Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I bet she drove right after to grab some trash at some drive-thrus. We saw how she acted when she could not get chocolate in her coffee and then got it anyway. The moment she feels "punished" or denied; she just rebels right after.

It does not help that her vision of what is healthy is completely warped and she eats some really unappetizing stuff. It is not hard to grab some 0% Greek yogourt and add some maple syrup or honey as a base. Then you can add things like fresh fruits and/or cereal. Filling and tasty.

I do not even know at this point if she is either that dumb, is sabotaging herself on purpose or a mix of both. There are many appealing ways to prepare food that is not awful for you that can be found on the internet but she will simply not do it.
Preach. IMO, there is nothing better than Greek yogurt.

No clue what a diabetic can eat and can’t, but get vanilla 0% Greek yogurt, then add things such as walnuts, pecans, berries, mango, muslii, and you have something tasty and different you can eat every day. Mix it up with ice and a banana and you have a delicious smoothie/ milkshake substitute.

Make gazpacho on hot days, just chop fresh tomatoes, cucumber, celery, bell peppers, jalapeño, basil, and garlic with tomato and/or V8, let it chill a couple hours, and you have a bowl of no calorie soup you can have for lunch or dinner. She could probably add shrimp or avacado since she needs something more filling. Add some unflavored Greek yogurt instead of sour cream if you want that extra zing.

Boil a bunch of boneless skinless chicken breasts, chop them into pieces, add celery and parsley and a couple of tablespoons of low calorie mayo or Greek yogurt, get some arugula and fix some containers full of arugula with a cup of chicken and you have meals for a week.

Does she even have a Grill? Barbecued ke-bob with chicken and veggies would be fine, or even a filet. Marinate in a yogurt dill sauce. Have it with tomatoes instead of rice.

Greek yogurt is very versatile and delicious. Why in a hot and humid summer anybody would choose Taco Bell or Arby’s over any of the things I just said is a mystery.

I’m sure she’s never eaten like that. I wonder if she’s been to a farmers market and looked at anything but pie? Even when she cooks, it’s often very heavy pastas with meat and cheese sauces, never simple pasta with chopped tomatoes and herbs.

But a quick google and a world of healthy, tasty and simple recipes are right in front of you. She’d rather search ebay for fast food signs she’ll never buy. She’s worthy of shame.
 
Honestly bitchy kiss-my-ass Chantal was more entertaining. Stuffing her face with platefuls of ranch and pizza pizza without a care in the world and bitching out her endless fictitious list of ex lovers was iconic. At least that content required some creativity and was fun trashy entertainment. She almost recovered that attitude in her rage-filled Charlie Gold rant but it's not quite the same now because she's too self conscious about all the haydurs and her weight issues.

Absolutely. This is the type of shit that drew me into Chantal in the first place. Her stories weren't great but they could be entertaining. The thing is, it's not just her weight that has ballooned. Compare her story-telling back then to now and it's night and day. Sure, this video has been edited to cut out the pauses (which even existed then) but she was actually okay telling a story while eating. Now, it's like her brain is struggling to fire. The pauses are far more extensive. The 'you knows' and 'anyways...' much more common and the actual content of the stories way more basic.

I've said it before, but I'll repeat it, if it were anyone else, I'd feel bad for their complete mental decline. But it's hard to when it's Chantal. The thing is, there has absolutely been a mental decline.
 
@12:33 she notes that her seat belt wouldn't fit.......
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Ah fuck, I suppose it's time for some more autistic classical mechanics:

Buckle up ladies and gents, we're about to get funky...

Now, we all know that Chantal not wearing a seat belt is absolutely horrifying, but I wanted to know just how horrifying a crash would actually be.

Ass-umptions:
•No air resistance.
•No friction.
•Windshield resistance is omitted for the sake of modelling.

•I have absolutely no idea what brand, model or state her car is in (awful, probably) but apparently good ol' Canadia's speed limit is approximately 25mph (40kmh) so I'll go with that. I'll also have to assume that her car weighs approximately 1500kg.
According to Google, in a collision, a car •travelling at 60kmh travels approximately 25 metres before the driver fully applies the breaks.
Therefore, I'm going to assume that Chinny breaks fully at 17m. Although she wouldn't, because she's fat and self-absorbed and has the awareness of one of the Hartley hooligans (RIP, dear veggies).
•Chantal is approximately 450lbs AT LEAST. I'll eat my hat if she's anywhere near 399lbs, as she claims.

Momentum of the car:
P = m•v
P = (205 + 1200) • 8.941
P = 12562.1 kg·m/s

We now need to calculate work done, force and the kinetic energy:

W = KE = F•d
= 0.5•m•v^2
F = (0.5•m•v^2) ÷ d
(d = distance the "crumple zone" (bonnet) is crushed up into the car)

Plugging in our values, we get:
0.5•1750•(25m/s)^2 ÷ 0.75
= 729,166.666... N of force, which is approximately equal to 7100lbs of force.

To put this into multiple perspectives:
If she crashes, she'll be hit with the equivalent of:
•7 telephone poles.
Or,
•5 speedboats.
Or,
•An SUV.
Or,
•2.7 medium missiles.

TL;DR -
If she crashes, she'll be hit with the equivalent of:
•7 telephone poles.
Or,
•5 speedboats.
Or,
•An SUV.
Or,
•2.7 medium missiles.

If I were Chantal, I'd never drive ever again, I guess the beef 'n' cheddars are just too good.
I know this woman has absolutely no regard for her's or anyone else's safety, but goddammit, Chantal.

Then again, because of her weight, it doesn't really matter if she's wearing a seat belt or not. Even if she was she'd still emit over 5000lbs of force; approximately two medium missiles.

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She was trying so hard in the recent chimp out video not to seem angry. But it kept slipping out. I wonder if she cut out parts where she started raging. She keeps talking about shaming people is a bad thing. Its not when its warranted. I was going to compare it to not shitting in public should be shamed too, but then I remembered who I was talking about.

I think Yaba's videos trigger her the most so then she makes these big declarations of no more mukbangs. That and people pointing out to her where the in patient treatments are. If she any kind of compulsion control, she would wait 24 hours before posting a rant video just to see if she changes her mind.

If she does manage to not be right back tomorrow with a mukbang, she will be back to it when she sees her youtube coin going down and its time to order another pile of useless shit like a juice fast and sunglasses. I can't wait
 
She was trying so hard in the recent chimp out video not to seem angry. But it kept slipping out. I wonder if she cut out parts where she started raging. She keeps talking about shaming people is a bad thing. Its not when its warranted. I was going to compare it to not shitting in public should be shamed too, but then I remembered who I was talking about.

I think Yaba's videos trigger her the most so then she makes these big declarations of no more mukbangs. That and people pointing out to her where the in patient treatments are. If she any kind of compulsion control, she would wait 24 hours before posting a rant video just to see if she changes her mind.

If she does manage to not be right back tomorrow with a mukbang, she will be back to it when she sees her youtube coin going down and its time to order another pile of useless shit like a juice fast and sunglasses. I can't wait

Yaba's video may been part of the reason, but it's 50 people telling her that she could get inpatient treatment for her eating disorder that caused to turn off comments.
 
Ah fuck, I suppose it's time for some more autistic classical mechanics:

Buckle up ladies and gents, we're about to get funky...

Now, we all know that Chantal not wearing a seat belt is absolutely horrifying, but I wanted to know just how horrifying a crash would actually be.

Ass-umptions:
•No air resistance.
•No friction.
•Windshield resistance is omitted for the sake of modelling.

•I have absolutely no idea what brand, model or state her car is in (awful, probably) but apparently good ol' Canadia's speed limit is approximately 25mph (40kmh) so I'll go with that. I'll also have to assume that her car weighs approximately 1500kg.
According to Google, in a collision, a car •travelling at 60kmh travels approximately 25 metres before the driver fully applies the breaks.
Therefore, I'm going to assume that Chinny breaks fully at 17m. Although she wouldn't, because she's fat and self-absorbed and has the awareness of one of the Hartley hooligans (RIP, dear veggies).
•Chantal is approximately 450lbs AT LEAST. I'll eat my hat if she's anywhere near 399lbs, as she claims.

Momentum of the car:
P = m•v
P = (205 + 1200) • 8.941
P = 12562.1 kg·m/s

We now need to calculate work done, force and the kinetic energy:

W = KE = F•d
= 0.5•m•v^2
F = (0.5•m•v^2) ÷ d
(d = distance the "crumple zone" (bonnet) is crushed up into the car)

Plugging in our values, we get:
0.5•1750•(25m/s)^2 ÷ 0.75
= 729,166.666... N of force, which is approximately equal to 7100lbs of force.

To put this into multiple perspectives:
If she crashes, she'll be hit with the equivalent of:
•7 telephone poles.
Or,
•5 speedboats.
Or,
•An SUV.
Or,
•2.7 medium missiles.

TL;DR -
If she crashes, she'll be hit with the equivalent of:
•7 telephone poles.
Or,
•5 speedboats.
Or,
•An SUV.
Or,
•2.7 medium missiles.

If I were Chantal, I'd never drive ever again, I guess the beef 'n' cheddars are just too good.
I know this woman has absolutely no regard for her's or anyone else's safety, but goddammit, Chantal.

Then again, because of her weight, it doesn't really matter if she's wearing a seat belt or not. Even if she was she'd still emit over 5000lbs of force; approximately two medium missiles.

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FIVE speedboats gotdamn. I wonder, if she ends up crushing someone in a crash because she doesn't wear a seatbealt, could that be considered like involuntary manslaughter or something?

Of course, she's so big her body hitting someone on its own could still be called vehicular manslaughter .
 
Yaba's video may been part of the reason, but it's 50 people telling her that she could get inpatient treatment for her eating disorder that caused to turn off comments.
Not only that, but they even provided her specific names of programs and recommendations.

The audacity. “How dare people suggest constructive solutions” is basically the summary of the hostage-background latest video.

Honestly bitchy kiss-my-ass Chantal was more entertaining. Stuffing her face with platefuls of ranch and pizza pizza without a care in the world and bitching out her endless fictitious list of ex lovers was iconic. At least that content required some creativity and was fun trashy entertainment. She almost recovered that attitude in her rage-filled Charlie Gold rant but it's not quite the same now because she's too self conscious about all the haydurs and her weight issues.
If it makes you feel any better, chimpy chantal is 2 phases away. And instead of being months or even weeks-long, her cycles last a few hours now so you won’t have to wait long.

Beef n Cheddar vaccuuming, my channel my rules, haydurs can kiss my canadian white trash ass chantal is coming soon my friends:optimistic:
 
Preach. IMO, there is nothing better than Greek yogurt.

No clue what a diabetic can eat and can’t, but get vanilla 0% Greek yogurt, then add things such as walnuts, pecans, berries, mango, muslii, and you have something tasty and different you can eat every day. Mix it up with ice and a banana and you have a delicious smoothie/ milkshake substitute.

Make gazpacho on hot days, just chop fresh tomatoes, cucumber, celery, bell peppers, jalapeño, basil, and garlic with tomato and/or V8, let it chill a couple hours, and you have a bowl of no calorie soup you can have for lunch or dinner. She could probably add shrimp or avacado since she needs something more filling. Add some unflavored Greek yogurt instead of sour cream if you want that extra zing.

Boil a bunch of boneless skinless chicken breasts, chop them into pieces, add celery and parsley and a couple of tablespoons of low calorie mayo or Greek yogurt, get some arugula and fix some containers full of arugula with a cup of chicken and you have meals for a week.

Does she even have a Grill? Barbecued ke-bob with chicken and veggies would be fine, or even a filet. Marinate in a yogurt dill sauce. Have it with tomatoes instead of rice.

Greek yogurt is very versatile and delicious. Why in a hot and humid summer anybody would choose Taco Bell or Arby’s over any of the things I just said is a mystery.

I’m sure she’s never eaten like that. I wonder if she’s been to a farmers market and looked at anything but pie? Even when she cooks, it’s often very heavy pastas with meat and cheese sauces, never simple pasta with chopped tomatoes and herbs.

But a quick google and a world of healthy, tasty and simple recipes are right in front of you. She’d rather search ebay for fast food signs she’ll never buy. She’s worthy of shame.
Right now there seem to be two schools of nutritional thought for the Type 2 beetus: 1. Low carb and whole foods, which fits what you described. 2. Low fat whole foods vegan, much more difficult to adhere to and requiring of vitamin pills.

I would think low carb is much easier to adhere to for someone without iron willpower. What I just don't get is how she isn't scared shitless. Some people will do anything, however distasteful it seems at the outset, to yank the welcome mat out from under the Grim Reaper, and others seem to just bare their many chins to the blade. Obviously, Chantal is the latter.
 
What I just don't get is how she isn't scared shitless. Some people will do anything, however distasteful it seems at the outset, to yank the welcome mat out from under the Grim Reaper, and others seem to just bare their many chins to the blade. Obviously, Chantal is the latter.

It's pure hubris on her part. I don't think Chantal grasps just how fucked she is right now. It's as if her brain hasn't caught up to all the damage she's done to her body the last five-plus years. I really do believe she's conditioning herself into believing that she is fine and will be fine because, a decade ago, that's how things were. She could eat all she wanted, drink all she wanted and fuck around all she wanted with limited overall damage. Chantal was fat a decade ago, hell she was obese a decade ago but I bet her weight typically maintained at a certain point for quite a while and that gave her the illusion it'd always be like that.

She just doesn't get that once you hit your mid-30s, your body doesn't bounce back from that shit anymore. You don't get away with as much like you might have been able to before.

She can't process that. In her mind, she's always just a few weeks of dieting away from being skinny. It's a weird phenomenon but legit I think that's how she operates.
 

This came up on my recommended last night. She's so talking about Peetz, right? So...was Peetz her man, or was he the autistic roommate who walked around with his balls hanging out of his underwear? And, yes, I know...Chantal lies.

I am actually amazed at how healthy she looks in that video. Don't get me wrong, she's morbidly obese... But besides the obvious that she looks significantly slimmer, her skin looks better, her eyes look so freaking much more alive, she's bubbly and cunty but the good type of cunty, yaknowattamean? She looks like she's enjoying herself without a care in the world.

But the most shocking imo is that she looks a full decade younger. She aged 10-15 years since 2018.

We all know she declined since starting her channel, but this shows how bad it really is.


Blows my mind that people will try everything else under the sun before they even think about just eating less.

CICO is the real deal, and I don't understand why deathfats don't understand this very simple concept. I used to have a morbidly obese coworker who didn't want to give up his grilled cheese, chips and Coke for lunch, among all the other crap he was eating, but wanted to lose weight. He started counting his calories with good ol'MyFitnessPal. Dude lost over a hundred pounds in a year just by eating less of the same crap he couldn't give up for a salad.



Also please stop sperging about greek yogurt ffs.
 
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It's pure hubris on her part. I don't think Chantal grasps just how fucked she is right now. It's as if her brain hasn't caught up to all the damage she's done to her body the last five-plus years. I really do believe she's conditioning herself into believing that she is fine and will be fine because, a decade ago, that's how things were. She could eat all she wanted, drink all she wanted and fuck around all she wanted with limited overall damage. Chantal was fat a decade ago, hell she was obese a decade ago but I bet her weight typically maintained at a certain point for quite a while and that gave her the illusion it'd always be like that.

She just doesn't get that once you hit your mid-30s, your body doesn't bounce back from that shit anymore. You don't get away with as much like you might have been able to before.

She can't process that. In her mind, she's always just a few weeks of dieting away from being skinny. It's a weird phenomenon but legit I think that's how she operates.
Tomorrow's another day, she thinks? She's out of tomorrows. Her vision will deteriorate, wounds won't heal, cuts or pokes on the feet will get infected, and diabetic neuropathy is NOT fun. Common things like colds and flu will last longer and be more severe. She may start to experience calf cramping at night and restless leg syndrome. Blood sugar variations also interrupt sleep. And she's already having the pissing issue. UTIs and yeast infections will start taking place as well as the yeast and bacteria feed off of the excess sugar in the crotchal areas. It's like she doesn't go beyond "I guess this is bad for me." All the shit I described hurts, and losing your vision means you can't drive and your daily activities become fucked up. Sugar spikes and crashes also feel terrible and if it goes too high or too low you have a medical emergency that develops super fast. There is no food in the world worth that kind of suffering. Maybe she thinks that one day she will just fall over and die instead of slowly rotting away for years. No medication will save her if she keeps eating like this. Yes, my job title is Captain Obvious. LOL. If she reads here, and I think she does.... Captain Obvious is NOT exaggerating in the slightest.
 
I haven't done this in forever for Chantal, but here goes...
  • cue the shitty royalty free intro
  • HEY GUYSH
  • this bitch cant stand still
  • she is swaying like a bridge
  • how to stop binging!!
  • i do this wild thing called calorie counting, ever heard of it????
  • i didnt binge last night
  • eat enough food!!
  • balanced meals
  • DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME CRITICIZING ME
  • get blocked cunts
  • I need enough nutrition
  • muh eatin disorder
  • wheeze
  • wheeze
  • restriction bad
  • food diary
  • "I was voiding more water"
  • ate serving of all bran w strawberry and oat milk
  • drove peetz to the comic store
  • wanted mr sub
  • no
  • "tar" the scale
  • 29g of all bran
  • butchers those poor fucking strawberries
  • adding fatso peanut butter too
  • and a fried egg
  • I need a carb source, protein source, and fat source because of my rigorous exercising throughout the day
  • i dont want to be malnourished
  • TWO fried eggs
  • 393 cals for breakfast
  • adds 1 tablespoon of cinnamon on cereal
  • couple tablespoons of ketchup on her rubber balls she calls eggs
  • i dont have a spatula
  • nurse is coming
  • dressed fell off
  • almost compeltely healed!!
  • finds an old fortune under the six inch dust layer on her health food
  • coffee interlude
  • harrass sham
  • he is avoiding eye contact at all costs
  • avoids being brushed
  • he clearly hates it :(
  • mind you this is all happening on her counter where she makes food
  • TV time with BBJ
  • crave tv: chernobyl
  • i might watch hamiltom
  • cut to a spherical woman putting away dishes
  • this candle smells good!!
  • measures out ranch using a scale
  • assumes that an extremely creamy, viscous substance has the same density as water
  • never change chantal, you ignorant beast
  • snack: pickles, cucumbers, peppers, and a babybel
  • NOT measuring the vegetables
  • putting vegetable broth in mashed potatoes???
  • dry fried some ham (ie. burning and turning meat into charcoal)
  • ORGANIC, NO NITRATES
  • therefore healthy and 0 calories
  • cup of frozen vegetables
  • only 350 calories?????
  • mustard is a free food!!
  • craving chocolate: 60 cals
  • for final meal, EXTRA LEAN turkey bolognese
  • it looks like she scooped out the nuggets in the litter box and threw them in a tomato sauce
  • gonna make a "Sorbet" with blended WILD blueberries and almond milk
  • GOODBYE
 
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Ngl, the veggies and ranch look pretty appetizing, but Chantal lies (tm) and you know theres about 4000 kcal she didnt film.

I'd drum up some feelings for her obviously miserable life, but she placed herself squarely in that squalor.

I'd like to see all of these fatties have a better life, but none of them would be relevant if they changed the status quo
 
She ate the eggs in 3 bites. Maybe if she fucking chewed instead of going full anaconda, she might register fullness faster.

Mashed potatoes made with bouillon granules instead of the usual 1/3 cup of milk or almond milk.. as if that's the problem in the equation. Thank goodness that the entire ham, evidently cut by a blind person with a chainsaw, was dry fried. ...as if that's also the problem.

Essentially between the ranch, condiments like mustard and ketchup, pickles, bouillon granules, and ham, Chinny had a high caloric salt lick.

Her channel banner should just say,
"All ye who enter here, abandon hope".
 
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