expect and they ended up breaking up with quite a lot of animosity. From what I could remember, there was a lot of yelling and crying and even a restraining order involved in what should otherwise be resolvable with school counseling and clearly-defined boundaries. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of telling her that if so many people are burning their bridges with her, then it's her. This led her to say something along the lines of:

"Does it mean you hate me too?"

As her tears were welling up, I started panicking, because there were people around and I didn't want to be seen as an asshole. Luckily, she was easy to please as she was easy to cry, and I ended up resolving this dilemma by saying that she wasn't a bad person and that I don't hate her.
Moral of the story: Never reason with a cow.

Unfortunately I haven't been keeping in contact with Nikki, nor do I wish to. Therefore, 1it is unlikely that I'll hear much from her or her boyfriends in the future. IMO, the only way that she could ever have a successful relationship is if she grows the fuck up and chooses better men.

Spoiler: Bonus ministory: Nikki hates Algebra

In high school, Nikki was not know for her intelligence. She wasn't in special ed, but her grades were dismal. One day, Nikki was notified that she may not be able to graduate because she was failing Algebra II. The school offered my tutoring services to her and she declined, the reasoning being 'it's too late in the school year and there's nothing Junkail could do'. Needless to say, she ended up taking summer classes and seeing me anyway. Had she took up the offer, she may have been able to graduate on time with her class. To this day, the only reason I could think of for her declining on that offer is that she is an lolcow.

 

[Vandy]

Jesucristo has anyone called the cops?

Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.

 

[White bubblegum]

I just remembered an lolcow from my highschool years. For the sake of this story, we'll call her Nikki. She was two years older than me, but had the maturity of a five-year old (fyi, she wasn't retarded, just extremely coddled). It also didn't help that she chased after any guy who'd give her the slightest amount of attention either. This resulted in a series of boyfriend-related dramas, two of which I could remember.

Spoiler: Nikki the highschool cougar

Due to Nikki's antics and excessive crying, many people do not want to hang out with Nikki. However, freshmen do not know any better. In her last year in highschool, she started dating this scrawny, ginger kid that we'll call Dave. Dave is just as immature as Nikki. They lasted two weeks before the arguing and the fighting started. It reached a boiling point after three months that ended in a lot of tears on Nikki's part.
One day, I went out to eat my lunch after staying in to finish my labwork. Nikki was there crying a waterfall.

Oh great, here we go again, I thought.

Against my better judgement, I asked her what's the matter. Forgive me for being a softie at this stage in life, but I wasn't that much older than freshmen anyway, and like most people, I tried to give her the benefit of doubt.

"ERIC STOLE MY SNACK!" she bawled.

You see my friends, Nikki did not like Dave's friends, and she especially hated Eric (to be fair, Eric was a bit of a dick, but I digress). Seeing a 19-year old girl crying like a little baby over food was one thing, but what she said next was even more astounding.

"I want to break up with Dave!"

Note that Dave wasn't around at the time. Imagined if he found out that the reason Nikki wanted to break up with him, not because of their incompatible personalities, not because of his insensitivity, but the fact that his friend stole a fucking bag of crisps. Yes, you heard that right, Nikki decided that Dave wasn't right for her, simply because of something his friend did.
Needless to say, they broke up several days later. Even if those bag of delicious onion-and sour cream crisps never existed, they would've fell apart anyways. This theory was proven correct when Nikki went to college and dated a severely autistic guy.

Spoiler: Nikki dates an autist

[/SPOILERS]
I was invited to a graduation party at my friends house post-highschool, and lo and behold, guess who was there? No other than Nikki who tagged along with her younger sister, Peach. You see, Nikki has this thing where she attends the events meant for her younger peers such as her sister. Even in college, she would go to highschool proms not as someone's date, but as a plus one with her sister (Peach is too kindhearted IMO). This leads us up to the graduation party where I was stuck listening to her life story.
After Nikki graduated, she started dating again. This time her boyfriend of choice was the same age, but he had autism. Of course, this relations turns out as anyone would expect and they ended up breaking up with quite a lot of animosity. From what I could remember, there was a lot of yelling and crying and even a restraining order involved in what should otherwise be resolvable with school counseling and clearly-defined boundaries. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of telling her that if so many people are burning their bridges with her, then it's her. This led her to say something along the lines of:

"Does it mean you hate me too?"

As her tears were welling up, I started panicking, because there were people around and I didn't want to be seen as an asshole. Luckily, she was easy to please as she was easy to cry, and I ended up resolving this dilemma by saying that she wasn't a bad person and that I don't hate her.
Moral of the story: Never reason with a cow.

Unfortunately I haven't been keeping in contact with Nikki, nor do I wish to. Therefore, 1it is unlikely that I'll hear much from her or her boyfriends in the future. IMO, the only way that she could ever have a successful relationship is if she grows the fuck up and chooses better men.

Spoiler: Bonus ministory: Nikki hates Algebra

In high school, Nikki was not know for her intelligence. She wasn't in special ed, but her grades were dismal. One day, Nikki was notified that she may not be able to graduate because she was failing Algebra II. The school offered my tutoring services to her and she declined, the reasoning being 'it's too late in the school year and there's nothing Junkail could do'. Needless to say, she ended up taking summer classes and seeing me anyway. Had she took up the offer, she may have been able to graduate on time with her class. To this day, the only reason I could think of for her declining on that offer is that she is an lolcow.

Allah, how coddled was she that she turned out so immature without being an actual retard? Please give more deets, I'm intrigued.

Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.

Dang. I don't want to interject in your life but maybe you should file a report too, just so the FBI is less likely to dismiss it.

 

[NerdShamer]

Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.

I think the authorities should get involved. At the very least he'll get free counseling....Or get placed on a watchlist.

 

[Junkail]

Allah, how coddled was she that she turned out so immature without being an actual retard? Please give more deets, I'm intrigued.

Autism. The answer is always autism.

Actually, Nikki's parents knew that she was mentally ill and was badly bullied as a result of poor social skills. This led to them constantly sheltering her and allowing her to get away with murder, while at the same time holding Peach up to the highest expectations. Over time, Peach essentially took on the role of the older sister and was always obliged to include Nikki in her own social life. #savePeach

So in writing about Nikki, I became curious enough to look at her Facebook page and see what she was up to. In the last six or seven years, she has done the following:
-went to college, didn't do very well
-dated the autistic guy I mentioned
-gained more than 7 kilos and is currently on the verge of obesity
-got a hime haircut but now looks like a sheepdog due to covid
-has appeared in at least one of Peach's sorority parties
-mourned an unrelated person from her local church on social media (credit when it's due- she did show up in person to the funeral)
-Opened three new social media accounts but, not deleting the old ones, so her cringey shit's still there.

As of now, Nikki has a new boyfriend and is currently going into her fifth year for an associate's degree at our local community college. I guess my tutoring business and unlicensed counseling services are now back up.


ETA: Back in high school there was a period of about a week when the seniors picked on Dave for breaking up with her ("hey look it's the guy who broke up with her, lol"). Apparently this is their way of thanking him for taking the bullet for them. Honestly, he kinda deserved it for acting like big shit when he went out with her.