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[Story] You close your eyes and start to meditate. You open your third eye and you see
Cut out your other kneecap. You don't need legs to move when you have pill-induced telepathy.
Yell out in rage against the god of this world, Doug Walker aka the Nostalgia Critic
Prepare to fight the Nostalgia Critic
Prepare your anus for the lizard claw
Talk about a twist I never saw coming.
If he survives the previous kiwi's attack:
Shame Doug Walker, aka the nostalgia critic, for his fat ham planet of a wife
close enough, right?stab the angry video game critic in the nut
Oh God, kill me know, I heard that in my head in his voice.
Crush Doug Walker by dropping LordKat on him with pixel perfect precision.
Say "By the way, Critic, your The Wall review fucking sucked!"
Search the slain Doug Walker's basement bar for the GoFundMe money, but instead only find a painted portrait of TheSpoonyOne looking happy and healthy.