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[ConsoleWarVet]

Hard to say. Nikocado's at least works as intended, but since we've never seen the amhole, we can only believe Kevin's horrific tales of yore.

The Am Hole is like a thing from cosmic horror. While the previews we've seen are certainly not good, the obvious disappointment from Kev coupled with the unknown only make me assume it's even worse than anything I can imagine.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Hard to say. Nikocado's at least works as intended, but since we've never seen the amhole, we can only believe Kevin's horrific tales of yore.

I'm okay not seeing it, thanks. With all the crap he's stuck up there, I figure it must be like when we would take up the back seat in my father's old Volkswagen to get at the battery: a damp, congealed mess of dirt, crumbs, hair, fibers, bits of paper, and the odd Star Wars action figure.

 

[James Howlett]

kevin frontpaged but there aren't even any nudes

He did? Why dont I see it?

 

[exhausted]

He did? Why dont I see it?

its right above the member list on desktop

 

[Friendly_AI]

Under the stairs, in a closet, like Tranny Potter, or in a chest, under locks, like The Gimp, etc.


900 pounds isn't too much for a pick-up truck like their Silverado, since the maximum payload is around 1900 pounds. I'd say the real issue is the volume. I'm not an expert on the relative density of wool, but DuckDuckgo gave me a neat calculator tool.
For our purposes, let's assume alpaca wool is just like regular old sheep wool in terms of relative density, so that means it weighs 0.04 tonnes - 88.3 pounds, let's just round it up to 90 - per cubic feet, bringing us to a bit over ten cubic feet for 900 pounds.

Never mind, according to this spec sheet, the cargo capacity is 53-61 cubic feet, so they're safe there as well. Their personal luggage won't take up much space either, so fuel is going to be the biggest expense.

Wool sperging ahead:

Alpaca wool is really different in density, and though it's hard to find a definite measurement, since the same volume of alpaca wool is twice lighter than sheep wool, we can safely assume it's less dense. Alpaca's hair is a lot thinner than sheep's and also hollow inside, so that also supports this assumption.
The weight and density of the fleece they ship will also depend on their practices: do they wash and card the fleece before shipping to a mill? Do they just shear their animals and don't even skirt the dirty edges? Unwashed wool has a lot of lanolin and plant debris that adds weight and therefore density.
I have also found an informative blogpost (archive) about costs of maintaining alpaca ranch and selling wool for profit, just to put everything in perspective for those interested.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

its right above the member list on desktop
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Thanks for this because I couldn't see it on mobile either. I really think the front page should also include his confession that his amhole is confirmed to be the product of his fetishistic desires.

A troon admitting his cockchop was purely for fetish is more surprising than a troon waving his gape around to unsuspecting victims.

Chopping your rocks off to get your rocks off is so universally denied by these faggots

 

[BiggerChungus]

He finally made it to the front page. Welcome newcomers, you're in for a treat. Kevvie is just... something else. I don't have the words to accurately describe what kind of cow Kevin is. All I can say is, thank goodness he is lazy and lives in an isolated ranch far from civilization, or I would genuinely fear for the safety of women and children.

I am always taken aback at just how much he tweets. He tweets so fucking much about how horny he is and he always finds new ways to say absolutely revolting things while trying to pass it off as so UwU girly.

I have yet to get bored of Kevin as I do with other cows. Even Yaniv got stale after a while. Kevin is a trainwreck, and following his journey of his Am Hole is equal parts fascinating as it is horrifying.

I'm just now learning about this cow and I wonder where it all went wrong. He looks like a totally normal dude in the first pic but clearly shit was deeply wrong in his head.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's hilarious they have guns to defend the ranch from nazis and bigots, when it's in nazis' and bigots' best interest that the ranch is running and most importantly that their Internet connection is OK.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wool sperging ahead: <snip>

Much appreciated. This means they might need to rent something bigger than the Tran Truck, probably a van. While the volume still shouldn't be a problem, wind might blow off a bunch of fleece if they don't fasten everything properly, in the right containers. And why would they do specifically this right?
And they could bring some fresh meat to the rape shed on the way back.

Can you give a cliff notes version of why this cow is the way HE is or something short so us newfish don't have to dive through 400 pages of pure tranny, furry, and degenerative hell that is his 'life'?

You absolutely should dig through it. Be it enraging or hilarious, KevKev's thread is a wild ride.

 

[Happy Fish]

It's hilarious they have guns to defend the ranch from nazis and bigots, when it's in nazis' and bigots' best interest that the ranch is running and most importantly that their Internet connection is OK.

I mean, guns and fanatics in a compound never led to anything bad or interesting, right?

 

[AlexaAutismo]

I WANT BIG TIDDIES AND I WANT THEM NAO!!!
Size F please.

Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Most surgeons tend to suggest a size that's natural and would fit/look well on your body. I guess in theory you could go full Looney Tunes, but what's the point in that? It always looks so obviously fake and gay.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

No surgeon is going to refuse, if only for it being 2020 and going against these coomers' delusions could make him a persona non grata.

 

[SIGSEGV]

fake and gay

Just like Kevin: he's a gay man pretending to be a woman.

 

[James Howlett]

Cartoonishly large tits seem reasonable in this day and age. We've all seen them on cis women since the 90s and the procedure seems minor compared to an am-hole-ectamy. Go for it Kev, get some giant back breaking tiddies so you can continue to not masturbate to yourself.

 

[constant exposure]

I think most of those giant tits procedures have been banned or at least heavily regulated since back in the day. But he can still take a trip to Mexico and return with a pair of Polypropylene knockers if he so chooses

Spoiler

 

[Vampirella]

Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Mayra Hills has 32 z breasts.

Spoiler

There is also a long list of women that have had work done to look like Barbie dolls. Really a troon just has to find the right doctor to get big anime titties.

 

[AtomicCommunistFromMars]

Wouldn't bigger tits make access to the am hole harder?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Cartoonishly large tits seem reasonable in this day and age. We've all seen them on cis women since the 90s and the procedure seems minor compared to an am-hole-ectamy.

I mean, if your standards are porn stars, "glamour models", hentai, and radically invasive surgeries, then sure.
There's a reason why that chick from Modern-whatever got a breast reduction surgery.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Remember: it's ok if it's a fetish! So chop off and or add on any things you like to your body! Be a complete and utter freak and demand people treat you normally or you will destroy their lives!

These sick fuckers make radical islam more and more appealing every goddamn day.

 

[homewayhalf]

Kevin is clearly freaking out that he can’t get clit-boners. He thinks having double Ds would help him get aroused again. He does this a lot, fixates on certain things that he doesn’t have as a solution to finally getting his libido back. If only X, then Y. For the past couple of months, it’s been the idea of getting pregnant. Now it’s breast implants. At least the latter is realistic.