Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

TamarYaelBatYah said:
It wasn't even like that.
I am morally opposed to women grazers. If that's what I believed Marshall was doing I would never have married him.
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Many things that you believe are untrue are actually truth. Many things that you believe are true are actually untrue. I'd venture to say that these two conditions describe 90% of your thinking, actually.
 
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TamarYaelBatYah said:
Marshall wasn't forced to sign anything.

You're just a sexist on a crusade to reinforce your patriarchal world. you sound like a Patriarchal sexist. Your stupidity is so easily seen in what you write.

I don't give a flying fuxk if you think I'm hot or not. You're not the penis I fuxk at night.




So you openly admit to bribery and conspiracy. Wow, thanks for the screenshot
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There is no penis you fuck at night lmao

Also why are you censoring yourself lmfao
 
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@Begemot Thought you could use some comedic relief. So anyways, Saturday night I was bored at the controls of Mando's ship and decided to drink some of the spirits he's got laying around... OMG I havent been that drunk in ages. I had maybe a bottle of wine, half a handle of vodka, and two tall boys. I blacked out while watching Season 2 of the Mandalorian, which will be released in November.
I woke up Sunday morning and there was vomit fucking everywhere. I had puked all over the spaceship walls, in my toilet, in my cat's litterbox and even in the spare bathroom. I think the combination of zero gravity and all the booze really fucked me up bad. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet XD.... You just wait....
Today I woke up with a tingle on my asshole and it hurts whenever I sit down. I cant steer the ship properly because of the damned pain. I grew a pair of space balls and went to the mirror to check out what the nabbing pain was. I bent over and spread my beautiful green cheeks and looked at my hole. There are three large, swollen nodules on my asshole. I think you earthlings call them hemorrhoids? Not one, but THREE fucking hemorrhoids. I checked with Dr. Aphra, and no its not herpes Simplex, they are hemorrhoids. Turns out vomiting excessively can strain the muscles in all of your bodies sphincters. I essentially blew out the muscles in my ass...
Word to the wise: dont be like me. Drink responsibly and take care of your body. We all need a well functioning gut.

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TamarYaelBatYah said:
What color? I'm paining mine this week too
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She'll be able to paint them every color imaginable if she's going to do it while waiting for the FBI to come, since you know, it's not actually gonna happen except in your retarded imagination.
 
Spectre_06 said:
I'm 100% sexist as shit. Just like you are, given the objectification of men you've shown in this thread...especially for @Deadpool and his dick you crave.

Also thank God I don't fuck you. I think I would have painted the walls of your house with the back of my brain if I ever saw you naked.
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I actually write about Gender Equality, so no, not a sexist here

I look great naked, think whatever you want. You couldn't handle a woman like me in bed anyway. Sexist men are always the worst fucks

Toasty said:
Just keep telling yourself that. He did it to his last wife, he'll more than likely do it to this one.
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Too many other circumstances, not likely


Toasty said:
I'm afraid to tell you, you'll use my color to find me in your satellite images.
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ForscytheBat said:
@Begemot Thought you could use some comedic relief. So anyways, Saturday night I was bored at the controls of Mando's ship and decided to drink some of the spirits he's got laying around... OMG I havent been that drunk in ages. I had maybe a bottle of wine, half a handle of vodka, and two tall boys. I blacked out while watching Season 2 of the Mandalorian, which will be released in November.
I woke up Sunday morning and there was vomit fucking everywhere. I had puked all over the spaceship walls, in my toilet, in my cat's litterbox and even in the spare bathroom. I think the combination of zero gravity and all the booze really fucked me up bad. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet XD.... You just wait....
Today I woke up with a tingle on my asshole and it hurts whenever I sit down. I cant steer the ship properly because of the damned pain. I grew a pair of space balls and went to the mirror to check out what the nabbing pain was. I bent over and spread my beautiful green cheeks and looked at my hole. There are three large, swollen nodules on my asshole. I think you earthlings call them hemorrhoids? Not one, but THREE fucking hemorrhoids. I checked with Dr. Aphra, and no its not herpes Simplex, they are hemorrhoids. Turns out vomiting excessively can strain the muscles in all of your bodies sphincters. I essentially blew out the muscles in my ass...
Word to the wise: dont be like me. Drink responsibly and take care of your body. We all need a well functioning gut.

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For a moment I thought you were a victim of Marshall's unregulated and diseased lust.
 
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TamarYaelBatYah said:
I have all the screenshots to report you to the FBI. Don't think they won't hack your site and find you
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‘You *do* realize that this is not how it works, right?

Nah, you’re a fucking moron. You would believe that the “FBI would hack your site” because your feelings were hurt. I‘m sure they have nothing better to do than to investigate a non-crime.

God, you are weapons-grade stupid.
 
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Deadpool said:
Let's take some bets. Who's going to get to Deadpool first, @Marshall Castersen's Mexican mafia, or @TamarYaelBatYah's SWAT team?
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My money is on the FBI hacking your site. And then after she blows away the judge with her excellent lawyering, she’ll send Marshall over to beat you up and collect her $50k.

Well, at least that;s how it plays out in that little sub-100 IQ brain of hers.
 
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