Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Carcinogenesis]

"Your game has hurt me."

Is there anybody even tangentially involved with YanSim who isn't retarded?

Sadly not, most of the people involved with some shred of sanity have left a while ago. Take the geniuses over at r/Osana (Archive) for example, they had nothing to do with the hack but just had to become temporary moderators to unban everyone. Just by that, they involved themselves in a situation they shouldn't have involved themselves in since they try to pull off the whole "gremlins are not bad people' angle. The LoveSick crew are getting praise for another shitty spite game that's somehow even less original than Yandere Simulator since they ripped assets from it. Every time there is a new "rival' game, retards flock to it and prop it up because they don't like YandereDev, only for it to fail miserably because the creators were just making their game out of spite. Said retards will get upset that their propped-up game didn't work out until another 'rival' game is announced and the cycle repeats. It's almost like making a game out of spite just like YandereDev and getting unexpected fame ends up producing results similar to Yandere Simulator.

 

[Niggersaur]

Alex is chris chan but successful version

 

[SIGSEGV]

successful

You have a very strange definition of "successful"

 

[Luggers]

You have a very strange definition of "successful"

To be fair, compared to chris chan the bar for success is practically non-existent.

edit: spelling

 

[tamago]

Very cool of Alex to suicide-bait a bunch of young people, totally appropriate from a "mature game dev".

 

[Spedestrian]

To be completely fair, looking at YanSim's source code causes me immense pain.

Now that you mention it, I think there might be some merit to his suicide threats. If I had to wake up every day and see a codebase like that I'd want to kill myself too.

 

[Luggers]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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Alex had friends?

 

[Coffee Shits]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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LOL. Crying crocodile tears. Get some work done or do a flip.

 

[Pure Snort]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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Alex invoking Yoshikage Kira I see. He just wants to live a quiet life and make his degenerate game, now that people are interfering with that, they must be destroyed guilted into stopping.

 

[Dance For Us]

LebronFruit. Surprisingly, he's not the insufferable mod. The one I find to be the most insufferable is Cepha.

Lebron is 17, turns out Night, the sjw leaker was the 14yrold.
Cepha is 18 but I don't personally find anything wrong with her, the Lewdwig girl, person, thing, is though.
I see them in the vent-ranting channel bitching a bit like the ex mod did.

edit: Also, instead of fixing and revamping core issues within the moderation team, DrApeis has instead implemented an additional role of 'Head Administration'. lol I'd laugh if it was specifically for trusted people that are at least 21

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Emergency update.

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But Alex has actually left his home...in Animal Crossing, to be exact.

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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Totally convincing stuff there Alex. I agree with Luggers though; Alex's ego is too big for him to kill himself. After all, how will he properly receive asspats and the adoration of twelvies if he's dead?

 

[Godwinson Was Right]

Lebron is 17, turns out Night, the sjw leaker was the 14yrold.
Cepha is 18 but I don't personally find anything wrong with her, the Lewdwig girl, person, thing, is though.
I see them in the vent-ranting channel bitching a bit like the ex mod did.

edit: Also, instead of fixing and revamping core issues within the moderation team, DrApeis has instead implemented an additional role of 'Head Administration'. lol I'd laugh if it was specifically for trusted people that are at least 21

Lebron said himself that he's 14.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

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Lebron said himself that he's 14.

Well, then that just means that there's more 14 year-old mods than we thought...I swear to God, the execution of almost all of these "spiting Alex" games are so piss-poor...

 

[Czolg]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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Good lord. Does Alex have any personality besides being a fucking crybaby?

 

[Banditotron]

Children very badly need to stay off the internet and parents need to be made aware that their kids shouldn't be on discord of all places

 

[SIGSEGV]

Good lord. Does Alex have any personality besides being a fucking crybaby?

He's also a creepy pervert. Does that count?

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Apologies if but here is more of Alex trying to guilt-trip the lovesick dev
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Man, he is in full meltdown mode now.
This is probably the most pathetic thing you could hear from game dev.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

Man, he is in full meltdown mode now.
This is probably the most pathetic thing you could hear from game dev.

PLEASE tell me they aren't falling for his crocodile tears. I know half of that team is 17 and under, but I'd hope that they'd have enough collective awareness to see through such blatant guilt-trippy bullshit.

 

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The poor guy just wanted to know why GTA Online runs better than YanSim...