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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack then pauses the video to talk about how, in a couple weeks, he's getting his other foot worked on at the hospital. But, if you remember only a couple thread pages ago, Jack cancelled his appointment due to general anti-mask/anti-test autism.

False. If you remember, there is a video in this very thread of Jack backpedaling on his refusal of the test as a requirement for the surgery. As far as we all know, Jack had his surgery today.
 
False. If you remember, there is a video in this very thread of Jack backpedaling on his refusal of the test as a requirement for the surgery. As far as we all know, Jack had his surgery today.

Oops I missed that vid. I'll edit the post.

Since he's actually doing the surgery now, will he be able to 'walk' like 'normal' after both feet are done or will he be left with some problems?
 
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Oops I missed that vid. I'll edit the post.

Since he's actually doing the surgery now, will he be able to 'walk' like 'normal' after both feet are done or will he be left with some problems?

It's hard to say. Any major surgery can produce rapidly different results. Especially for something as serious as an achilles injury. The achilles tendon is not something you want to fuck with. There's been professional athletes that have had an easier time rebounding from an ACL injury than they have with an achilles injury.

If I was to make a safe bet on rent, Jack won't be walking normally. He's in such poor shape as it is. On top of that he has a horde of other serious health problems the will effect his recovery. The entire reason why he's had to have these surgeries to begin is because he walked a small portion of a 5K. That's not a good sign.

We also know from his stroke experience that he won't rehab his legs properly. If he couldn't do it properly for his one arm then he certainly isn't going to be doing so for his legs. I honestly think the chances are pretty high that he might be permanently confined to a wheelchair or crutches after this.
 
The live chat is probably off tomorrow either way due to the surgery. The great part is that even if he died during surgery caused by his poor diet and exercise habits, we'll probably still get to laugh at him for a couple more weeks when his scheduled videos premiere.
 
He's probably watching this thread. Don't give him ideas, G.
I like suffering.
The live chat is probably off tomorrow either way due to the surgery. The great part is that even if he died during surgery caused by his poor diet and exercise habits, we'll probably still get to laugh at him for a couple more weeks when his scheduled videos premiere.
We'll also get a bunch of hammy facebook posts from the family. I wonder what Charles would say :(
 
A couple of things worth noting as we wait for Jack to return to social media. (:optimistic:)

Tammy worked for T Com, a telecommunications construction company that currently prides itself on “bringing 5G technology to the southeast.”

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On June 17, T Com introduced a new COO.

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I was of the mindset that Tammy was furloughed or laid off due to the current economic climate, but the company is growing—expanding into Alabama while also announcing that new locations will be coming soon.

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While it’s possible the new COO entered and decided to shake things up, there is still the possibility that she was straight-up sacked. I haven’t found anything from the company (or directed at the company) regarding layoffs, but I’m going to keep my eye on Tennessee’s Department of Labour and Workforce Development page in the event anything becomes listed.

Edit: fixed URL.
 
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Well, he's still alive, Livestream is going on now
He's constantly coughing and clearing his throat, blaming it on "the stuff they put in you when you undergo surgery" or whatever. Rate me optimistic, but... could it be...?

-EDIT- Further into the stream (skip to 27:32) he revealed Jack Jr. and Tammy Jr. are getting legally married tomorrow. No real ceremony for now, they're planning on doing that once the COVID-19 situation has blown over.

-EDIT2- LOL. At 42:17 Jack literally said "I have nothing against racism" while ranting about people loving to analyze the things he says to catch him say stupid shit. Oh, this is gold. :lit:

Fuck, I don't seem to be able to archive the video at this moment, so here's a clip:

 
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Jack telling his story of asking his doctor what the difference swabbing the inside of his mouth vs the back of the nose for Covid. The problem with this country is people like Jack who think they are the smartest person in the room. What happened to Jack stop complaining? He's back to his normal self and will probably gorge on an enormous amount of food like usual.
 
He's constantly coughing and clearing his throat, blaming it on "the stuff they put in you when you undergo surgery" or whatever. Rate me optimistic, but... could it be...?

-EDIT- Further into the stream (skip to 27:32) he revealed Jack Jr. and Tammy Jr. are getting legally married tomorrow. No real ceremony for now, they're planning on doing that once the COVID-19 situation has blown over.

Didn't they just have some stupid teenager kinda-sorta breakup a month ago because Tammy Jr. thought Jack Jr. only wants to marry her because she doesn't put out? And I hope to God that they live with Jack instead of her parents, it's got some real incel rage potential for Jack.
 
Didn't they just have some stupid teenager kinda-sorta breakup a month ago because Tammy Jr. thought Jack Jr. only wants to marry her because she doesn't put out? And I hope to God that they live with Jack instead of her parents, it's got some real incel rage potential for Jack.
Lol what?
Jack Jr. proposed to her while wearing a lebron lakers jersey or something, then posts on facebook that a great thing about getting married to TJ (Tammy Jr.) is that they can now have sleepovers.
Then Jack Sr. posted something about "Where is somewhere Jack Jr can get married as cheap as possible?"
Then there was radio silence for a while then Jack mentioned in passing that the wedding was delayed for a while and now today he says they're getting legally married.
I don't think there was anything more than that unless I missed something.
 
For Jack to get a job it would require, no skills, no walking, only one arm, no Covid testing, and zero other people applying. I can't imagine any job he could do.

With the way he eats he could probably suck a mean dick.

$21 to $338 monthly for JOTG. its safe to say he's not making anything from JOTG

I doubt JOTG even makes enough to pay for his gluttonous orgies on the show.

The biggest sin of all is using pellets.

Are they really that terrible? People I know who smoke actually just go out and get it from trees, either from actual dead wood or from bark, and do a mix of stuff. Like applewood and hickory is a great combo. But are pellets really that bad? I don't smoke.

The problem with this country is people like Jack who think they are the smartest person in the room.

It's also always the stupidest dumbfuck imaginable who thinks that. Like Jack.
 
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Well, he's still alive, Livestream is going on now
right before taking the covid test, jack asked his doctor why they couldn't just swab his cheek instead of going up his nose

apparently, jack's bf mitch is one of the mods on his live chats

"i'm done with arguing....if you make a mention and you're arguing one side or the other...unfollow." jack is one step away from disabling comments on FB at this point

jack now says the covid test was no big deal and that it didn't bother him

jack has a persistent cough and blames it on the anesthesia. "its in my lungs"

"i got one good arm and one good leg"

jack is telling people to be nice to one another and to be positive. might want to take your own advice fatty

jack is gonna be wheelchair bound for the next two weeks. "i'm gonna be here with my leg up so i don't get a blood clot and die."

he dropped food last night and stained his foot cast

jack's next CWJ video is going to be an "awesome asian burger"

"gordon ramsay follows me on twitter because i named his restaurant the winner of burger wars." i really doubt gordon ramsay watches burger wars, but ok jack

"people will hire me to help them build their channel"

someone mentions party cheese salad and jack immediately sends the person to the boys club

jack jr and future tammy are legally getting married tomorrow and want to hold the wedding in september

jack agains compares kaepernick to ryan leaf and calls him a horrible football player. one led his team to a super bowl and the other was one of the biggest busts in NFL history. try again, jack

jack gets triggered over someone calling him out for saying kaepernick is a horrible player

jack is boycotting the NFL because "they won't stay in their lane and they've gotten too political." but of course if they agreed with your politics, you'd be praising them

"i'm for a cure for breast cancer...but i don't want to see my football players in pink." jack showing off his male fragility

"you guys love trying to hook me on things....you guys love trying to prove me wrong....you guys love analyzing every word i say....it's almost like why bother talking?" god he's such a bitch
 
jack agains compares kaepernick to ryan leaf and calls him a horrible football player. one led his team to a super bowl and the other was one of the biggest busts in NFL history. try again, jack
In his last season in the league (2016), Colin Kaepernick possessed a better QBR than Tyrod Taylor, Phillip Rivers, Jameis Winston, Carson Wentz, Cam Newton, and Ryan Fitzpatrick—all of whom are still active and on NFL rosters.

“Tim Tebow had one good season.”

In his best season (2011), Tim Tebow had the 27th best QBR. Not good.
 
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