Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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He looks like he wants to kill her. Poor kid.

It’s the look of a kid who gets foisted off onto Jolene or other people while she turns tricks, goes on fatcations with other fat girls in Palm Springs, and drives two hours to get champagne cake. Then when she is home, she talks about how she hates the color of his skin and searching for pee oh cees to pretend to be friends with on Instagram. She didn’t talk about her kids at all during her birthday. Even as a four year old, he can tell at a visceral level how little Tubby Tess cares about him. I don’t even think she considers them accessories at this point, just nuisances. She would love nothing better than to dump Bowie off on someone like she did Rylee.

I wonder how close she is to hit 500 elbees. :thinking:
It would be glorious if she ended up in my 600lb life. Because we all KNOW she would jump on the opportunity if she got the chance.

I disagree, Tess is not capable of jumping at this point.

I believe she got a whole dozen cupcakes by the look of the box.

Also:
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Here we see Tess being transparent about this woke shit and what the end goal is. She’s not concerned about cancel culture for others, only herself. She knows that she’s a potential target. Being woke won’t save you Tess. Complaining about cancel culture is not a shield either.
 
I wonder how close she is to hit 500 elbees. :thinking:
It would be glorious if she ended up in my 600lb life. Because we all KNOW she would jump on the opportunity if she got the chance.

Would she do the money shot, i.e. the humiliating naked shower scene that they offer participants a few thousand extra bucks for? Place your bets!
 
Tess might want to watch it calling out Jefree.
He is a petty bitch and his fans are absolutely insane.
They love to roast low hanging fruit like Tess.

Tess’s new woke persona has her stumbling into all kinds of firing ranges; Jeffree Star, insane trannies at TransLifeLine, and woke POCs. She’s too stupid to see how quickly she’s going to be made the next target of canceling.
 
I know I'm about a day late, but I'm uploading the actual video for posterity, because it is just awful. How she can honestly think this makes her look good is beyond me, unless she really wanted to showcase her nipples pointing towards her trotters, that is.
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Holy shit. TikTok isn't at all difficult to use and she STILL fucked up. If you're going to do lip syncing, do it correctly. Holy shit.

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Of course Tess isn’t the one doing it. She’s made herself so fat that she couldn’t hold her arms like that for more than a few seconds.
The caption on the first one seemingly implies she doesn't live there....or she's covering her ass because she isn't on the lease and plausible deniability. Still, that's an odd way of talking about the house you live in.
 
Why do I get the impression that Bowie is somewhat of a brat? Probably nothing to do with his fatuous mother's idea of parenting, right?
Kids do act out and become little monsters when it's the only reliable way to get parental attention (even if it's negative attention). At his age, being a brat isn't a condemnation of the child, but of the parents who give him no choice but to be one in order to make his needs known. Whether those needs ever get met--well, that's another story.

He's got a mother who indulges and spoils him when it's easy for her to do so, or when he behaves in specific ways that please her--but then leaves him, sometimes for days on end. And she's been doing this practically since he was born, before he could even begin to comprehend why. Hell, he's still too young to comprehend why. He may have more reliable people in his life, but they're not his mother. And on top of that, his dad went far away, and his brother (who is clearly not the favorite; even little kids can pick that up) has been sent to live with somebody else.

So I would totally expect Bowie to be a "brat," because he has no means to make sense of his feelings of abandonment and uncertainty, and acting out in order to more reliably get the attention he needs from the adults in his life goes hand-in-hand with that.
Why should anyone pay for this chicks college fund? I'm still paying for mine via loans. Take out a loan like the rest of us. Oh wait... you're black, according to Tess, you can't be expected to earn your own way. (I have nothing against Joelle. I just get pissed when people expect handouts.)
That she's black also makes her eligible for all kinds of scholarships and grants that are not available to white students, plus she'll get preferential consideration for a lot of scholarships, grants, internships, etc. that are open to a wider range of applicants. And if she actually majors in something useful and plays her cards right, she'll have employers falling all over themselves to hire her before she even graduates--thus giving her the means to pay back her loans. If she's not majoring in something useful, why should I support bad decision-making?

I don't know her, and don't have anything against her, but she does have advantages in college and beyond that are based on her ancestry that white students don't. It's been that way since the '80s, and I'm sure there's a huge amount of financial resources available to black students now that weren't around back then.

But of course Tess wouldn't know that, having barely graduated from high school.
 
Kids do act out and become little monsters when it's the only reliable way to get parental attention (even if it's negative attention). At his age, being a brat isn't a condemnation of the child, but of the parents who give him no choice but to be one in order to make his needs known. Whether those needs ever get met--well, that's another story.

He's got a mother who indulges and spoils him when it's easy for her to do so, or when he behaves in specific ways that please her--but then leaves him, sometimes for days on end. And she's been doing this practically since he was born, before he could even begin to comprehend why. Hell, he's still too young to comprehend why. He may have more reliable people in his life, but they're not his mother. And on top of that, his dad went far away, and his brother (who is clearly not the favorite; even little kids can pick that up) has been sent to live with somebody else.

So I would totally expect Bowie to be a "brat," because he has no means to make sense of his feelings of abandonment and uncertainty, and acting out in order to more reliably get the attention he needs from the adults in his life goes hand-in-hand with that.

Yeah, that was my point, if put sarcastically. Tess has provided the kid with a less than stellar homelife. It's spiralling toward what social workers call 'chaotic' at this point, with mother farming out older brother to fuck knows who, disappearing off to hook and likely drinking heavily. Then there's the drug use that Tess and Jolene aren't exactly careful about mentioning. I don't doubt the home life was awful before Daddy Nick fucked off back to Oz; sounds like he was a histrionic nightmare prone to temper tanrums and being drunk and high around the kids. No surprise Bowie may just turn out to have some less than great personality traits with the constantly wavering attention of a narc and her asskisser as well as random others he's palmed off with when Fat Friends Weekends and feeders call.
 
That she's black also makes her eligible for all kinds of scholarships and grants that are not available to white students, plus she'll get preferential consideration for a lot of scholarships, grants, internships, etc. that are open to a wider range of applicants. And if she actually majors in something useful and plays her cards right, she'll have employers falling all over themselves to hire her before she even graduates--thus giving her the means to pay back her loans. If she's not majoring in something useful, why should I support bad decision-making?
I was considering going back to college for awhile. I decided to look into what sort of scholarships I could get. The answer is none. Nearly everything I found (save for the rare major-specific grants and financial aid) was all for either high school seniors (rather than returning adults) or minorities. Hell, in high school there was a grant that was for all black kids as long as they applied for it. So I see this, and honestly all I can think is 'how entitled can you be?' She should have no issues getting in and paying far less than white students.

I looked up the fundraiser.
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So it's for two semesters of art school. Interesting.
 
I was considering going back to college for awhile. I decided to look into what sort of scholarships I could get. The answer is none. Nearly everything I found (save for the rare major-specific grants and financial aid) was all for either high school seniors (rather than returning adults) or minorities. Hell, in high school there was a grant that was for all black kids as long as they applied for it. So I see this, and honestly all I can think is 'how entitled can you be?' She should have no issues getting in and paying far less than white students.

I looked up the fundraiser.
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So it's for two semesters of art school. Interesting.
Not that I don't wish this woman the absolute best in her endeavors as an artist and photographer, she chose to change her major and take on the extra classes, choosing to discard that educational progress. I think school is too expensive, and shouldnt cost a kidney that you then have to sell your kidney to pay back

but....

Not really my cross to bear.

In joelle's sort of defense, someone is doing the go fund me for her, it doesnt appear to be a beg. And Tess is just clout chasing. She'd donate, but you know... Madonna Inn cake... sorry Joelle...

(edited a few times because my autistic ass fucked up the quoting)
 
I think 'exhorbitant tuition costs' alienate POOR people, or people of limited finances who don't fancy life mired in debt for the next two decades, not 'people of colour' exclusively.

$16k a term for something with no real career route likely beyond doing further degrees and ... I mean, there are reasons people may not find it applicable to themselves that have fuck all to do with skin colour.
 
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