Old content btw
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Hahaha
He's wearing makeup and the color is all wrong
You're not olive-toned at all Greg, or even tan. You need ivory. You fuckin pale.
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Old content btw
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LMFAO He looks jaundiced.Old content btw
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So is all that terrible pancake makeup.View attachment 1448684
His underbite is quite noticeable here. He looks like a big-chinned caricature.
I've never seen a more plastic jawline in my entire sad existence.View attachment 1448684
His underbite is quite noticeable here. He looks like a big-chinned caricature.
That's something that I haven't thought of!I was thinking maybe his major motivation for doing this awful OF is to punish Lainey. She’s not interested in him anymore, doesn’t worship him as she did as a 17 year old, probably very sick of the baby carrot...very likely she’s split.
So he will show her, look at all the people lusting after his dad bod online! He’s a real porn star! Take that Lainey. Also, he’s going to have e-thots over that will help him with his big new porn career which Lainey isn’t allowed to have any part of. Not that she wants to, but Greg would tell himself it’s making her mad with jealously and regret).
Well he certainly isn’t making any real money doing it and has an extremely limited audience, mostly people laughing.That's something that I haven't thought of!
Of course, this is another waterbrained idea of his that he thinks is brilliant, but as we've seen, it's a fucking dumpster fire![]()
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I was thinking maybe his major motivation for doing this awful OF is to punish Lainey. She’s not interested in him anymore, doesn’t worship him as she did as a 17 year old, probably very sick of the baby carrot...very likely she’s split or they are living separately in the swamp shack.
So he will show her, look at all the people lusting after his dad bod online! He’s a real porn star! Take that Lainey. Also, he’s going to have e-thots over that will help him with his big new porn career which Lainey isn’t allowed to have any part of. Not that she wants to, but Greg would tell himself it’s making her mad with jealously and regret).
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greg is back on fucking patreon
edit: his patreon
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Edit: already in and it's mostly just old fucking content as per usual
This is like an Adult Swim bump lol.
I tried to look up why his cock was so bulbous and weirdly shaped but couldn't find anything medical which would explain why it looks how it looks.
I'm still stuck on him jerking himself off with the same hand motions you'd use to jiggle your dice playing craps.