Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Czolg]

Reading this thread made me almost choke from laughter and I bet that if I would sue kiwifarms because of that, I'd win faster than Melinda.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

The clerk filed it, DUMMY

The clerk filing it means jack shit, Linda. The clerk simply makes sure all the necessary boxes are filled in, they do not, and cannot assess the validity of any claims, nor does their accepting the document imply that the legal arguments made therein are not utter lunacy. They also have no means (but I bet they wish they did, in your case) to declare you a vexatious litigant.

Since you are a retard, I'll explain it by way of analogy:

Let's say your butt hurts.Really bad. You are convinced you have rectal cancer. So you present at the doctors office (court) demanding to the receptionist (clerk) you have ass-cancer. The receptionist takes your info and makes you an appointment. This does not, in fact confirm your self-diagnosis, but rather enables your butthurt to be examined at a later date by a highly trained professional in diagnosing butthurt.
Later, said doctor runs a bunch of tests,( or maybe just gives it a cursory glance) and decides that in fact your sore ass results from regularly sticking it in fire-ant nests for fun.
You protest and reee about getting a second opinion.
Final result? It was never asscancer in the firstplace, and doctor (judge) sends you on your way with admonishments to stop sticking your ass in dangerous places where it doesn't belong.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

But the clerk filed it, you dummy! That means the checks are practically in the mail! The clerks definitely don't file every piece of shit lawsuit that checks the technical boxes.

Oh wait, that's exactly what they do.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

lolno, that's not how it works. If you don't believe that my name is Dennis Thompson, then just list me as @SIGSEGV the same way that you did with @Rafal Gan Ganowicz, @Karl_der_Grosse, @Deadpool, and @The Jumping Dwarf.

Wait, the mountain jew is suing me? Has sued me, even? I didn't even notice. I honestly stopped paying attention a long while ago.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

The clerk filing it means jack shit, Linda. The clerk simply makes sure all the necessary boxes are filled in, they do not, and cannot assess the validity of any claims, nor does their accepting the document imply that the legal arguments made therein are not utter lunacy. They also have no means (but I bet they wish they did, in your case) to declare you a vexatious litigant.

Since you are a retard, I'll explain it by way of analogy:

Let's say your butt hurts.Really bad. You are convinced you have rectal cancer. So you present at the doctors office (court) demanding to the receptionist (clerk) you have ass-cancer. The receptionist takes your info and makes you an appointment. This does not, in fact confirm your self-diagnosis, but rather enables your butthurt to be examined at a later date by a highly trained professional in diagnosing butthurt.
Later, said doctor runs a bunch of tests,( or maybe just gives it a cursory glance) and decides that in fact your sore ass results from regularly sticking it in fire-ant nests for fun.
You protest and reee about getting a second opinion.
Final result? It was never asscancer in the firstplace, and doctor (judge) sends you on your way with admonishments to stop sticking your ass in dangerous places where it doesn't belong.

Incorrect. The Judges order the clerks to file the complaint. Since I attach a Petition to Proceed in forms pauperis to the top my Petition has to be signed off by a Judge first. Part of the requirement to have your Petition to Proceed in forma pauperis is having a valid reason to file. The Judges briefly look at the Complaint

A judge can, by his or her own discretion, and a clerk too btw, can refuse to file my Complaint.

Why haven't they all these times? Because it's not that I don't understand the law and don't have valid claims, it's because I have made technical errors in expressing it!

I've come a long way in three years. Learned a lot. I'd be careful to underestimate me.

That's the pot calling the fucking kettle black.

Marshall and I are transplants here, not native to this area. We are from big cities. Our customs and ways are entirely different.

Mama, doan say dirty thangs here. It ain't rite and YHWH doan lahk it atall.

He is the one who asked!

45% of the Bible, which was written by YHWH's directive, is about sexual private parts, sex, and sex scandals.

Nothing wrong with talking about private parts and sex in public. YHWH does it! And I'm not a Puritan.

Thanks for finally admitting you have a giant gaping vagina and it takes Marshall's fist to satisfy it because he has a baby dick

This is why you watch porn. You don't understand female anatomy so you're too inept to approach a real vagina with knowledge and confidence.

Obviously fist fucking only works if the women has a tighter vagina otherwise .....nevermind. I'm not going to help you under the female vagina. Stay stupid with your cheeseball porn

Are you adding me to your stupid lolsuit? Or are you too scared to fuck with me? What about our legally sanctioned fight? Too scared for that, too?

Marshall isn't afraid to fight you. You made a comment saying you were bringing the Marine Corps.

So which is it? You going to fight him or your bringing the Marine Corps to fight him?

 

[Swiss46]

Marshall isn't afraid to fight you. You made a comment saying you were bringing the Marine Corps.

So which is it? You going to fight him or your bringing the Marine Corps to fight him

Lol are you dumber than Marshall? Even he found out it was a copypasta retard.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Incorrect. The Judges order the clerks to file the complaint. Since I attach a Petition to Proceed in forms pauperis to the top my Petition has to be signed off by a Judge first. Part of the requirement to have your Petition to Proceed in forma pauperis is having a valid reason to file. The Judges briefly look at the Complaint

A judge can, by his or her own discretion, and a clerk too btw, can refuse to file my Complaint.

Why haven't they all these times? Because it's not that I don't understand the law and don't have valid claims, it's because I have made technical errors in expressing it!

I've come a long way in three years. Learned a lot. I'd be careful to underestimate me.




Marshall and I are transplants here, not native to this area. We are from big cities. Our customs and ways are entirely different.




He is the one who asked!

45% of the Bible, which was written by YHWH's directive, is about sexual private parts, sex, and sex scandals.

Nothing wrong with talking about private parts and sex in public. YHWH does it! And I'm not a Puritan.




This is why you watch porn. You don't understand female anatomy so you're too inept to approach a real vagina with knowledge and confidence.

Obviously fist fucking only works if the women has a tighter vagina otherwise .....nevermind. I'm not going to help you under the female vagina. Stay stupid with your cheeseball porn





Marshall isn't afraid to fight you. You made a comment saying you were bringing the Marine Corps.

So which is it? You going to fight him or your bringing the Marine Corps to fight him?

You are perhaps the stupidest person on earth, as well as the most blindly arrogant. And pride comes before the (6th, and hopefully final) fall. It's hilarious you so firmly believe that your precious toiletpaper scrolls were written by an imaginary daemon rather than by evil men vying for control and ownership of other people.

On a serious note, though, just because a judge orders a clerk to rubberstamp every incoming claim does not by any stretch suggest they have even looked at it, let alone determined it has any validity. Back to the butthurt example:
The doctor orders his receptionist to make appointments. That does not mean you have rectal cancer.
Your wild assumptions are forever your downfall, Melinda. Your propensity for magical thinking distorts every reality.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You look over your shoulder at 3PM today?

So wait, Spergchu offered you an honest fight at 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968 but Marshal didn’t show?

I guess the things people are saying here are true, pretty disappointed.

 

[cjöcker]

accusing someone of a felony is an easy Defamation case, so tread carefully

doesn't this require you to have a good standing in the first place?

 

[Toasty]

Remember that time that Melinda and Marshall declared flawless victory because their case was placed on the docket for the supreme Court or something? And then they lost? Again?
Cause I do. I don't think Melinda does.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

doesn't this require you to have a good standing in the first place?

inn most jurisdictions it requires 3 tests:
1) ability to prove actual harm caused
2) must be untrue
3) utterer must have known it to be untrue.

This is yet another example of Melinda's magical-thinking, if she believes these tests can be met.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Marshall and I are transplants here, not native to this area. We are from big cities. Our customs and ways are entirely different.

Yeah, You and Manlet sure are different from all those other poor backwoods trash you live around. For one thing, you probably suck up far more resources from the government and private charities. I'm sure that you're also much more arrogant about it, and completely ungrateful to boot. Most of your neighbors probably don't regularly have CPS investigate them for child abuse and neglect. And most of your neighbors are capable of forming warm relationships with friends and family, something you are completely incapable of.

You are an outlier of an outlier, and would be rejected and retarded as undesirable trash anywhere you go.

 

[SIGSEGV]

So which is it? You going to fight him or your bringing the Marine Corps to fight him?

Yes

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Oooh, I see you posted my husband's video. You fuck with our family and children and now the lion has roared!

So which one of you pussy ass bitch men is going to grow some real balls over here on some fine Virginia soil and fight my husband under "mutual combat" common law?

What's the matter? You men are cowards?!

LION??? All I saw was a retarded, useless excuse for a tiger:

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/294845106824440464/

Hilarious how he said he was in "pensilcola" while she said he was in Wise, thereby assuring nobody could take them up on their challenge.

 

[Cow Poly]

Hmmm... No one with a “tight pussy” has ever asked me to put my fist in there. Actually no one has ever asked me to do that. @TamarYaelBatYah if Marshall had a normal sized dick you could just have normal sex.

 

[Null]

A judge can, by his or her own discretion, and a clerk too btw, can refuse to file my Complaint.

I don't think that's true, unless you have sanctions against you or have attempted to file literal nonsense as opposed to figurative nonsense. Being able to file lawsuits is a very well affirmed constitutional right, so the bar for not even getting filed is along the lines of genuinely mentally ill gibberish.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I don't think that's true, unless you have sanctions against you

wait for it...

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

No one with a “tight pussy” has ever asked me to put my fist in there.

Well maybe the women you have been with aren't into sexual experimentation, slightly boring in bed maybe?

I couldn't say for sure

I don't think that's true, unless you have sanctions against you or have attempted to file literal nonsense as opposed to figurative nonsense. Being able to file lawsuits is a very well affirmed constitutional right, so the bar for not even getting filed is along the lines of genuinely mentally ill gibberish.

Oh yes, it's true.

pride comes before the (6th, and hopefully final) fall

Your misuse of Scripture is your stupidity. You condemn yourself with your own words!

Remember that time that Melinda and Marshall declared flawless victory because their case was placed on the docket for the supreme Court or something? And then they lost? Again?
Cause I do. I don't think Melinda does.

The Court's website said they only take 1% of cases. The information was misleading. It was my first time I ever filed there.

And you are incorrect about the other part: Neither I nor my husband ever said we were going to win. We both were under the impression that the letter they sent back was acceptance of our case.

Yes

So you are threatening to use a Government military against him and I?

Most of your neighbors probably don't regularly have CPS investigate them for child abuse and neglect

Quite the opposite, it's a county wide problem and there's enough paper trail to prove it

Manlet

Oh, my husband's the "manlet"?

That's why you hide behind your computer like a coward! The only manlet here is YOU.

@Null
@Karl_der_Grosse
@Deadpool
@Rafal Gan Ganowicz

Which one of you hide behind your phone cowards is man enough to fight some mutual combat?

You ever seen a bear trying to be robbed of her cubs? That's going to look like a kitten going "meow" when you come meet me for some mutual combat in Virginia!

Or you're little manlets too afraid to fight me?

THE LIONESS HAS ROARED!

 

[White Baby]

Well maybe the women you have been with aren't into sexual experimentation, slightly boring in bed maybe?

I couldn't say for sure




Oh yes, it's true.




Your misuse of Scripture is your stupidity. You condemn yourself with your own words!




The Court's website said they only take 1% of cases. The information was misleading. It was my first time I ever filed there.

And you are incorrect about the other part: Neither I nor my husband ever said we were going to win. We both were under the impression that the letter they sent back was acceptance of our case.




So you are threatening to use a Government military against him and I?







Quite the opposite, it's a county wide problem and there's enough paper trail to prove it





Oh, my husband's the "manlet"?

That's why you hide behind your computer like a coward! The only manlet here is YOU.

@Null
@Karl_der_Grosse
@Deadpool
@Rafal Gan Ganowicz

Which one of you hide behind your phone cowards is man enough to fight some mutual combat?

You ever seen a bear trying to be robbed of her cubs? That's going to look like a kitten going "meow" when you come meet me for some mutual combat in Virginia!

Or you're little manlets too afraid to fight me?

THE LIONESS HAS ROARED!

Hey Linda, when you get done roaring are you ever going to answer my questions?

 

[dreamworks face]

Oh yes, it's true.

I don't know if you read to the end of Null's original sentence, but have you ruled out his idea that your pleadings were seen by the judge as mentally ill gibberish? Occam's razor and all that.