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BallBuster said:
Lol imagine going from some mishaped moobs to size F knockers in your 30s. His back would give out within months of lugging those sacks around.
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He'd probably ignore basic maintenance on them and wind up with two misshapen, lumpy nightmares. We'd get plenty of tweets about how much he loves them with the occasional "I reached out to my doctor and he said it's fine, so I guess it's nothing to worry about, right?"
 
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AlexaAutismo said:
I WANT BIG TIDDIES AND I WANT THEM NAO!!!
Size F please.
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Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Most surgeons tend to suggest a size that's natural and would fit/look well on your body. I guess in theory you could go full Looney Tunes, but what's the point in that? It always looks so obviously fake and gay.
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You can HEAR the fapping noises while all these exhibitionist autogynaphiles talk about turning into their fetishized idea of womanhood. The fact as a society we legitimize the sexual fantasies of these sick doods is whack to me.
 
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AlexaAutismo said:
I WANT BIG TIDDIES AND I WANT THEM NAO!!!
Size F please.
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Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Most surgeons tend to suggest a size that's natural and would fit/look well on your body. I guess in theory you could go full Looney Tunes, but what's the point in that? It always looks so obviously fake and gay.
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At this point that poor bastard is no different than the Stalking Cat he can chop off his dick, put on plastic boobs use corset, wigs and tons of make up, he will never be satisfied, and the sadest part is that none of it can make them look good
 
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Kevin would probably do this if he ever spoke to a real woman.
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Kevin is ugly and he knows it.
 
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I hope he does get some F milkers. It will be hilarious. Still not going to help him pass, though. But, I'm really curious to see exactly how much of a freak Kev is willing to become to avoid admitting that he fucked up by chopping off his dick. I'm sure he thinks feeling up his giant silicone boobs is going to be the thing that finally jump starts all those dead nerves in the am hole. We'll get to watch his optimism wither right before our eyes yet again.

I wonder what his next goal will be. Butt implants? Rib removal? Hair plugs? Because I don't think that Kev is finally going to face reality and make peace with his bad life choices. He's also going to need to keep having procedures so he can be in "recovery" and get out of doing any actual work on the ranch, other than the handy he has to give Penny when it's his turn in the troon harem rotation.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
I hope he does get some F milkers. It will be hilarious. Still not going to help him pass, though. But, I'm really curious to see exactly how much of a freak Kev is willing to become to avoid admitting that he fucked up by chopping off his dick. I'm sure he thinks feeling up his giant silicone boobs is going to be the thing that finally jump starts all those dead nerves in the am hole. We'll get to watch his optimism wither right before our eyes yet again.

I wonder what his next goal will be. Butt implants? Rib removal? Hair plugs? Because I don't think that Kev is finally going to face reality and make peace with his bad life choices. He's also going to need to keep having procedures so he can be in "recovery" and get out of doing any actual work on the ranch, other than the handy he has to give Penny when it's his turn in the troon harem rotation.
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Honestly, if Kevin had access to all his inheritence he probably would've done all the above, but I get the impression that it's been put in a trust fund and he probably gets a monthly allowance; I assume the reason why he got his non-cooming amhole is because it was paid/covered for by insurance. I assume any other procedures aren't and that's why they haven't happened. I also think Kevin is too much of a consoomer, so he ends up spending his allowance and doesn't really put away anything, so I doubt he'll be able to get those "milkers" any time soon.

I guess he could do a GoFundMe though - hell, I'd be tempted to contribute just to continue the freak show...
 
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AlexaAutismo said:
I WANT BIG TIDDIES AND I WANT THEM NAO!!!
Size F please.
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Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Most surgeons tend to suggest a size that's natural and would fit/look well on your body. I guess in theory you could go full Looney Tunes, but what's the point in that? It always looks so obviously fake and gay.
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This is BIID, isn't it..?
And the trannies think they're any different to BIID why exactly?
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I mean, if your standards are porn stars, "glamour models", hentai, and radically invasive surgeries, then sure.
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Seeing as how that's probably the kind of standards Kevin drools over until it pools beneath his monitor, I'm sure he thinks stuffing watermelons into his shirt would make him a real woman, hey presto!

vorechicken said:
And the trannies think they're any different to BIID why exactly?
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Because, unlike those with medical problems, trannies are super special in that it's not attention-seeking or retardation that drives them to take a knife to their genitals but a genuine longing to become the other sex. Seriously, though: the two are the same and should be treated similarly; as a medical issue for which doctors refer people to counseling.
 
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It apparently cracked an egg
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Huh. I was wondering why this troon's profile picture looked like Greg from Real Life Comics. Turns out the answer is more depressing than expected. There were several gender bender storylines back in the day, so I guess it's only natural that Greg would end up being preyed on by the tranny cult in current year. Poor guy.
 
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Well someone's desperate...

Pretty sure that even if this creature was the last hole on earth... I'd rather cut off my own Johnson and the juice crew before letting this get anywhere near it.
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Kevin finally realizes that his neovagina will never work and he must resort to sucking dick. I don’t think he’s ever said that he was willing to slob some knobs before.
 
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homewayhalf said:
Kevin finally realizes that his neovagina will never work and he must resort to sucking dick. I don’t think he’s ever said that he was willing to slob some knobs before.
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I'm too lazy to try to find it, but I swear he posted some degenerate fantasy of sucking tons of girldick. He's definitely mentioned it before.
 
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