Official Physical Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion - hulthy just big

Moons over my hamber said:
When she says she doesn't want weight loss surgery, it's because people would attribute her weight loss to the surgery, and not from her own willpower being a nutritional powerhouse, thus denying her maximum asspats. Now if she did get surgery under the guise of a hysterectomy, she could do the following

1. 'cure' herself from cancer at a time that suits her
2. Lose a massive amount of weight
3. end the haydurs.

Think about it, she always knows whats best and what works for her, and getting bariatric surgery is admitting she has no self control and needs someone to take charge, complete opposite of her image. It's far more believable that shes getting bariatric surgery under the ruse of cancer than anything else.
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Did she lose the 78 pounds to prove to dr now that she can do it??? I really don’t think so lol but wouldn’t that be a plot twist? Omg are they moving to Texas? Lol sudden weight loss, a move, surgery....
Slappy McGherkin said:
Agreed. This time-line is fucking all of us. It's a rip in the space-time continum of the Hamberverse (as we know it).

I expect much more disruption in the force.
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Mark bolth my words here.
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Wit Shoes said:
Sorry for the sperg. I'm a little stoned.

I'm really wondering how Kristine and Becky are going to get Amberlynn home from the hospital after her surgery.

Will they try to fold her up into Becky's car? Gorl can barely get in and out now...(And last summer, couldn't even fit in it once).

They could rent a larger car, but I don't see any of those three: A) having valid driver's licenses to rent a car; B) having valid auto insurance with which to rent a car; C) Being smart enough to think of that.

They could hire a medical transport company do the heavy lifting.

Or maybe there's a simpler solution:

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And then how long before they have to load our gorl into a car for a post-surgery check-in appointment?

Delicious comeuppance, poured over like gravy.
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Catapult?
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I can't see how they'll possibly get her in that car for a drive home.
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I wonder if they’re smart enough to rent a bigger and more comfortable car for the ride home. In other words, maybe the pre-op directions discussed the ride home.
Who the fuck am I kidding? I doubt she read any pre-op stuff and who knows if Becky even has a credit card. Hopefully AL will be drugged up for that ride home. Three fatasses in a little Hyundai. Let the games begin. It will be quite a show.
 
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The Cum Consumer said:
There's only one kind of endometrial cancer. You're thinking of uterine cancer. Endometrial cancer is by far the most common type of uterine cancer, to the point where people (like you) use them interchangably. It's not something you would expect a patient to know unless they have one of the rare variants.
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Endometrioid carcinoma vs. uterine serous carcinoma basically. But yeah she wouldn't be told which unless she had USC, which would be incredibly unlikely.
 
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No matter whether she has cancer or not, it is absolutely shocking to me that she is still alive. She is diabetic, her joints are permanently fucked, she has been having aches and pain consistently for at least 2 years, but somehow this bitch still alive?

I was really hoping she would catch COVID-19 (How the fuck did she not get it? Didn't someone at Ricky's work catch it) or have a heart attack, just so I can see her screech about how skinny people get heart attacks and Coronavirus as well before she croaks.

Honestly so disappointed. Thursday cannot come fast enough.
 
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Maybe I'm just neurotic, but I would have concern with all the driving to and fro outside of the sweleeen.

slight sperg: I have a friend in the death care industry whom I don't want to pump for details but am always happy to receive. She once told me a story of a "very obese woman" dying in a car accident. She was the passenger, and wore a seatbelt. Even so, the mass in her abdomen was enough to generate enough momentum in the sudden stop to move her organs forward and disconnect them from the wall they are supposed to be anchored in place from. I know I butchered the technical wording, but you get the idea.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
I think Amber is only filming for money from here on out. She doesn't care about the attention and "asspats" anymore now that her loser mom is back in the picture and can give Amber that high that she needs.
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This has been the case for a long, long time.

dingobaby said:
Maybe I'm just neurotic, but I would have concern with all the driving to and fro outside of the sweleeen.

slight sperg: I have a friend in the death care industry whom I don't want to pump for details but am always happy to receive. She once told me a story of a "very obese woman" dying in a car accident. She was the passenger, and wore a seatbelt. Even so, the mass in her abdomen was enough to generate enough momentum in the sudden stop to move her organs forward and disconnect them from the wall they are supposed to be anchored in place from. I know I butchered the technical wording, but you get the idea.
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There was an accident not far from where I live where a dude ran off the road into a tree. The stop was so sudden it separated his head from his spine and dislodged his trachea and esophagus in the process. One or the other would have done him in, but both? It's like hitting the death lottery.
 
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A few details that I have gleaned from her recent vids

According to AL the boys decided to move out after her diagnosis and after she had decided she was going to postpone moving (nice one guys)

There has been no mention of moving prior to the 'I'M Moving' video and in it she claims it is all last minute and the whole thing has played out over a couple of days (it sounds as if the Landlord has fallen out of favour with her based on how she phrased his telling them to GET OUT!'

The most recent video of 'The last time.....' was probably Friday - she is going to have her Covid test on Monday and in surgery Wed or Thurs

NB - She claims that the boys are not moving yet and have their 'own time frame' yet she claims they are packing now - why would you pack at the same time as Amber if you had more time - why make it more chaotic than it needs to be?

Eric's absence from YT and Instagram is very telling - Let's see where they are living when he next uploads
 
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KiwiKunt said:
There has been no mention of moving prior to the 'I'M Moving' video and in it she claims it is all last minute and the whole thing has played out over a couple of days (it sounds as if the Landlord has fallen out of favour with her based on how she phrased his telling them to GET OUT!'
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I thought she said in one video she told the landlord she was moving and he found new tenants and that's why she has to move now. But this last video she said Eric and Rickie are staying there, so I don't know. Maybe it's their new beans and they actually signed a lease.
 
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I thought she said in one video she told the landlord she was moving and he found new tenants and that's why she has to move now. But this last video she said Eric and Rickie are staying there, so I don't know. Maybe it's their new beans and they actually signed a lease.
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None of it makes sense - she claims she told the landlord 2 1/2 months ago that they were 'looking' to move and that is when she told E&R - She says she had found somewhere and they had put the application in blah blah -

She then said that the application fell through after her diagnosis and whilst her mother was there so she decided they would wait until the end of the month - at the same time Eric and Ricki said they were going the move and that the landlord had said he had found new tenants already and gave them a months notice

Amber then decided she wanted to move before her operation rather than after so they rushed to find somewhere

Eric and Ricki must have already found somewhere and started looking when they went MIA in mid-May (which may be why they went - something happened to force their hand) and given their notice this week and A & B were told that they could not transfer the lease

This of course is all speculation based on the evidence available from an unreliable and questionable source with a history of dishonesty and motivation to mislead
 
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