Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

I bet she was the laughing stock of her law school.

Actually people were really nice to me there. They said I brought up good points


Linda, do you even wear deodorant? I bet you stink like shit.

Lots of people don't wear deodorant.

Yeah I smell a lot of the time, so what? If Marshall isn't complaining, no biggie. Anyways, I eat kosher/clean and organic mostly so my smell isn't too bad.

I skip full body showers a lot so I can help my baby first and clean the house while the children sleep. She's very needy.

I wear Aluminum free deodorant and only when I'm in a professional or business setting, when it would be bad business etiquette to not wear it. Like in a dentist office, courtroom, etc


She probably doesn't wash her gaping vagina either. I can't blame her though, I'm sure she's lost several bars of soap, bottles of body wash, and douches in that gigantic cavern. The chemicals explain why all of her piglets are retarded.

the Torah requires me to shower after sex so actually I do


We should contact some of her classmates who actually made it and find out:

facebook alumni group:


Wierdo
 
Last 2 women who attacked me in my neighborhood were single mothers. One of them was nice to me until she saw Marshall. The other one tried to undress herself in front of Marshall and wear lingerie in front of him on the porch. True story.

Note it's "last 2 women who attacked me"
Implies they were only the most recent of her neighbours who attacked her.
Do you get physically attacked often, Melinda?
I haven't been physically attacked unprovoked since I can't remember when. You DO have a very punchable face and a horrific personality, but STILL, c'mon!
 
Well well well, look who decided to show up, the BITCH herself

How's Emma doing? You want to keep stealing my husband's money, why don't you at least tell him how's she's doing? YOU USER.
you're stuffing your fat face with $500 meals that Marshall paid for, why don't you tell him how Emma is doing?

*yawn* What the fuck are you going on about, you spastic schizo?
 
We should contact some of her classmates who actually made it and find out:

facebook alumni group:


Like a bunch of professors who sat for a BAR exam are going to break the law and write libel?!

*yawn* What the fuck are you going on about, you spastic schizo?

Please bitch I know this is Marshall's ex wife. You messed up writing the article and left a giant clue!
 
Melinda, how can you always be right when we’ve proven you wrong a good 20+ times? How can you like, and be good at, debates when you don’t respond to nearly 3/4s of the counter arguments (citing proof, might I add)? The ones you do reply to nearly always end in you changing subjects or simply ignoring any replies.
 
Like a bunch of professors who sat for a BAR exam are going to break the law and write libel?!



Please bitch I know this is Marshall's ex wife. You messed up writing the article and left a giant clue!
Sharing their experiences of you aren't libel, Melinda. And yes, I imagine once they are clued into this thread, some of them will be glad to put you in your place by sharing their memories of you, which are subjective and opinion. You can be damn sure such learned professionals would not cross the line to libel.
 
Yeah I smell a lot of the time
Nobody is surprised. Looking at your selfies you look so greasy that if you got near an open flame you'd do a passable imitation of the human torch. You look like you've got that stank that you could taste from across a football field. Like rancid milk, decaying corpses, and greasy unwashed vagina.

Actually people were really nice to me there. They said I brought up good points

the Torah requires me to shower after sex so actually I do
More lies.
 
Please bitch I know this is Marshall's ex wife. You messed up writing the article and left a giant clue!

God dammit, you clown. What article? The only involvement I have in all this is writing the OP for @xtamarlover 's thread. Which by the way, was not about you initially, you made it about yourself by being a turbosperg much bigger than the original subject.

I honestly stopped caring about you ages ago because you're so annoying and ineffectual it's actually kind of boring.
 
God dammit, you clown. What article? The only involvement I have in all this is writing the OP for @xtamarlover 's thread. Which by the way, was not about you initially, you made it about yourself by being a turbosperg much bigger than the original subject.

I honestly stopped caring about you ages ago because you're so annoying and ineffectual it's actually kind of boring.

Linda thinks we're all people she knows and have beef with. She also thinks threads here are "articles" for some reason. Just another of her many lovable eccentricities, by which I mean narcissistic delusions and idiotic mistakes.

Like a bunch of professors who sat for a BAR exam are going to break the law and write libel?!

It's not libel if it's true, Linda.
 
Linda thinks we're all people she knows and have beef with. She also thinks threads here are "articles" for some reason. Just another of her many lovable eccentricities, by which I mean narcissistic delusions and idiotic mistakes.
She insisted the same about me til I called her from Quebec today. SHe went strangely silent with her "YOU LIVE IN THE USA!!!" creeching after that...

*edited to say, don't bother claiming I slipped up, Linda. My area code is bigger than your State, and the 4 states around it combined..
 
Yeah right. Farms needs a Liar sticker. By that logic, you are doing the same by fucking with me, @Kosher Salt , and @fnaarf . Only difference is your not a Jew.
The only reason I'm not eligible for Aliyah is my religious preference. If they don't fail @TamarYaelBatYah for not having actual Jēwish ancestry it'll be for a similar reason, unless they changed the rules since I last looked.
 
The only reason I'm not eligible for Aliyah is my religious preference. If they don't fail @TamarYaelBatYah for not having actual Jēwish ancestry it'll be for a similar reason, unless they changed the rules since I last looked.
Melinda will fail for being a member of Messianic Hebrew Roots heresy. No doubt about it. They don't want that shit poioning their pond. Rightly so.
ANyhow, they need a certificate from a Recognised Rabbi to even look at it, and given what she thinks of Rabbis......
 
Right? And the bitch keeps going. Doesn't she have a child to care for?
Hell, it ain't just one, it's six (I'd argue seven because Marshall is short enough to qualify as a child), she should realistically have no time to post on the farms.

Then again we all know she probably neglects 'em to get back at internet folk sooooo
 
Proof of any of these claims?

And for the record, Marshall isn't a felon
Child endangerment and inflicting corporal injury on a spouse are both felonies, Melinda. Let's see here:
  • You've admitted multiple times you support the idea of spousal rape and that Marshall loves to get physical with you
  • Both you and Marshall tote on about your gun collection, you even said that you would give your children guns to kill trespassers during a hypothetical boogaloo
  • You have court records saying that you denied the health care workers being provided by the state to care for your disabled child because they were all women and you take issue with that for some retarded reason
  • You forced your kids to (attempt to) take a photo of them raising their middle finger and posted it here intending to insult us
  • Every time we see a piece of furniture in your house, it is covered in tears or stains. God only knows how bad the rest of it is
  • You do not have even a Bachelor's degree in Education, nor are you certified by any entity to homeschool your children
  • You admitted that you would abandon your children and give them to a family member if they ever decided not to follow your cult, despite claiming that just about every relative of yours is neurotic or abusive in some way
 
During a cps investigation she was apparently using her car as a gun safe as well, which is, uh. Not appropriate.
she's allowed to kep the gun in the car. Highly doubt it was locked, however.
We're all focussed on this lolsuit , but let's not forget there is an active CPS investigation going on. The facts will eventually come out. Hell, she may even be charged criminally, or have some intervention happen (hopefully)
 
According to who? You? And what makes you think your opinion matters?

You're the one demanding respect from us. Therefore, our opinions matter on whether or not you're actually deserving of any respect. (You're not.)

My husband's son Bradley died from medical malpractice. Once again, you falsely accuse

The rest of your gibberish is false allegations too

Your cereal box legal advice is wrong too. See above

If you think your reputation can be harmed by any single one of us after you've been posting here on-and-off with your psychotic babble, then feel free to name every single person who has ever posted in this thread in your shitty little lawsuit. First, you'll have to get Null to give you information that he doesn't have access to because it doesn't exist. Second, you'll need to successfully track down every single person with 100% accuracy. Third, you'll need to justify to the court why they should have jurisdiction over us when we're in entirely different states or fucking countries.

Your husband slaughtered his son, has beaten and raped you, and it wouldn't surprise me if we later found out he's also beaten and raped your children, too. Maybe one day little Timmy or whatever the fuck you named your spawn will finally have enough of the abuse and go for one of those guns that psychotic pigs like you shouldn't own. That might be the one thing in this world you and your cowardly manlet of a husband truly deserve.
 
You're the one demanding respect from us. Therefore, our opinions matter on whether or not you're actually deserving of any respect. (You're not.)



If you think your reputation can be harmed by any single one of us after you've been posting here on-and-off with your psychotic babble, then feel free to name every single person who has ever posted in this thread in your shitty little lawsuit. First, you'll have to get Null to give you information that he doesn't have access to because it doesn't exist. Second, you'll need to successfully track down every single person with 100% accuracy. Third, you'll need to justify to the court why they should have jurisdiction over us when we're in entirely different states or fucking countries.

Your husband slaughtered his son, has beaten and raped you, and it wouldn't surprise me if we later found out he's also beaten and raped your children, too. Maybe one day little Timmy or whatever the fuck you named your spawn will finally have enough of the abuse and go for one of those guns that psychotic pigs like you shouldn't own. That might be the one thing in this world you and your cowardly manlet of a husband truly deserve.
This WINS!!!

Also, If I ever get a letter from some shit-ass faggot court in Kike-astan, VA, my response will make Null's riposte to the NZ pigs look like a an etiquette teacher wrote it.
 
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