Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dustlord]

If he gets $50, I don't want to see him begging for an entire week. He can get plenty of food, plus afford a ride to walmart and back for that.

Spoiler: Autism

So let's find out how much it would cost for Lou to get his tomatoes. I'm going to assume that he's going to get an uber rather than walk.
This is the closest walmart and its 2 miles away.

Luckily for us, Uber has a convenient price calculator.

The cheapest option would be $9.10.
Now let's see what prices are at walmart.com:
The price for lettuce is $1.28. I'll assume he buys two, making the total so far (minus taxes), $11.66

The price for 1.4lbs of tomatoes is, $1.48. I'll assume he only buys that much. Bringing the total up to $13.14.

But wait, if he gets $50, he can probably buy a lot more and maybe fulfill his promise of not e-begging for a week! So let's see what else we can get.
He can get 5lbs of rice for $2.48. I will assume he buys two packs, bringing the total to $15.62

He can get an 8lbs bag of pinto beans for $5.98, bringing the total so far up to $21.60.

He can get a loaf of bread for $0.88, bringing the total to $22.48.

He claims to like spaghetti so let's see if he can afford that. Its 0.82 per pack, I'll assume he gets three, bringing the total to, $24.94.

He needs sauce. I'm sure it would be cheaper to make his own sauce, but I'm too lazy to look up each ingredient. A jar of pasta sauce is 0.88, I'll assume he buys 3, bringing it up to $27.58.

So far this leaves him with $22.42 to cover a ride home, and to buy whatever spices, cheese, etc he wants to go with his other food. He could eat for over a week on this if he rationed it. I'll assume a ride home is still $9.10, which means he'd have $13.32 leftover for the aforementioned spices, etc.

Disclaimer: I might have fucked up the math at some point, I didn't check my work but I'm close enough that my point would stand anyway.

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor
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Its hilarious to see him bragging about being child free. Is he going to brag about being celibate next? Its only voluntary if someone would touch you in the first place, Lou.

 

[Junkail]

He just needs $50 for lettuce and tomatoes guiz PLEASE
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Motherfucker, lettuce and tomatoes must be what, $5? This is the worst excuse yet next to buying apples. What the fuck is this idiot smoking, I want some

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor
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Within two hours, he retweets the begging tweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/punkroxfox/status/1282746587933020165

Roxie on Twitter: "Please?" / Twitter

archived 13 Jul 2020 19:59:20 UTC

archive.fo

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Gotta be as pathetic and sad as possible to get those pity buxx.

 

[0 0]

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor
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I guess Louis's nephew only exists to him when he needs a reason to grift, and then his existence ceases once Louis needs to argue against somebody.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Gotta be as pathetic and sad as possible to get those pity buxx.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But this guy just seems like a total cunt.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I guess Louis's nephew only exists to him when he needs a reason to grift, and then his existence ceases once Louis needs to argue against somebody.

If only Lou can cease to exist for his nephew’s well being.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I guess Louis's nephew only exists to him when he needs a reason to grift, and then his existence ceases once Louis needs to argue against somebody.

Lou has no object permanence, what a fucking baby.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

If only Lou can cease to exist for his nephew’s well being.

Give it time

BZ10c

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

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BZ10c

And where the fuck is he going with this lasso shit?

He's not going to claim that it's a 'noose' and some murderous TERF transphobe sent it anonymously?

EDIT: It's gold and it's a fucking stupid Wonder Woman prop that he's bought to consoom. What a faggot.

 

[Turael]

Give it time
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BZ10c

Beat me to it, dude.

I legit thought someone had mailed Lou a noose he had made a noose and he was going to use it for his next grift. Louis, we all know that you being forced to tell the honest truth about everything is the worst terror known to you. You'd have to admit you never applied for a job, you'll have to admit that the only reason why you 'go hungry' is that you won't eat what your mother cooks, and you'd have to admit that you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself and the only reason why you ever donate to 'help' people is so you can keep the guilt that's eating away at what remains of your soul at bay.

 

[0 0]

Give it time
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BZ10c

I'm with everyone else, I honestly thought this was the parody account thanking somebody for sending him a noose, thinking it was a Wonder Woman lasso.

But really, I know this is just Louis bragging how he got some memorabilia he doesn't need and pretending it was a gift, but there's so many questions he just hopes people don't ask in that case. Who sent this in, and why do they mysteriously choose to be unnamed? Why does this person feel the need to indulge Louis in his Wonder Woman fetish when he's currently begging for food? Didn't Louis say he needed $50 for vegetables, yet now he's getting toys? Was this on Louis's Amazon wishlist? If so, why didn't it get taken down with everything else? If not, then how did this mysterious donator figure out how to send it to him? If Louis does know who sent this in, why doesn't he think them directly like every other time somebody helps him?

Versus all these are easily answered by "Louis bought it himself and is pretending it's a gift again."

 

[Miss Misery]

Oh my lord that's obviously Wonder Woman's lasso... it's GOLD. Nobody paints nooses gold.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Give it time
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BZ10c

A couple things here: Lou, clean your fucking desk. That's disgusting. Look at all the fucking crumbs and stains. Second: I can't find this shit on amazon anywhere, which means he got it somewhere else most likely (Walmart's toy section probably).

 

[Dustlord]

Give it time
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BZ10c

Does he realize that he can just...not post about his consooming? He doesn't have to make stuff up, he can just not share that he bought it.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

A couple things here: Lou, clean your fucking desk. That's disgusting. Look at all the fucking crumbs and stains. Second: I can't find this shit on amazon anywhere, which means he got it somewhere else most likely (Walmart's toy section probably).

I can't find anything either, which could mean it's probably just some form of nylon cord.
What really bothers me is that he didn't even attempt to tie a Honda knot or even a slip knot for that lasso, it's just tied with a regular knot which is gonna be annoying to undo if pulled tight enough.

Here's a helpful tutorial since we all know ya keep reading this thread when you say you won't, Lou.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

If you go to eBay and look up wonder woman lasso, and more specifically the "sold" recently, you can see where a similar shitty rope sold a few days ago. It may or not be him, I cannot confirm, but if so it was cheap as hell. Like $4.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

A couple things here: Lou, clean your fucking desk. That's disgusting. Look at all the fucking crumbs and stains. Second: I can't find this shit on amazon anywhere, which means he got it somewhere else most likely (Walmart's toy section probably).

Let's break this image down even further. So there's a mouse to the right, whose USB jack is on the left. Speakers in the middle. So did he, like, use a laptop or something at that table? He must, since there's also a USB flash drive on the right side and a mousepad. So he moved his laptop... to take an image of the lasso with a phone? Bloody why? Does he have no other surfaces he could use to take an image of it? Or did he sell off his laptop for some pizza?

There's a pillow in the middleground, and in the background a plastic drawer hub. That's... a lot of clutter in that room. It's hard to envision a layout where you've got a desk right behind a sofa, futon, or bed... and then a storage drawer and all that other shit in the background.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Oh my lord that's obviously Wonder Woman's lasso... it's GOLD. Nobody paints nooses gold.

I would. Just to make him feel special.

 

[LUNEKO]

Oh my lord that's obviously Wonder Woman's lasso... it's GOLD. Nobody paints nooses gold.

A golden noose would be a great idea for a "kill yourself" sticker tho

Does he realize that he can just...not post about his consooming? He doesn't have to make stuff up, he can just not share that he bought it.

Simultaneously both bragging and begging, scrapping dopamine from wherever they can, truly the absolute bottom of the barrel, i genuinely believe they would be begging in the streets hadn't they discovered the internet exist

 

[Miss Misery]

I can't find anything either, which could mean it's probably just some form of nylon cord.
What really bothers me is that he didn't even attempt to tie a Honda knot or even a slip knot for that lasso, it's just tied with a regular knot which is gonna be annoying to undo if pulled tight enough.

Here's a helpful tutorial since we all know ya keep reading this thread when you say you won't, Lou.
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He's from Greensburg, PA. What could he possibly know about tying a lasso (or roping, for that matter)?

Edit: Claiming Black cowboys in his family tree when?