You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Local Fed]

Also while I'm on a tangent about athletes bitching about nothing, there has been this image going around comparing the NFL draft to slave markets and I personally want to wring every mother fucker that tries to use it as proof that nothing has changed. No in the slave market someone else got some money for the slave in the NFL draft the mother fucker being measured gets hundreds of thousands per season if not millions. One is a human being sold the other is a human selling themselves.

>getting paid more money in a year than most people will make in their lifetimes to play a game
>comparable to slavery
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Not only that, but it's not like some football or basketball team drafts you and then you're forced to sign or anything. Plenty don't. You could be the next Michael Jordan and get drafted #1 overall and tell the team who drafted you that rather than sign you've decided to go work at a construction site instead of taking your millions of slave bucks and millions of slave dollars from your Nike endorsements. Also I guess these people have to admit that white slavery is a thing since the last time that I checked the NHL is like 95% white and they're taking slaves from Canada, USA and all over Europe.

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

When someone leaves a couple of tablespoons or so left of milk or ice cream in a tub and put it back in the fridge, Just drink or eat it. Similarly when someone puts an empty box of food back in the pantry.

 

[Red Hood]

When non-Americans get all haughty and say "America isn't a country, it's a continent!" and that we shouldn't call ourselves Americans.

Signed, a pissed off United Statistician

 

[Curt Sibling]

"America isn't a country, it's a continent!" and that we shouldn't call ourselves Americans.

Speaking as a non-American, if I heard someone say that, I would instantly dismiss them as not having a brain.

(Typed this early this morning, and didn't make it clear. America is a nation. And anyone who says otherwise is being silly)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Some asshole put shit in the pool, so I couldn't swim much today.

Did I mention I hate modern city life?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I hate people that take advantage of BLM to steal from businesses.

 

[Mr. Bones]

Minions. Those stupid yellow cunts are annoying as all hell and so are the people that like them.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Minions. Those stupid yellow cunts are annoying as all hell and so are the people that like them.

Spoiler

 

[FuckedUp]

Minions. Those stupid yellow cunts are annoying as all hell and so are the people that like them.

Completely agree, but I haven't really seen them in like three years.

 

[Meat Target]

People who start telling you their life story or intimate personal details when you did not even remotely ask for them. Or when they mistake you being in a business transaction with them as a prompt for extended conversation. Especially when they talk slow like they're drunk or stoned.

I don't care where you're going on vacation or if your rectum is prolapsed (one of my customers actually told us that).

 

[vertexwindi]

People who start telling you their life story or intimate personal details when you did not even remotely ask for them.

I've known people who did that. It just made me suspicious of them, and turns out they were all liars.

 

[Margo Martindale]

I've known people who did that. It just made me suspicious of them, and turns out they were all liars.

Even more so if they are braggers going on about things they have done or own.

A lot of times these turn out to be false or over exagerated.

 

[Meat Target]

Even more so if they are braggers going on about things they have done or own.

A lot of times these turn out to be false or over exagerated.

Or hypochondriacs who exaggerate or outright lie about their medical problems to whore for attention. One of my relatives is like that; she eventually got ass cancer.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't care where you're going on vacation or if your rectum is prolapsed (one of my customers actually told us that).

I had literally exactly that long ago, when I was working at a convenience store. Some guy came in and droned on and on about his asshole for literally hours. He was describing how he had to shove it back in and that was the least vile of the other details I have thankfully forgotten. Why would some lunatic think anyone at all wanted to hear that shit?

 

[Margo Martindale]

Or hypochondriacs who exaggerate or outright lie about their medical problems to whore for attention. One of my relatives is like that; she eventually got ass cancer.

Those too. You sometimes want to help them but they just suck all the emotional energy out of you while not doing shit to help themselves. They usually are a self-fullfilling prophecy

 

[Meat Target]

Minions. Those stupid yellow cunts are annoying as all hell and so are the people that like them.

The calling card of a vapid Cool Wine Aunt on Facebook.

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I thought I'd seen the last of these things. Go to Hell.

 

[Meat Target]

Those too. You sometimes want to help them but they just suck all the emotional energy out of you while not doing shit to help themselves. They usually are a self-fullfilling prophecy

In her case, she was also a pathological liar, a narcissist, and a raging SJW. She even shouted "I FUCKING HATE YOU" at my mom, in front of my grandfather on his deathbed. Bitch.

 

[{o}P II]

Being woken up at 7am on a weekend because my neighbour, who has gone stir-crazy because of the lockdown, is drilling into the wall adjacent to my bedroom.

Loud Cunts who use being lockdown as an excuse to do menial tasks as loud as possible are cunts

 

[Mr. Bones]

Completely agree, but I haven't really seen them in like three years.

There's a new despicable me movie coming out soon

 

[Ruin]

There's a new despicable me movie coming out soon

Aren't there like six shitty direct to DVD sequels already?