Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[cloudsrainclowns]

Behold, my newest masterpiece.

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I call her: The Temptation of St. Yandere

fuck

 

[LargeChoonger]

Yet another YanDev speedrun is underway

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

Is YandereDev gonna An Hero The Musical or is that empty threats?

He's gonna do a flip, takes 6+ years to hit the ground and then crawls back inside the basement to complain the gremlins sabotaged his suicide.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Yet another YanDev speedrun is underway

Hopefully Alex does a speedrun himself soon...that is, speedrunning writing the most bullshit public statement ever. Or creating Hate and Shame 2. Either one is believable in my opinion. The only things he won't be speedrunning is anything related to developing the game.

 

[Impregnator]

I think I found something interesting. I lurked through this thread for his address out of curiosity, the biggest info about this is on page 1702.
As I checked the real estate sites regarding the house at 6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California which is presumably one of the houses Alex lives or lived in.
All the sites stated that this house was sold not long ago, on June 24th

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...h-Pl_Los-Angeles_CA_90045_M15854-28489#photo0
https://www.estately.com/listings/info/6730-w-85th-place--5
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/6730-W-85th-Pl-90045/home/6618983

Maybe the Mahan family moved to a new place, maybe someone has been sending way too many cum chalices to that address

The LA house was put for sale in March 2016 and sold in July.
Here's some more info: https://www.searchpeoplefree.com/address/ca/los-angeles/w-85th-pl/6730
It seems like Mahans used to own it and sold it to some Ellner guy in 2016.

Or perhaps was this Ellner guy that got tired of receiving cum chalices, who knows

By the way, VERY nice place.. Poverty line my ass.

 

[cloudsrainclowns]

I think I found something interesting. I lurked through this thread for his address out of curiosity, the biggest info about this is on page 1702.
As I checked the real estate sites regarding the house at 6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California which is presumably one of the houses Alex lives or lived in.
All the sites stated that this house was sold not long ago, on June 24th

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...h-Pl_Los-Angeles_CA_90045_M15854-28489#photo0
https://www.estately.com/listings/info/6730-w-85th-place--5
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/6730-W-85th-Pl-90045/home/6618983

Maybe the Mahan family moved to a new place, maybe someone has been sending way too many cum chalices to that address



Or perhaps was this Ellner guy that got tired of receiving cum chalices, who knows

By the way, VERY nice place.. Poverty line my ass.

If this was still owned by a mahan as of AT LEAST this year, it would have to be alex alone because the other address we know of : https://www.redfin.com/CA/Temecula/44035-Via-Horca-92590/home/6195629 is owned by his parents Mark and Theresa (the other names are neighbors I think)

 

[Spooky Millepede]

He's gonna do a flip, takes 6+ years to hit the ground and then crawls back inside the basement to complain the gremlins sabotaged his suicide.

I just now realized that the "do a flip" thing was not literal, I chose it cause I thought the image of him doing a backflip and nothing else is funny

 

[Captain Manning]

Alex has some fucking nerve telling a rival developer that their project is held together with bubblegum and shoelaces.

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Look familiar, Alex?

 

[sad cowboy cat]

how many lines of code do you think he'll have on his grave

 

[Timmy Testicles]

it's not gonna happen. yandev can't finish anything, why would his own life be any different?

 

[BoJack Horseman]

Oh come on, this guy deflects all and any criticism towards him like he's done nothing wrong. That 'debunk' page is so pathetic, no doubt in his mind he sees his critics as nothing but strawmans. But then everything changed when the Lovesick nation attacked and did everything he did but not shit and in only 2 weeks. Effectively proving the criticisms right. Now his charade is exposed, and of course the first thing he thinks about is how this is going to threaten his income. Instead of, you know, switching gears and prove he's going to deliver a finished game, now he's suicide baiting? I really hope he loses all the Patreon support, he is a con artist and a shitty person. It's hilarious that he thinks any woman would be attracted to him. Good attitude and charisma count more in terms of attraction than physical appearance, and he has neither of those things.

YandereDev is everything wrong with himself, and he's so deluded he doesn't see it.

Alex: Why do I have no friends? Am I a shitty person? Nah, it's everyone else who is wrong.​

Keep bitching instead of coding and this ego trip is soon going to be over, leaving him alone with what he deep down hates the most, himself, without the money and clout to make up for it. He'll feel that like never before. And then having to actually work instead of living off excuses? Yup, he'll kill himself.

But remember. It will be no one's fault but his. He even has concerned people asking him to seek therapy and he's refusing. Yeah, I feel more sorry for the people he's emotionally blackmailed. What a leech. Parasite. Bottom feeder. Fuck this guy.

 

[A Sign]

I can't believe I'm actually asking this, but does cornstarch on plastic somehow mimic the feeling of pussy? I sometimes use potato starch for cooking ie. its intended purpose, so I never even considered it for sexual use. Is this actually legit or Alex being retarded? I seriously can't even wrap my head around why somebody would use corn starch of all things.

Get ready for some PL boys.

Cornstarch is used on male sex toys (like the Fleshlights ) to keep the toy from getting tacky and gathering hair, dust and so on and to "feel real" (though I think that depends on what the sex toy is made of? silicone dolls and "real feel" mixes of stuff) I'm no dollfag but I used to follow the sex toy tags a lot and the silicone dolls were part of it.

And those dolls need to be cleaned often inside and out and their "body" moved cause if they are kept in the same position for too long the "bones" inside get too stiff and can break if moved. And if Alex is bad with his own hygiene there's no doubt he never cleaned that doll after "use" and yes they can get black mold that can NEVER be cleaned off.


So if Alex can't even take proper care of a sex doll (let alone himself) how is he supposed to even get a girlfriend that is not 2D?


And really? using CORN STARCH to lick it?! lmfao what a fucking dumbass so is he the first and only to try and fail the only "corn starch challenge"?

 

[ExciteDyke]

Rip nigga

 

[Captain Manning]

how many lines of code do you think he'll have on his grave

If he's coding it? That would be a very big and expensive tombstone.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Get ready for some PL boys.

Cornstarch is used on male sex toys (like the Fleshlights ) to keep the toy from getting tacky and gathering hair, dust and so on and to "feel real" (though I think that depends on what the sex toy is made of? silicone dolls and "real feel" mixes of stuff) I'm no dollfag but I used to follow the sex toy tags a lot and the silicone dolls were part of it.

And those dolls need to be cleaned often inside and out and their "body" moved cause if they are kept in the same position for too long the "bones" inside get too stiff and can break if moved. And if Alex is bad with his own hygiene there's no doubt he never cleaned that doll after "use" and yes they can get black mold that can NEVER be cleaned off.

So if Alex can't even take proper care of a sex doll (let alone himself) how is he supposed to even get a girlfriend that is not 2D?

I wasn't sure whether to rate this post informative, horrifying, deviant, or TMI. I'm still not sure that I made the right choice.

 

[beepboopmeow]

I mean, even with that aside - it's a free market. Imagine if EA complained that the people making City Skylines are evil because they made a city builder game and the people who otherwise would have bought the new Sim City aren't buying it. The labour market is just as much of a marketplace as the games marketplace is.

This is just another example of Alex being an entitled bitch.

Fair enough, though, my point was on the if they had to choose between Lovesick and YanSim they'd of course choose lovesick since they know Alex will mistreat them.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

His father went out to code one night and never came back

 

[A Sign]

If he did actually move I would not be surprised his parents are paying his rent for him cause they were so desperate to get him out of the house.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

GEEZ Alex, if you didn't like, y'know treat your volunteers like shit and not credit them they'd have happily helped you.
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reeeeeeeeee that volunteer labor should have belonged to me reeeeeeee

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What did Alex mean by this

All the other bears got free honey but he had to pay for it.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

So he would rather threaten to fake suicide then finish Osana?

Like really is he that taken aback by Osana that he rather say he kill himself then finish her first.

If we assume one day ONE DAY, he does "finish" Osana, how long do you think the next rival would take?

If we assume by how he said it take less time after Osana is done that mean years.