Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Karl der Grosse]

Why would anyone want to sleep with Melinda? By her own admission she smells bad the majority of the time.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

If you say so. Cellulite, missing teeth, and greasy hair is a huge turn off for many men.


You seem like a woman who just lay there like a plank. That's rather boring.

You have 5 children and you are talking about women having cellulite? Oooh, I see, you're a woman grazer who tries to dispose of women after childbirth so you can keep starting fresh. YOU'RE A SEXIST

I don't have missing teeth.

But that's super racist of you to make a "greasy hair" comment!

As a decendent of Hungarian Ashkenazi Jews (where I get my good hair genes from) my hair is naturally oilier. I worry about my children and house, not sitting around fluffing my hair all the time.

As far as cellulite, I only develop it while I'm pregnant. And it's SEXY

A MATURE WOMAN'S BODY IS SEXY TO SOME MEN

You sexist men here don't even know what to do with a physically and emotionally mature woman in bed

Why would anyone want to sleep with Melinda? By her own admission she smells bad the majority of the time.

A man like Marshall who is down to earth and doesn't dehumanize a woman either

You don't have to smell like flowers every time you get laid

 

[Dont Mind Me]

A man like Marshall who hasnt seen a woman In months

Not smelling like flowers =/= stinking. And ftfy

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So Marshall has a stink fetish, good to know.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You seem like a woman who just lay there like a plank. That's rather boring.

Why would anyone want to sleep with Melinda?

You think Marshall is fucking me for my money like a Cougar? No, its 'cause I'm good in the sack and have a tight pussy you dummy.

But we are Monogamous, so you'll never find out for sure!

 

[Chad Nasty]

You think Marshall is fucking me for my money like a Cougar? No, its 'cause I'm good in the sack and have a tight pussy you dummy.

But we are Monogamous, so you'll never find out for sure!

Marshall is a beta-male and fights for the scraps. You can try and fool yourself, but he'd get his hams clapped in prison. But, you're right on one thing, you are only worth the loads he can blow on you.

 

[redcent]

You have 5 children and you are talking about women having cellulite? Oooh, I see, you're a woman grazer who tries to dispose of women after childbirth so you can keep starting fresh. YOU'RE A SEXIST

I don't have missing teeth.

But that's super racist of you to make a "greasy hair" comment!

As a decendent of Hungarian Ashkenazi Jews (where I get my good hair genes from) my hair is naturally oilier. I worry about my children and house, not sitting around fluffing my hair all the time.

As far as cellulite, I only develop it while I'm pregnant. And it's SEXY

A MATURE WOMAN'S BODY IS SEXY TO SOME MEN

You sexist men here don't even know what to do with a physically and emotionally mature woman in bed

This does in no way sound mature

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Marshall is a beta-male and fights for the scraps. You can try and fool yourself, but he'd get his hams clapped in prison. But, you're right on one thing, you are only worth the loads he can blow on you.

Marshall already survived the streets of LA and prison. Never got his ass kicked either.

Marshall is an Alpha male, he walks with YHWH.

You Goy men may think I am a Beta female because I'm not a barren bikini babe but according to Hebrew Scriptures, I am an Alpha female.

You Goy men are sexist. You can't see a woman is worth more than her skin. Praise Yah I'm not married to a Goy!

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

You have 5 children and you are talking about women having cellulite? Oooh, I see, you're a woman grazer who tries to dispose of women after childbirth so you can keep starting fresh. YOU'RE A SEXIST

I don't have missing teeth.

But that's super racist of you to make a "greasy hair" comment!

As a decendent of Hungarian Ashkenazi Jews (where I get my good hair genes from) my hair is naturally oilier. I worry about my children and house, not sitting around fluffing my hair all the time.

As far as cellulite, I only develop it while I'm pregnant. And it's SEXY

A MATURE WOMAN'S BODY IS SEXY TO SOME MEN

You sexist men here don't even know what to do with a physically and emotionally mature woman in bed

Melinda, just wanted to thank you for introducing me to @Toasty and @Deadpool. We're making arrangements to go to court to witness your humiliation in person. We'll be staying at the Country Inn in Big Stone gap While we all will have separate rooms, you can be sure we'll be playing musical beds. I for one am excited to engage in some polyamory. A good ol' fashioned spitroast involving consenting adults is always fun as long as there are no dicks touching eachother

 

[Chad Nasty]

Marshall already power-bottoms the streets of LA and prison. Never got his ass without any dick in it..

Marshall is an Alpha male for gay buttsex, he walks with hardship when he gets brutally butt fucked.

You Goy men may think I am a Beta female because I'm not a barren bikini babe but according to Hebrew Scriptures, I am an "female".

You Goy men are sexist. You can't see a woman is worth more than her skin. Praise Yah I'm not married to a straight man!

An alpha male who evidently powerbottomed his way through gang life.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

Melinda, do you peg Marshall? I've heard from a very reputable source that you peg Marshall.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Melinda, do you peg Marshall? I've heard from a very reputable source that you peg Marshall.

Marshall is at the German Fisting level. @TamarYaelBatYah has to go in halfway up her forearm to tickle his prostate. Marshall be like "HAHAHA YOU CAN'T RAPE ME IF I CAN'T FEEL IT NOOB"

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

An alpha male who evidently powerbottomed his way through gang life.

I have no knowledge of any past gangs Marshall might have been in

Melinda, do you peg Marshall? I've heard from a very reputable source that you peg Marshall.

Nah, that's not my thing. I prefer him in leather and a leash

Melinda, just wanted to thank you for introducing me to @Toasty and @Deadpool. We're making arrangements to go to court to witness your humiliation in person. We'll be staying at the Country Inn in Big Stone gap While we all will have separate rooms, you can be sure we'll be playing musical beds. I for one am excited to engage in some polyamory. A good ol' fashioned spitroast involving consenting adults is always fun as long as there are no dicks touching eachother

Does your wife give you permission to screw other people?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I have no knowledge of any past gangs Marshall might have been in




Nah, that's not my thing. I prefer him in leather and a leash




Does your wife give you permission to screw other people?

She died a few years ago, and yes, she would want to be happy and have fun.

Marshall is at the German Fisting level. @TamarYaelBatYah has to go in halfway up her forearm to tickle his prostate. Marshall be like "HAHAHA YOU CAN'T RAPE ME IF I CAN'T FEEL IT NOOB"

He didn't get his prison nickname "Pablo Prolapse" for nothing.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I have no knowledge of any past gangs Marshall might have been in

He's the guy in the hat

Spoiler: Marshall's initiation

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Marshall already survived the streets of LA and prison. Never got his ass kicked either.

Marshall is an Alpha male, he walks with YHWH.

Yes, only the manliest of men feel the need to tell such huge and ridiculous lies about their special forces training and elite hacker skills in a desperate attempt to intimidate strangers online. Does Marshall try to tell you that he was some sort of super-secret badass when he was in the Navy? Because he wasn't. He was grunt labor, work that required only the willingness to take orders and perform manual labor. He was an absolutely disposable faceless drone.

 

[Toasty]

Melinda, just wanted to thank you for introducing me to @Toasty and @Deadpool. We're making arrangements to go to court to witness your humiliation in person. We'll be staying at the Country Inn in Big Stone gap While we all will have separate rooms, you can be sure we'll be playing musical beds. I for one am excited to engage in some polyamory. A good ol' fashioned spitroast involving consenting adults is always fun as long as there are no dicks touching eachother

XXXMAS in July came early for me! I've always wanted to be the cream in the middle of an international super hero team sandwich. Air tight!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Yes, only the manliest of men feel the need to tell such huge and ridiculous lies about their special forces training and elite hacker skills in a desperate attempt to intimidate strangers online. Does Marshall try to tell you that he was some sort of super-secret badass when he was in the Navy? Because he wasn't. He was grunt labor, work that required only the willingness to take orders and perform manual labor. He was an absolutely disposable faceless drone.

Did you know Marshall personally I

Yes, that is MANLY to do. He's my protector, as well as the protector of our children. Not that I couldn't kick your ass myself, but it helps having Marshall too, if like some guy whose 6 foot tall might try to rape me or take me out and I don't have access to my gun.

Marshall also worked on navigation of the ships, but it shows your thoughts toward those in service of their country.

He's the guy in the hat

I've been legally advised not to click on any links you post

 

[Toasty]

Yes, that is MANLY to do

So what you are saying is that it's manly to be a braggart, lie about yourself, exaggerate your accomplishments, and posture as tough on the internet?

 

[Chad Nasty]

I've been legally advised not to click on any links you post

Not really a link, you know what it was.

But, I'll spell it out: it was a recreation of Marshall's gang initiation. Marshall took 2 cocks up his 1 butt and he took them like a champ.

When Marshall says he never lost fight, he never told you that he never lost a fight to take cocks up his ass. Marshall's a greedy cum slut.