Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Hey, new to the Farms. I have fervently been following this thread for the last weeks. Pretty epic to be honest :story:.

So, while searching through DetectiveYggdrasil 's tumblr, I found this illustration for Hollow Fantasy. Not only his character is similar to the persona of certain dev, but there is also something fishy about the background...

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He copy-pasted the layout from Yandere Sim webpage. He sure is a creep obsessed with Alex.
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So when are we gonna find his Yanderedev x Self Insert fic?
 
I sign off of the farms late last night, don't come on until the next evening, and I'm greeted with about eight new pages of content. This is probably the fastest I've seen this thread moving since Hate and Shame came out or when the subreddit got hacked...

Anyways, here's a meme video that an animator on YouTube made a few months ago that I think hasn't been posted to the thread yet:

 

Wait a second, i feel like i saw this kind of art before

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This is a screenshot of Alex plotting for hate and shame 2, so not only this guy seems to be simping for him but chalice dev also thinks his art is ugly.... Wow.
 
Does he actually live at home with his parents? I just sort of accepted it, but I don't think I've ever seen any signs of life in that house except him.
Would they have allowed him to stay inside for an entire year?
His behaviour makes it obvious that he was spoiled to hell and back as a child and likely ran the house. He most likely still does!
 
I've slowly begun assembling a comprehensive dictionary of Alex-isms:
Work on your game -> Drink this alcohol you son of a bitch!
Criticism -> Gremlins!
Commentary -> Tabloids!
Logic -> Irrelevant!
Seriously thought work on your game or stop scamming people -> Kill yourself!
Cum chalice speedrunners -> Non-stopping SWATTING and HARASSMENT
I want to make my own game DevCuck -> I SHALL STEAL YOUR TRUE AND HONEST WORK AND PASS IT OFF AS MY OWN!
A forum full of mildly exceptional people laughing at dumpster fires -> I've been placed into a people to ridicule box!
Children -> Ideal YOUNG and INNOCENT sex license adhering partners
 
Well this was a dumpsterfire to read. And very informative. I felt like there had to be more to the circumstances behind WNM's ceased development, so I'm glad that this came to light when Alex tried shutting another game down.

So with this we can confirm that Alex has gone from "jealously guarding his game", to "jealously guarding the entire concept of the game so nobody else is allowed to make one". But that's not how game development works; Alex doesn't get the monopolise the concept of a game just because he was the first to make a game with it - Copyright does not extend to the idea of a game, or how it's played. This very simple fact is why there's so many goddamn Battle Royales saturating the market right now. Did he conveniently forget that he himself has admitted that Yandere Simulator is an arsebaby of Persona and Hitman, based around an anime trope? His individual concepts are not unique either, so he has no legal right to force other projects to close down based on them copying his concepts. He had a case with Lovesick regarding the assets, but he dropped that within a day.

His year-long stay inside the four walls of his house has made him go a bit batshit, I think.
Has anyone made a Yandere Battle Royale yet? 20 Sempais, 80 Kouhais in a school building. 4 Kouhais have the same Sempai target. Kouhais have to be the one to kill or capture their target, Sempais have to hold all of their Kouhais off until the time runs out.
Kouhais could get power-ups that disguise them and make them look like Sempais, since Sempais would naturally try to team up and work together to keep Kouhais away. If a Kouhai kills or captures the wrong Sempai, they become the target of that Sempai's Kouhais. There should be a way to balance it to make it fun.
 
GEEZ Alex, if you didn't like, y'know treat your volunteers like shit and not credit them they'd have happily helped you.
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I mean, even with that aside - it's a free market. Imagine if EA complained that the people making City Skylines are evil because they made a city builder game and the people who otherwise would have bought the new Sim City aren't buying it. The labour market is just as much of a marketplace as the games marketplace is.

This is just another example of Alex being an entitled bitch.
 
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This is a screenshot of Alex plotting for hate and shame 2, so not only this guy seems to be simping for him but chalice dev also thinks his art is ugly.... Wow.
That artwork looks to be only a few chalice edits away from being a beautiful depiction of how Alex was first peer pressured into consuming the cum chalice
 
I mean, even with that aside - it's a free market. Imagine if EA complained that the people making City Skylines are evil because they made a city builder game and the people who otherwise would have bought the new Sim City aren't buying it. The labour market is just as much of a marketplace as the games marketplace is.

This is just another example of Alex being an entitled bitch.

Imagine literally any business operating the way Alex does.

"Hey guys, I'm selling black sandals with two straps."

"Oh cool. People really like those sandals but I think they could be better. I'm selling brown sandals with one strap."

"YOU ARE LITERALLY STEALING MY SALES BY SELLING YOUR SANDALS. EVERYONE IS DOXXING AND HARASSING ME BECAUSE YOUR OF YOUR CHEAP RIPOFFS. GO TO YOUR CUSTOMERS RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM YOUR SANDALS AREN'T AS GOOD AS MY SANDALS. IF YOU DON'T STOP SELLING THOSE SANDALS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF. IF SELLING SANDALS RESULTED IN SOMEONE ENDING THEIR FUCKING LIFE, HOW COULD YOU CONTINUE?"
 
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This is a screenshot of Alex plotting for hate and shame 2, so not only this guy seems to be simping for him but chalice dev also thinks his art is ugly.... Wow.
Behold, my newest masterpiece.

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I call her: The Temptation of St. Yandere
 
Behold, my newest masterpiece.

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I call her: The Temptation of St. Yandere
Man, today's been filled with laughs due to me scrolling through this thread and the #RIPYandereDev hashtag on Twitter and finding the spiciest of memes. I'm tempted to make your meme my temporary pfp...


Speaking of memes...

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