Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[ConsoleWarVet]

More of Kevin's fucked money habits:
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I wouldn't call spending roughly 800 on a toy "biting the bullet."

 

[Billy Budd]

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So I see our little degenerate is taking more baby-steps towards realizing he is a gay man. Seems like a lot of trouble to go to cutting off your cock and all when you could have just gone on craigslist or to the local adult bookstore and save yourself the time and money.

 

[Neko GF]

A reminder that Kevie is 33 and not in his 40's:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282821912780058625 (Archive)

He's aged like a meth addict.

Also, a little update on Kevie's orbiter Greg Dean (Real Life Comics):

https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

After six months of transitioning, Greg grew out his hair and applied make-up.

 

[Spastic Colon]

A reminder that Kevie is 33 and not in his 40's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282821912780058625 (Archive)

He's aged like a meth addict.

Also, a little update on Kevie's orbiter Greg Dean (Real Life Comics):
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https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

After six months of transitioning, Greg grew out his hair and applied make-up.

And filtered the shit out of his photo. Still doesn't pass, though. Maybe he can help Kev learn the magic of filters, too.

 

[Constellationzero]

A reminder that Kevie is 33 and not in his 40's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282821912780058625 (Archive)

He's aged like a meth addict.

Also, a little update on Kevie's orbiter Greg Dean (Real Life Comics):
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https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

After six months of transitioning, Greg grew out his hair and applied make-up.

Nice Sea of Tranquility tier face craters. Oh well, nothing that the blur tool can't fix, right?

 

[0 0]

A reminder that Kevie is 33 and not in his 40's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282821912780058625 (Archive)

He's aged like a meth addict.

Also, a little update on Kevie's orbiter Greg Dean (Real Life Comics):
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https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

After six months of transitioning, Greg grew out his hair and applied make-up.

Wow! A new angle!

Except now he kind of looks like a Who from that live-action Grinch movie.

 

[NerdShamer]

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Wow! A new angle!

Except now he kind of looks like a Who from that live-action Grinch movie.

That shirt, though.

 

[Milkis]

https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

After six months of transitioning, Greg grew out his hair and applied make-up.

And somehow, with copious grooming, managed to make his eyebrows even fuller, thicker, and more caterpillar-like. Combine with fivehead-emphasizing hairstyle, a man's flannel shirt, and a deadly Patrick Warburton smize of confidence for maximum femininity.

Or is he just trying to cosplay as Chaika?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I WANT BIG TIDDIES AND I WANT THEM NAO!!!
Size F please.
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Genuine question: Where can you even find a plastic surgeon that is willing to do such a size?

Most surgeons tend to suggest a size that's natural and would fit/look well on your body. I guess in theory you could go full Looney Tunes, but what's the point in that? It always looks so obviously fake and gay.

Imagine Kev meeting with a Plastic surgery consultant;

Well looking at your face, I would assume you would like us to make your fucked forehead look less like Benjamin Button after an acid attack?

Or perhaps you would like us to fix your manly AF face? Maybe fix your acne scars?

Is it your thinning hairline which you don’t wash because you are balding? Maybe some hair plugs would help?

Oh! Your voice, would you like us to fix your Barry White baritone so you can play Overwatch and make people think you could actually be a real girl?


Kev: "ME WAN BIG TITTYS "



fucking spaz, to quote Sigs,

Kevin is ugly and he knows it.

But he only wants superficial porn shit, nothing to actually improve the way he looks where it is most important (the face), even though he is literally this when he sees younger, hotter trans people on twitter;

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Yes Kevin, keep applauding this bat shit story idea. I'm sure it'll become the next best seller.

Also I'm pretty sure none of this is normal.
I've never heard of extreme seesaw tits that weren't diseased.

 

[LUNEKO]

Imagine Kev meeting with a Plastic surgery consultant;

Well looking at your face, I would assume you would like us to make your fucked forehead look less like Benjamin Button after an acid attack?

Or perhaps you would like us to fix your manly AF face? Maybe fix your acne scars?

Is it your thinning hairline which you don’t wash because you are balding? Maybe some hair plugs would help?

Oh! Your voice, would you like us to fix your Barry White baritone so you can play Overwatch and make people think you could actually be a real girl?


Kev: "ME WAN BIG TITTYS "



fucking spaz, to quote Sigs,

But he only wants superficial porn shit, nothing to actually improve the way he looks where it is most important (the face), even though he is literally this when he sees younger, hotter trans people on twitter;

You might chop your dick off in a first world country
You might get massive tits from a Mexican butcher
You might even get a massive ass from a Brazilian fisherman
But that butterface and reseeding hairline.. is eternal

 

[Spastic Colon]

Yes Kevin, keep applauding this bat shit story idea. I'm sure it'll become the next best seller.
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Also I'm pretty sure none of this is normal.
I've never heard of extreme seesaw tits that weren't diseased.
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I hope it's breast cancer. We'd get bald Kevvie from the chemo. He could get breast reconstruction surgery on the tax payer dime, although he might have trouble convincing them he needs the F cup (unless he plays the troon card just right). He could GFM and keep himself in transformers and plushies for a long time. It would mostly be a good thing for him -- and I'd like to see how Kev wrestles with his own mortality. Plus it will freak a bunch of troons out to have a reminder that HRT has been linked to breast cancer.

 

[корона-тян]

Also, a little update on Kevie's orbiter Greg Dean (Real Life Comics):
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https://twitter.com/maegodhavemercy/status/1282819709658750976 (Archive)

Wait, Greg Dean? That's Greg Dean? Aggressively boring webcomics made in illustrator Greg Dean? What the turbolving fuck, how is he connected to this madhouse?

 

[mosh spice]

So that cheap Overwatch crotch suit isn't uncomfortable, but this is?
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not to be mean spirited or to pl but any woman would know that that would actually feel quite pleasurable, with op's account name as a hint as to why.

hopefully many men might know this too. But not poor Kevin :/

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Wait, Greg Dean? That's Greg Dean? Aggressively boring webcomics made in illustrator Greg Dean? What the turbolving fuck, how is he connected to this madhouse?

Dude, he cites Kevin as his inspiration with this comic;

Yes this is 100% real.
Archive | Twitter

 

[Pineapple Fox]

its right above the member list on desktop
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Imagine how uncomfortable the guest(s) must feel reading these tweets, is he is referring to the new troon that moved in? Whoever it is I’m sure they read them if they’re there, lol awkward.

Not as awkward as watching someone air out their neovag of course.

not to be mean spirited or to pl but any woman would know that that would actually feel quite pleasurable, with op's account name as a hint as to why.

Speak for yourself

 

[mosh spice]

Okay look I meant temporarily not for all day wear or whatever.

 

[Monolith]

Spoiler: Template

 

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[Prolego]

A reminder that Kevie is 33 and not in his 40's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282821912780058625 (Archive)

He's aged like a meth addict.

So he actually had a real life genuine pube beard. I don't know why he didn't just shave his head, put on a flannel shirt and larp as an acromegalic FtM. That was his best chance at being taken for a woman.