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crazy guy online who is mad about power rangers said:
I can't "chill the fuck out" I want him fucking bankrupt because he keeps forcing mediocrity. I don't fucking want Saved by the Bell Rangers, I want Japanese shit.

In a country where we're supposedly "multicultural" he sure is going completely against that and knowing I can't do shit, angers me more.

Him and that imbecile Carl Macek (may he rot in hell) ruined my childhood because I wanted what I clearly saw.
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work texting crazy guy said:
Reporterz mentiond about climatik catastropheze hapning from side effekts from the undrwatr mach.type noizez coming from waterz such az t

Scientists think that there r stargates hidn on earth.

Thingz r not az they seem. And wuts reverse ngineering anyhow.

Wuts this gulf of aiden and the undrwater noizez there.
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Here's an update on my little brother. He and his wife were recently hospitalized for carbon monoxide poisoning. When the inspector went to their residence out to find the source, it was coming from his car, which had no exhaust line. He told me "his exhaust pipe apparently fell off."

I asked him if he was sure; a lot of times when the exhaust goes missing it's because someone has cut it off to steal the catalytic converter. I work at a roadside assistance call center (similar to AAA) and we have a lot of people call in with this problem. He told me that -- and I quote -- "Yeah, I heard it fall out from under my car a few months ago while I was driving, and when I tried to go back and find it a few days later I couldn't see anything."
 
THE HORROR OF HIS OCARINA PLAYING. Oh my god it's as annoying and off-key as his voice and intensely creepy sexy talk to his dolls.
 
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Principessa said:
I can't believe I've never thought to share these people with you guys before. I've been laughing at their retarded antics for years.

Cherish M.E. Wells-Berman and her husband Charles Berman. They met on a Chuck E. Cheese forum and bonded over their mutual autism and love of birthdays. (Seriously, Cherish is especially autistic over birthdays and tries to have a birthday party for any occasion, even if it's not a birthday.)
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Long story short, Charles eventually travelled from his hometown in Maryland to marry Cherish. The two now live in Spring, Texas (with Cherish's parents, of course.) They frequent local Chuck E. Cheese's to throw birthday parties for their Wreck-It Ralph dolls. These people are 25 and 28, btw.

Charles also enjoys cosplay. He's attended conventions dressed as a Ghostbuster and even played an Ocarina for an audience as Link from LOZ.

They are also a "real-life Chuck E. Cheese couple."

Neither of them have ever had jobs as far as I know.

Enjoy.

EDIT: I've just been informed that Charles HAD in fact previously held a job as an "Ocarina salesman". Sorry.
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They don't have kids, do they? Because I always thought it was a rule at Chuck E. Cheese's, and places like that, that adults weren't allowed in without a kid. You know, to keep the pedos out. But they just let in two morbidly obese autists carrying a bunch of Wreck-It Ralph dolls?
 
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Zach_Kun said:
I think my friend's turning into a lolcow. She goes on tumblr everyday and reblogs gender equality shit or whatever idfk. I'm scared that one day she might end up turning into a full-blown sjw and become socially retarded.
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That depends. When you say she reblogs gender equality stuff, do you mean stuff about actual equality, or stuff like "Cis people are evil!" or "All men are misogynist!"?
 
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I got a friend who won't stop bitching about how casual gamers "killed games"; you know the type of Minecraft fans who bitch about every update and how they make the game too easy or how they want to keep the retardly large empty ocean because it adds "challenge"? Yeah, he's one of those (he does play Minecraft so...).
One time, we were invited to a Smash Brothers party and he acted like he was hot shit even though he's getting his ass kicked. He somehow found out that the other players didn't think so highly of his playstyle and now he's accusing them of being "no-fun-allowed elitists".
 
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