Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

FrailQueen said:
Damn that boy is still eating that much and still doesn't look like he's ready to be casted for My 600 Lb Life?? I heard he tried to claim "muh high metabolismmm" yeah fuckin right.
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I think it's because he drinks a lot of water, not sugary pop, juice, alcohol etc. He also doesn't seem to eat a lot of dessert either.

Edit: A lot of the other ones grew up fat, drink a lot of calories and wolf down sweets on top of eating like Nik. Nik was a thin, fit, vegan, albeit scrawny, before this.
 
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Mr. Bung said:
Call me naïve, but does frequent gay sex cause a looser pooper more susceptible to accidental shits and anal seepage?
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No. Not unless you're getting literally hammered daily with a twelve-inch jackhammer. The anus is a muscle, it doesn't just magically lose its strength when you put stuff in it. Does taking a shit every day (several times a day for some people) make you more susceptible to anal seepage?

What does, however, make one more susceptible to shits and seepage is a high salt, fat, and grease based diet.
 
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DX10 said:
No. Not unless you're getting literally hammered daily with a twelve-inch jackhammer. The anus is a muscle, it doesn't just magically lose its strength when you put stuff in it. Does taking a shit every day (several times a day for some people) make you more susceptible to anal seepage?

What does, however, make one more susceptible to shits and seepage is a high salt, fat, and grease based diet.
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years of aggressive anal sex does in fact lead to incontinence. sure it's a muscle but it needs time to recover and considering the epic shits nick must have and how it's already looking, he probably isn't that far away from achieving some irregular fecal incontinence thank to his horrible diet.
 
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DX10 said:
No. Not unless you're getting literally hammered daily with a twelve-inch jackhammer. The anus is a muscle, it doesn't just magically lose its strength when you put stuff in it. Does taking a shit every day (several times a day for some people) make you more susceptible to anal seepage?

What does, however, make one more susceptible to shits and seepage is a high salt, fat, and grease based diet.
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Shit is generally soft enough to be severed by the muscles in the rectum though, penises and dildos are hard. When human shit is hard it tends to also be really tiny like a bunch of little pebbles, so there isn't a natural analog to having penis sized hard objects shoved inside a butt. Anything hard will increase the risk of injury to the muscles.

It seems to me to be a combination of luck and how enormous the objects are that determines if you are ruining your butt or not via ass sex. Age is another factor, a lot of the time there isn't a noticeable problem until old age. Obesity is another factor. Hemorrhoid patients who are obese are told to lose weight since any time you're upright the extra weight gets concentrated on the pelvic cavity, which includes the anal sphincter.
 
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Nick has better manners than Chantal or ALR. It's not saying much, but at least he chews with his mouth shut. Well, you also have to ignore his pants shitting. Wow, Nickacado shitting his pants is not as horrible as watching Chantal or Amber eat. Let that sink in.

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bladerunner said:
its crazy how garbage like this is profitable these days. like this is his job for him, his 9 to 5 is shoving meals that could feed small nations in africa down his fat gullet every day. imagine being a fucking time traveler from the 40s and witnessing this man and the millions of other shitty mukbang channels. cultural zionism.
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Not even good food. Shitty pre-processed fast food that has no substance (and cement mixer that's called cheese sauce). Do these people even know how to cook?
 
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El Rodrigo said:
I mean, the guy has like a billion channels, being an outright narcissist and overdramatic attention whore seems to be his deal.



Jesus, what a baby.


Also.....is that him on a stretcher? For a FINGER?
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Rate me ⏰, but how much of a pussy do you have to be to need a stretcher for a finger injury?
Going to the hospital after an animal bite is one thing, but come on. Two days ago I sliced my index finger open with a bread knife. Bled a lot and hurt, but the first thing I did was clean it, apply disinfectant, and apply pressure to stop the bleeding. No hospital trip, no fuss, just a bloodied sink and some bruised pride.

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Not even good food. Shitty pre-processed fast food that has no substance (and cement mixer that's called cheese sauce). Do these people even know how to cook?
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Fat people are fat because of poor impulse control and a lack of good dietary habits. Fast food checks both those boxes while being somewhat decent tasting so of course they don't know how to cook.
Would fat-as-fatass wait 45 minutes to an hour for a good stuffed pork roast or use that time to go to McDick's and get 12 cheeseburgers?
Most people that cook their own food are in shape to mildly overweight (fat chefs and all that). I look at any non historical recipe with 1 pound of butter or copious amounts of fat with disgust. Paula Deen's artery clogging cookery shall not grease grace my kitchen.
 
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Mr. Skeltal said:
Fat people are fat because of poor impulse control and a lack of good dietary habits. Fast food checks both those boxes while being somewhat decent tasting so of course they don't know how to cook.
Would fat-as-fatass wait 45 minutes to an hour for a good stuffed pork roast or use that time to go to McDick's and get 12 cheeseburgers?
Most people that cook their own food are in shape to mildly overweight (fat chefs and all that). I look at any non historical recipe with 1 pound of butter or copious amounts of fat with disgust. Paula Deen's artery clogging cookery shall not grease grace my kitchen.
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You’re a skeleton. You don’t eat anything.
 
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Long time lurker. Remember watching him 50lbs ago, wondering how anyone could stand watching him in earnesty.

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Just yesterday I was having problem falling asleep, so I put on of his 1+hour videos on, turn the brightness of my laptop to zero and lowered the volume. It was like someone talking to me from far away.
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That sounds like a one way ticket to shit filled nightmares. I can't imagine falling asleep to the distant clap of his filthy cheeks as he sharts for the third time this month on camera. Godspeed my friend.
 
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Salade Nicoise said:
Timestamped: gotta be more incorrect DCMAs of his eye of Sauron headed @Null 's way right? Fun!


EDIT: Further gloating.


^ 30 seconds later he shits himself again. Allegedly.
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this is a reoccurring event, only a matter of time till hes prolapsed

by the way, has anyone got that picture of him on a walmart scooter yet?
 
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